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[unconchonable]

for all ivve the right to be dowwnright bloody PISSED at bein throwwn about to some other univverse i suppose i could havve ended up at wworse
a military academy i can deal wwith this
wwhile im not needin any more military expertise beneath my belt since i UNDENIABLY knoww a thing or twwo about military tactics battle formation and all a that from my SWWEEPS a study on the topic i suppose learnin from a inferior species wwill be at least insightful
if not a touch fuckin embarrassin honestly howw do you pink squishy space monkeys hope to survvivve wwith such primitivve military means
wwhatevver
all i can say is this
dont wworry about those feelins a inadequacy youll be facin noww that im here its pretty fuckin natural among you landdwwellers its better that you simply accept them noww itll make your self doubt and hatred less extreme and easier to cope wwith
this is the only handicap ill alloww you to havve because once i get started wwith this school youll nevver find a better soldier
ha soldier fuck that by the time im done ill rule this fuckin academy like its my hatchright wwhich honestly it really is
stand back plebeians and make wway for your prince

(ooc quirkless translation:)

For all I've the right to be downright bloody PISSED at bein throwwn about to some other universe, I suppose I could have ended up at worse.
A military academy? I can deal with this.
While I'm not needin any more military expertise beneath my belt, since I UNDENIABLY know a thing or two about military tactics, battle formation, and all of that from my SWEEPS of study on the topic, but I suppose learnin' from an inferior species wwill be at least insightful,
if not a touch fuckin' embarrassin'. Honestly, how do you pink squishy space monkeys hope to survive with such primitive military means?
Whatever.
All I can say is this:
Don't worry about those feelin's of inadequacy you'll be facin' now that I'm here, it's pretty fuckin' natural among you landdwellers. It's better that you simply accept them noww, it'll make your self doubt and hatred less extreme and easier to cope with.
This is the only handicap I'll allow you to have, because once I get started with this school you'll never find a better soldier.
Ha. Soldier, fuck that. By the time I'm done, I'll rule this fuckin academy like it's my hatchright; which, honestly, it really is.
Stand back plebeians and make way for your prince.

(ooc: If you wanna opt outta dealing with his quirk in tags, please tell me so here or just say so in the subject line of your tag, thanks!)

Comments

[onthelii2p]

get out douchebag, no one want2 you here.

[unconchonable]

oh wwoww
these humans really do havve no standards

[onthelii2p]

yeah no 2hiit, they let you iin.

[redcinemareel]

No, thank you.

-Grell ♥

[unconchonable]

it wwasnt a choice

[redcinemareel]

Neither was my reply.

[terribubblykoi]

-Eridan, leave Sollux alone.

[unconchonable]

[..................oh.]

hes the one wwho came to me

[terribubblykoi]

I don't care w)(o started it.
T)(at's just all I'm saying, okay?
You're not fig)(ting eac)( ot)(er.
T)(ere's no Jack )(ere, no Veil, no not)(ing, so get over it.
I'm not going to allow you to )(urt anyone )(ere.

[f8tal]

Looks like someone forgot to throw out the trash!

[unconchonable]

from the looks a your cobalt wwords id havve to say i agree

[f8tal]

Watch what you s8y to your superior, Ampora!
You'll regret it faster than you can s8y, "I'm soooooooo sorry, Miss Serket!"!

[thorny]

Ah. I'd thought that I'd smelled a sickeningly familiar stench around the Garden today. How tragic that I've been proven right; I'd been hoping that perhaps paradox space would shed a small kindness upon us all and accidentally consume you in all of the universal shifting.

[unconchonable]

yeah not likely im too great a troll for the univverse to do any such blasphemous act but i see this place truly does havve no standards if they let the likes of a fraudulent wwitch like yourself in
wwhat kind of run dowwn military academy am i dealin wwith here

[thorny]

The sort that can't seem to learn from its past mistakes and continues to allow sentient migraines to return to campus. It's rather disappointing, but I suppose that there must always be a butt to every joke no matter the universe.

[moon_sigil]

Hello! Are the keys on your keyboard stuck? You should take your laptop to the tech department, I'm sure they can fix it!

--Yuna

[Sigh. Yuna.]

[unconchonable]

my keyboard isnt stuck you ignorant wwretch its my typin quirk

[moon_sigil]

That's not very nice! I was only trying to help.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < ampurra thats not a very good way
:33 < to start off i a new place :((
:33 < but whatever
:33 < welcome to balamb
:33 < again

[unconchonable]

wwhat are you talkin about its the BEST wway to start off
and wwhat do you mean AGAIN ivve nevver been here before

[moirailcompass]

:33 < one thing you might quickly learn
:33 < is that time compurression can be purrty weird
:33 < itll bring people furom all diffurent times and places
:33 < some who are even diffurent than what you remember and
:33 < have led difurent lives
:33 < like fur example a couple perigr33s back
:33 < there was a sollicks karkitty and kananyaa
:33 < who were like nine sw33ps old!
:33 < and they had never played SGRUB befur
:33 < so while it may not have b33n you exactly
:33 < there have b33n other ampurras here befur

Give me all your quirks B)

[fierybluebird]

So you're a soldier back home, eh?

Oh I will B^J

[unconchonable]

wwell more or less
though not somethin so unimportant as cannon fodder
you could say im destined to be a great admiral
or
i wwas at least

[timetours]

So, just a minor delusion of grandeur, is it?

[unconchonable]

theres no delusions here
nothin but the truest a truths