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[unconchonable]

for all ivve the right to be dowwnright bloody PISSED at bein throwwn about to some other univverse i suppose i could havve ended up at wworse
a military academy i can deal wwith this
wwhile im not needin any more military expertise beneath my belt since i UNDENIABLY knoww a thing or twwo about military tactics battle formation and all a that from my SWWEEPS a study on the topic i suppose learnin from a inferior species wwill be at least insightful
if not a touch fuckin embarrassin honestly howw do you pink squishy space monkeys hope to survvivve wwith such primitivve military means
wwhatevver
all i can say is this
dont wworry about those feelins a inadequacy youll be facin noww that im here its pretty fuckin natural among you landdwwellers its better that you simply accept them noww itll make your self doubt and hatred less extreme and easier to cope wwith
this is the only handicap ill alloww you to havve because once i get started wwith this school youll nevver find a better soldier
ha soldier fuck that by the time im done ill rule this fuckin academy like its my hatchright wwhich honestly it really is
stand back plebeians and make wway for your prince

(ooc quirkless translation:)

For all I've the right to be downright bloody PISSED at bein throwwn about to some other universe, I suppose I could have ended up at worse.
A military academy? I can deal with this.
While I'm not needin any more military expertise beneath my belt, since I UNDENIABLY know a thing or two about military tactics, battle formation, and all of that from my SWEEPS of study on the topic, but I suppose learnin' from an inferior species wwill be at least insightful,
if not a touch fuckin' embarrassin'. Honestly, how do you pink squishy space monkeys hope to survive with such primitive military means?
Whatever.
All I can say is this:
Don't worry about those feelin's of inadequacy you'll be facin' now that I'm here, it's pretty fuckin' natural among you landdwellers. It's better that you simply accept them noww, it'll make your self doubt and hatred less extreme and easier to cope with.
This is the only handicap I'll allow you to have, because once I get started with this school you'll never find a better soldier.
Ha. Soldier, fuck that. By the time I'm done, I'll rule this fuckin academy like it's my hatchright; which, honestly, it really is.
Stand back plebeians and make way for your prince.

(ooc: If you wanna opt outta dealing with his quirk in tags, please tell me so here or just say so in the subject line of your tag, thanks!)

Comments

[redcinemareel]

I'm already a SeeD, you dolt. Apparently, I'm doing just fine.

[unconchonable]

i dont care wwhat shitty title youvve been givven
especially if its undeservved wwhich it most likely is
human standards are a fuckin tragedy

[redcinemareel]

I'm not human, and I have earned my status. Please stop making assumptions, because they only lead you to looking like an arse.

If it's not already too late.

[unconchonable]

oh wwhat exactly are you
wwell wwhatevver you are doesnt change the fact this establishment is RAN by humans so my point remains
also im not makin myself look like a arse wwhatevver that may be so keep your trap shut

[redcinemareel]

That's none of your concern.

Do you really believe it's run by humans?

Make me.

[unconchonable]

fine i dont actually care anywways
and all ivve seen are the wwatered dowwn vversion of us that WWE created so yeah
i do think its ran by humans
oh is that a challenge

[redcinemareel]

Then why did you ask?

It must be nice to live in ignorance.

Indeed it was. But only if you can handle it.

[unconchonable]

passin curiosity but its since been discarded like it rightly should im back to not carin
human some other creature i dont care wwhat runs this place all i knoww is the lot a you are beneath me and thats all that matters
ahahaha theres a lot i can handle you dont evven knoww
but i dont think this should be a matter a wwhether i can handle you its better to ask can you handle me

[redcinemareel]

I commend you for your honesty, then.

Perhaps we should settle this uncertainty.

[unconchonable]

i dont see any reason to lie about it
thatd be outright petty
perhaps wwe should but dont come cryin wwhen you get scorched to a cinder by my holy fire

[redcinemareel]

True enough.

I shall try to contain my tears of agony.

[unconchonable]

please do
otherwwise it might soil my vvictory howwevver small it may be ovver somethin like you wwith nothin but embarrassment