Rainbow Dash always humans in style [BBS/Action]

[elementofloyalty]

hey guys i'm trying out that polawhatzit potion we all gotta use now so come help me practice stuff. i'll be in the martial arts rooms.

-rainbow dash


[Well, if you didn't read that bulletin board post, you might think the girl wrapped up in a karate gi in the martial arts classroom might be new... but who the heck could have rainbow hair like that? Just a bit of a giveaway, y'know.]

[Rainbow isn't training at the moment, though -- instead, she's furiously craning her neck to try to see down the back of her uniform, to see if this weird new form has any sign of her wings or something. Which leads to--]

Ow!

[She wrenches her head back around, rubbing at her neck.]

Not... as flexible.

Comments

[laughafterme]

I meant the potion thing, Dashie.

[elementofloyalty]

Oh. Right.

So what's so bad about being human!? Tell me!

[laughafterme]

How would I know what's bad or not?! I've only been a human for like...FOREVER!! It's all I know!

[elementofloyalty]

I mean what's going to SURPRISE ME!!!!

[laughafterme]

ANYTHING!!

[True story.]

[elementofloyalty]

Rrraaaaaaaaaaah JUST TELL ME!

[laughafterme]

NOPE NOPE!!

[Nothing will make her tell!!]

[elementofloyalty]

[Even Rainbow Dash TACKLING HER!? Because she's springing at Pinkie like a hunting cat!]

[laughafterme]

[ASDFHGJNLJ--rolls out the way and sprints for it!!]

[elementofloyalty]

GET BACK HERE!

[And Rainbow Dash is in hot pursuit!]

[laughafterme]

NEVEEEEERRRRRRRR!!

[RUNNING RUNNING RUNNING RUNNING TURNING A CORNER AND RUNNING SOME MORE!!]

[elementofloyalty]

[Rainbow Dash is scrambling after her at top speed, grabbing for her ankles or her arms or whatever she can reach!]

[laughafterme]

[WHOA OKAY GOTTA LOSE HER SOMEHOW!

Digs into a bag and takes out an air horn and lets it rip! If that doesn't work, then...it was nice being Pinkie Pie.]

[elementofloyalty]

AAAAAaaa----rrgh??

[Hey. That wasn't as bad as she expected! Since it turns out humans don't hear as well as ponies. YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY PINKIE!]

[laughafterme]

[CRUD!!

STILL RUNNING!!]

[elementofloyalty]

[And there's another diving tackle coming her way!]

I GOTCHA NOW!

[laughafterme]

AAAAAHHHH--[DOWN THEY GO!!]

[elementofloyalty]

[And she works on furiously pinning Pinkie to the ground.]

Now then! TALK!

[laughafterme]

[Wriggles around Ike a wriggly thing that wriggles!]

There's nothing to talk abooouuuuut!

[elementofloyalty]

Tell me what human thing is gonna surprise me!

[She's just sprawled atop Pinkie Pie at the moment, her knowledge of holds and pins completely failing her when it comes to human body shapes.]

[laughafterme]

[Suddenly Pinkie stops squirming and looks up to Rainbow Dash.]

...how old are you, Dashie?

[elementofloyalty]

Uh, you mean as a pony, or in a human body? Because I'm supposed to be younger than you, but this body looks a little bit older than you do for some reason.

[laughafterme]

Oh, then...the only thing you probably should worry about is that time of the month.

[Yep. Pinkie went there.]

[elementofloyalty]

...Exams?

[Yep, Rainbow Dash doesn't get it. Ponies don't work quite the same way as humans ya know.]

[laughafterme]

[Blinks at Rainbow Dash before leaning close to whisper in her ear about the perils of menstruation and where it comes from and that it SHOULD come every month or else...MOMMYHOOD!!

Who would have thought Pinkie Pie would have to explain this?!]