unconchonable: (make wway lowwbloods)
Eridan Ampora ♒ caligulasAquarium ([personal profile] unconchonable) wrote in [community profile] witchesreign2012-05-22 02:00 pm

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for all ivve the right to be dowwnright bloody PISSED at bein throwwn about to some other univverse i suppose i could havve ended up at wworse
a military academy i can deal wwith this
wwhile im not needin any more military expertise beneath my belt since i UNDENIABLY knoww a thing or twwo about military tactics battle formation and all a that from my SWWEEPS a study on the topic i suppose learnin from a inferior species wwill be at least insightful
if not a touch fuckin embarrassin honestly howw do you pink squishy space monkeys hope to survvivve wwith such primitivve military means
wwhatevver
all i can say is this
dont wworry about those feelins a inadequacy youll be facin noww that im here its pretty fuckin natural among you landdwwellers its better that you simply accept them noww itll make your self doubt and hatred less extreme and easier to cope wwith
this is the only handicap ill alloww you to havve because once i get started wwith this school youll nevver find a better soldier
ha soldier fuck that by the time im done ill rule this fuckin academy like its my hatchright wwhich honestly it really is
stand back plebeians and make wway for your prince


(ooc quirkless translation:)

For all I've the right to be downright bloody PISSED at bein throwwn about to some other universe, I suppose I could have ended up at worse.
A military academy? I can deal with this.
While I'm not needin any more military expertise beneath my belt, since I UNDENIABLY know a thing or two about military tactics, battle formation, and all of that from my SWEEPS of study on the topic, but I suppose learnin' from an inferior species wwill be at least insightful,
if not a touch fuckin' embarrassin'. Honestly, how do you pink squishy space monkeys hope to survive with such primitive military means?
Whatever.
All I can say is this:
Don't worry about those feelin's of inadequacy you'll be facin' now that I'm here, it's pretty fuckin' natural among you landdwellers. It's better that you simply accept them noww, it'll make your self doubt and hatred less extreme and easier to cope with.
This is the only handicap I'll allow you to have, because once I get started with this school you'll never find a better soldier.
Ha. Soldier, fuck that. By the time I'm done, I'll rule this fuckin academy like it's my hatchright; which, honestly, it really is.
Stand back plebeians and make way for your prince.

(ooc: If you wanna opt outta dealing with his quirk in tags, please tell me so here or just say so in the subject line of your tag, thanks!)
onthelii2p: (ii am goiing two 2trangle you)

[personal profile] onthelii2p 2012-05-22 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
get out douchebag, no one want2 you here.
onthelii2p: (eriidan get off my ceiiliing.)

[personal profile] onthelii2p 2012-05-22 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah no 2hiit, they let you iin.

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2012-05-22 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
No, thank you.

-Grell
redcinemareel: (Grell: ...wha?)

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2012-05-22 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Neither was my reply.
onthelii2p: (ii could do thii2 iin my 2leep.)

she will have told him anyhow, darn OOC time shenanigans

[personal profile] onthelii2p 2012-05-22 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
tell that two ff, 2he only 2aiid ii lo2t.
don't act liike you know more than the re2iident prophet of doom eiither 2cum2ucker, ii've known for age2 that ii'm goiing two go bliind before ii diie agaiin and you can't up2et that order even wiith your gaudy 2ciience 2tiick.
but on that matter iit ha2n't even happened yet from my per2pectiive 2o go biitch two tiime compre22iion iif you have ii22ue.
redcinemareel: (Grell: can't you understand?)

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2012-05-22 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm already a SeeD, you dolt. Apparently, I'm doing just fine.
onthelii2p: (iif you're 2ure.)

[personal profile] onthelii2p 2012-05-22 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
...
what ii2 that 2uppo2ed two mean.
redcinemareel: (Grell: dirty look)

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2012-05-22 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not human, and I have earned my status. Please stop making assumptions, because they only lead you to looking like an arse.

If it's not already too late.
onthelii2p: (are you kiiddiing me.)

[personal profile] onthelii2p 2012-05-22 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
b2, you don't get two 2ay 2omethiing ambiiguou2 liike that and not giive me the whole 2tory.
out wiith iit fii2hbreath.
redcinemareel: (Grell: Ah~?)

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2012-05-22 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
That's none of your concern.

Do you really believe it's run by humans?

Make me.
onthelii2p: (ugh.)

[personal profile] onthelii2p 2012-05-22 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT'2 NOT AN AN2WER.
what happened two her??
redcinemareel: (Grell: eyes and teeth)

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2012-05-22 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Then why did you ask?

It must be nice to live in ignorance.

Indeed it was. But only if you can handle it.
onthelii2p: (2hut the fuck up.)

[personal profile] onthelii2p 2012-05-22 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
or ii twii2t iit out of you next tiime ii 2ee you.
don't thiink you'll get lucky twiice iin a row and bliind me then, iif you pull that iin the veiil that ju2t teache2 me whiich tactiic2 not two u2e.

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