The Gossip Around Garden VIII [BBS]

[wr_gossip]

Let's start off with the good stuff during this special edition of your beloved gossip newsletter! We've mixed things up due to our absence, but we have not forgotten the sumptuous affairs that lurk when no one is looking! But we are always watching!! Even those Lalondes!

It seems that Mikuru is a thing of the past as Gakupo moves onto more younger and tantalizing pastures! Sigyn is a lovely young thing with all the right moves, but she'll have some competition with that nine tailed vixen Ahri! This competition heats up during the homecoming dance. It's a surprise that the sprinkler system didn't kick in! Who will you root for, Garden?! Perhaps Mikuru will come back into the picture and fight for her man!! Or get bigger breast implants!! That will get his attention quickly!

Edward and Jecht have no problem befriending our four legged friends, Rainbow Dash and Princess Luna, respectively! Maybe!! Who really knows! Perhaps Instructor Slughorn's potion works miracles, too! But both couples will need to watch out for Pinkie Pie! We've caught her taking a nice gander at both ladies in the buff! She's certainly getting down to the bare essentials! What does Instructor Champloo think of this?! Is he next?! Finally!! Be sure to check out Instructor Cranston's well chiseled arms as well!! She's getting far more action than either Edward or Jecht, and Jecht doesn't even wear a shirt!! How sad!

Don't worry, there is still Twilight Sparkle to 'get to know', gentlemen! Better hurry before Pinkie gets her sticky hands on her! Literally!!

Speaking of playing on the same team, Ronnae is far too shy to let everyone in Garden know of the way she swings her battle axe! Or whatever weapon she uses! We can certainly understand the connection she has with Maria, the Amazon of Garden, but Cissie seems a bit daintier in contrast! Whatever floats her battleship!

The battle rages on for Marco as he fights his way back up in rank! But is he putting in more hours than necessary now that Commander Zabala is in charge?! Perhaps the Commander's new position of power has gone to her head and she's taking advantage of the married man!! His wife should be suspicious that he's spending so much time away without her! The Commander is sneaky, so be careful, everyone!! We have a feeling the Headmaster is next on her seduction list, or perhaps his wife! With any luck, Reno may just step in and try to tame that mustang! Then he can tame the other Mustang! Anyone can see that their hatemance is a ruse!!

Here is a name one doesn't see here very often: Espio! He and Min have been seen chatting civilly! Now that's just odd!! They're usually at odds since she's one of those fanatic girls! Yet since Tobias has come into the picture, Min hasn't been around! Or has she?! Perhaps Espio is keeping Min in the shadows for when Toby isn't present! Smart move! I doubt neither Grell or Marco will approve, though! Perhaps once they're done playing with Espio's new hair they'll get serious!

What a weird family!

Someone that meets our approval is Doctor Touma, if only because he isn't cooped up in his office all the time and got some fashion help from Chase! The doctor is IN…style!! Now if only someone could rescue Sharpay and her Homecoming disaster of a dress! Did the Home Economics instructors have a food coloring fight while you were stuck in the middle?! BLECH!! She needs a new eye prescription!

There you have it! Look out for the next installment, coming when you least expect it!!


Until next time, Garden!

Miss Tattler.

Comments

[BBS]

[manslut]

[Guess who is laughing behind the screen and far more amused than upset at those implications. But hey, it's pretty hard to get under his skin with gossip things like this.]

Sorry, doll, but I'm pretty sure Pony doesn't swing that way. Even if he did, I got a thing against fuckin' up that kind of friendship.

[wr_gossip]

How sad!!

[BBS]

[lunar_princess]

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU NOTHING IS GOING ON.

[Be right back, metaphorically flipping all of the tables.]

[wr_gossip]

Prove it!

[espio]

Min.

Really?

[wr_gossip]

Really!

[BBS]

[shiest_sunbeam]

What?

Wait, we're just friends!

[wr_gossip]

Sure you are! ;)

[fotlenke]

he is cute, but not very forward

[eggplantallergy]

...I'm sorry?

[He had no idea he should be forward!]

[elementofloyalty]

wait what

[wr_gossip]

Yes?

[commanderzabala]

No mention of the three-man bidding frenzy? I'm disappointed. I thought that was my finest hour.

~Commander Zabala

[wr_gossip]

You must be new to these newsletters!

[gunbladegrrl]

I'm not sure how I can even be called an Amazon when compared to Ronnae. I'm pretty sure she could snap me in half.

-Maria Cyphert

[wr_gossip]

We bet should could! ;)

[earthlychild]

Oh, I've missed these updates!

But are you sure you haven't seen any forbidden romances? They're bound to be around here somewhere. I do love those stories.

[wr_gossip]

Most forbidden ones are in old issues! But keep your eyes open!

[BBS]

[tricksterking]

[Gahahahah oh god, his side.]

Wow, seems like you dig up everything.

[wr_gossip]

We sure do!

Embeded voice

[silentscales]

"Slughorn's potion?" says Oscar. [Because that was the only thing that sounded vaguely interesting. He didn't really care about the rest, even if he was surprised to hear Tobias' name.]

[Non-Voice Reply!]

[wr_gossip]

Yes, that's right!

[bunnypassingby]

I DON'T HAVE IMPLANTS

[espio]

Just be glad we're not magically together, Mikuru, and ignore the jealousy here.

[After all, you braided his hair! Obviously there's romance going on here.]

[wrnpcs]

[This is from Min's ID!

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[espio]

You sure? I could always take you out for coffee. I heard my Polymorphous Form is actually somewhat attractive by human standards.

[werepanther]

Picking on Shar's style again? 8/ her dress was fine

-Instructor Bronson

[wr_gossip]

Not really!

[hispeedchase]

Oh wow, I get a mention and you didn't insult me? Miss Tattler you're not trying.

--Hi-Speed-Chase--

[alwaysanarcher]

I'm more impressed she praised your style and insulted Instructor Evans' in the same breath. Isn't it usually the other way around? :P

- Cissie

[alwaysanarcher]

me dating Ronnae? lol, she's pretty cool but we'd let everyone know if it were official :)

- Cissie

[wr_gossip]

Then hurry up!!