♍ » 01 [BBS; action] Backdated to the 14th

[sylphoftealdeer]

[BBS; text]

Do Humans In This World Usually Decorate Their Common Gathering Areas With Such Bright Red Depictions Of Hearts And Or Equally Red Flowers
While Terezi Would Greatly Appreciate This Decadent Cherry Red Scenario I Must Confess That Its A Bit Too Overwhelming
This Is A Good Color But Not When Used In Quantities High Enough To Damage Visual Receptors

But Despite This Overabundance Of Red I Cant Say These Developments Make Me Unhappy
Im Glad To See The Sun Again Even Though It Is Not The Same Sun I Had At Home
But Its Significantly Better Than Fifty Two Weeks Of Darkness

Well
I Suppose An Introduction Is In Order If I Am To Be Living Here For An Undefined Amount Of Time
My Name Is Kanaya Maryam And I Am A Troll
Which Is Actually The Name Of My Species And Not An Indicator That I Typically Indulge In Campaigns Of Provocation With The Use Of Messaging Systems Although Some Of Us Have Been Known To Enjoy Such Activities

Now If Youll Excuse Me I Must Find My Living Quarters And Hopefully Make Them Considerably Prettier
I Doubt That An Aesthetically Pleasing Environment Is A Priority Here If The Assigned Cadet Clothing Is Anything To Go By But It May Possible That My Standards Are Simply Too High When Compared To Everyone Elses
It Wouldnt Be The First Time That Happened And I Doubt It Will Be The Last



[Action]

[Kanaya can be seen walking through the Garden corridors while trying to find the entrance to the female dorms. It's a bit difficult to go by unnoticed when you're literally glowing while wearing a red dress, but Kanaya acts as if nothing is out of the ordinary while she glances from her surroundings to the map she has been given, and then back to her surroundings again, trying to find her way in this strange new place.]


((ooc: If you'd prefer not to have Kanaya use her green font when tagging your character, please tell me so in this post! Also, I will be travelling later today so my replies may be a bit slow. Sorry about that.))

Comments

[sylphoftealdeer]

Alas I Have No Desire To Continue This Façade Or Otherwise Perpetuate My Attempts At Sarcasm So You May Cease Your Metaphors And References To A Culture And History I Am Not Acquainted With

[thorny]

I'm afraid that thought you may shed the highly appealing robes of cynicism I'm unable to follow suit. As the revered high priestess in the cult of sarcasm discarding my sacred garb even for a moment is blasphemy of the highest order.

[sylphoftealdeer]

Im Certain That Your Followers Will Allow Their Revered Leader To Do Such A Thing
Perhaps I Could Aid You In Acquiring New Garments For Your Supposed Role

I Guess I Should Add That My Offer Was Sincere
While You Are Able To Maneuver Sarcasm As Efficiently As I Am Able To Work A Needle And Thread Through Fabric And From It Create Something Aesthetically Appealing I Felt The Need To Reinforce The Sincerity Of My Statement
In Case You Failed To Detect It

[thorny]

You? Being sincere? I'm afraid that I'll have to take a seat and practice several rounds of deep breathing before being able to proceed onwards with this conversation. The shock at this new revelation is too much for my delicate sensibilities to take.

[sylphoftealdeer]

Yes Well
Whenever You Wish To Put Your Infatuation With Sarcasm Aside For A Moment And Perhaps Even Discard Your "Traffic Cone Orange Sun-Sari" For Something Considerably More Fashionable
You Know How To Contact Me

[thorny]

I'm afraid that I've never owned a garment in the lovely shade of orange typically designated as traffic cone, so you'll likely be waiting a horrifically long time for that call.

[sylphoftealdeer]

Huh
Are You Completely Certain

This Must Mean That You Are From An Earlier Point In Your Timeline Than I Initially Thought

[thorny]

I wouldn't be surprised. The personal definition I've been using to describe my lofty point on the timeline is the nosebleed section. I've been briefed on many of the pertinent happenings in the future, however.

[sylphoftealdeer]

Well
How Far Along Into Your Future Have You Been Briefed On

[thorny]

Long enough to want nothing to do with it.

[sylphoftealdeer]

In That Case I Believe You Should Come To Terms With It
Because The Rose I Met Most Certainly Did

[thorny]

I refuse to do any such thing, whether or not the me from the future has taken that stance. Consider it a divergence from destiny.

[sylphoftealdeer]

If You Stray Too Far From The Path You Are Supposed To Follow Then You Will Lead Yourself And Others Into A Doomed Timeline

As The The Seer Of Light You Should Be Well Aware Of How These Things Work
You Are To Seek The Most Auspicious Path And Guide Your Companions To Victory
That Was What You Were Trying To Do Just Hours Ago From My Perspective

[thorny]

And that's what I'll continue to do with my current decisions, albeit aided by the additional knowledge of future events. Save your aneurysms over the betrayal of assigned classes for a more warranted moment.