The Gossip Around Garden: SPECIAL EDITION

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As promised, this is a special edition of your favorite Gossip Around the Garden!! We have the scoop on the happenings at our latest events that will surely leave jaws dropping!

Engagements!
Incest!
Cat fights!
Drunken antics!

Lets get reading!



The carnival was full of thrills! Chills! Make outs?! The kissing booth has made a certain cadet's dreams come true! Goose finally got to kiss a real man! Apollo is quite the catch, isn't he? And such a lovely singing voice!! Goose will simply have to join that chorus of angels that follow the instructor around!

And it seems that the male Lalonde has scored himself a prize named Jade Strider! Yes, the same girl that tied him up in our last edition!! This kissing booth needs to make a comeback next year! Nice head pats, Jade! I'm sure David appreciated the feedback!

There were other prizes at this carnival, but it seems that little miss Katara is showing off her recent prize! He looks stupendously adorable on a unicorn! I bet it's a better ride than Katara!!

All around the carnival, there was a mysterious woman roaming around! She claims to be a cadet, and she resembles Tim Drake a bit! Who is this woman? Is she his sibling? Why have we only heard about her now?

Speaking of odd, that cadet with the strange name seems to have caught Instructor Botan's eye! Gifting him with treats that soothe a man's heart, which is in his stomach! But Japan will have some competition, since Tom has not given up that fight just yet! He certainly sampled her sushi at the carnival!! Can Japan say the same?

Emotions really start to heat up while SeeDs Vriska and Kanaya have their own special cat fight! After Vriska and Tavros knock horns on the Ferris Wheel, they had a bit of a chit chat, and then all the fur started to fly! Look what that little bull has created!

It seems that Instructor Pinkie Pie is still fighting for man! Mr. Champloo certainly knows the key to her heart! They'll light each other's barbecue pits all night long! Megan can't even hold a match to their fiery passion!

Not everything is going swimmingly, however! Sora and Aerith have a heart to heart chat, but it seems as if Sora is doing nothing but heartbreaking! What a smooth operator!

We finish off the carnival entry with these last two topics of interest. The reclusive Headmaster has been spotted at the dunk tank! No mercy was shown!! We have been trained well!

And then...we take a glance at Ron Weasly! Stuffing his face at the food booth! Is this the future we should expect of our future SeeDs?! We hope not!!

Lets shift forward to what we've all been waiting for: the Homecoming Dance! It's become tradition to welcome new cadets. Thank goodness we have such a tradition!!

It seems that the power couple, Grell and Marco, are getting married!! And hopefully before the baby arrives! A child out of wedlock! What an unfortunate fate! Is this the reason they are getting hitched? They've been going strong for a year now, perhaps they can be examples for all couples everywhere!

...or not!!

Equius has taken on the figurative doorknob the night of the dance! He has been spotted all around the dance floor, and on it! He elegantly sweeps Grell off her feet, then nags like a worried wife over Gamzee, then has his personal space invaded like a pro by Eridan! I'm sure his feet must be aching in those heels of his from all that terrain he covered!!

On the subject of new terrain, miss Megan has taken a new road that leads to Zephyr! We haven't heard much about Conner making a move on her, and honestly, he's just too slow on the uptake! Zephyr is a breath of fresh air sorely needed to make Megan come to her senses! Who needs smelling salts?!

Here's another wake up call! David and Rose Lalonde are caught having a drunken snogfest on the dance floor while hiding in plain sight! It was a wonderful hiding place at first, until people started noticing! They truly are keeping it all in the family! Meanwhile, Jade Strider is looking on like a voyeur! Her heart muse be shattered to pieces seeing her crush lip lock with his own sister! The lowest of blows! The next time Jade kisses him, she'll be getting a mouthful of Rose! Six degrees of separation has just became simply one!

Even Espio struck up a conversation with Nepeta! Yes, the unexpected just continues to happen here! Keep on your guard, Nepeta! He's a prickly one!

And now we present you with the best and worst dressed of the evening!

Best
- Rikku: she would have been under the worst dressed if she was unable to hold her liquor! She looked smashing (excuse the pun) in her ensemble of yellow and red.
- Vanille: her dress complimented her hair color well! She also had a nice accessory that night: Gakupo!
- Max: despite hitting on Grell's fiancé earlier, she looks stunning in that little black dress.
- Elika: her flowing white dress was eye-catching and alluring! Good show!
- Rinoa: the light pink color worked well for her skin tone, along with a cut that suits her pear shape!

Worst
- Goose: talk about tacky!! Someone put that shirt out of its misery please!!
- Pinkie: no clothing should be addible outside of the bedroom!
- Eridan: there are not enough hookers to justify such a suit! Yuck!!
- Claire: I bet she can't even scratch her nose without her skirt hiking up! Is this a formal dance or a stripper bar?!
- Gamzee: where would we even begin...
- Seifer: as usual, his perma-scowl kept away good spirits!
- Aang: he didn't even stand out! Running for Homecoming Prince and not even bothering with a lasting impression?! Unbelievable!!
- Katara: how did she look worse than Toph?!

And there you have it, Balamb Garden! Before we end this little special, please be aware that our forces have grown!! The Observer has arisen! No one is safe now!

Until next time, Garden!
Ms. Tattler



(ooc: don't forget there is a suggestions post! The suggestions so far will be in the next edition! PROMISE!)

Comments

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[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

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[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

I wasn't feelin' so passive right now, there'd be blood.

Now who wants some of my homemade fucking biscuits.

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

[...alright, she has nothing to say to this that isn't keysmashy frustrated rage. THIS IS WHY SHE HATES SOCIAL GATHERINGS OH FUCKING GOD

brb attempting to smother herself with the nearest pillow while not shrieking]

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

[ok no she should probably say something this looks awful]

[ohsoschway.livejournal.com]

Talking to a friend constitutes as hitting on him now? Hate to see what you'd think bumping into someone means.

- Max

[That compliment was double sided, Ms. Tattler -- not that she doesn't appreciate the positive part, but honestly. If every guy she talked to meant she hit on them ... oh frag.]

[supbroski.livejournal.com]

[PM]

[tortileghostwriter]

strider
do you have a moment

[laughafterme]

....I don't get it. Is there a fire in the kitchens?! :O

And...there's nothing wrong with my dress! It has two uses! :(

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

The gossip column is implying that we have a relationship.

[pyromatics.livejournal.com]

What does a UNICORN have to do with anything?

(unsigned because he knows better, stupid column!)

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[genomorphed.livejournal.com]

Since when did Tim have a clone?

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[genomorphed.livejournal.com]

Megan isn't like that so stop talking about her that way!!

[lionizations.livejournal.com]

a guys got to eat! how can that be such a bloody crime?!

[feedmyglitch]

[...Wait, what? What's this about him and Aerith and heartbreaking?]

[feedmyglitch]

I believe you have some incorrect information.

-Sora

When I first uploaded these angry icons, I was like "What am I going to use them for?" xD

[notaferry.livejournal.com]

It was dango and I was sharing a bit of our mutual home festival fare. Honestly!

Tom is more like a sibling than anything else and I am merely a friend and instructor of Japan's. That is it!

- Instructor Botan

[burntglory.livejournal.com]

permascowl kept away good spirits?? more like kept away the punks and troublemakers

[keep telling yourself that seifer honey.]

[brightens]

did anyone actually do anything bad?? :o

- vanille

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

Marco's getting married?

- Aang

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

Hey...that's rude!

- still Aang

[theshortestbird.livejournal.com]

I do have several siblings here at the garden, actually.

- T. Drake

[genomorphed.livejournal.com]

Sisters too?

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[ageaaquarius.livejournal.com]

[Haha...






Wait a second.]

[ageaaquarius.livejournal.com]

[He can get by being called invader of space but... god damn it all!]

[greeneyedmecha.livejournal.com]

Hey, what does holding my liquor have to do with my outfit? (Not that I'm complaining about being a best dressed!)

And are Grell and Marco really getting married?!

--Rikku

[redcinemareel]

...yes, we are.

At least some information is correct about us.

No, I'm not pregnant.

-Grell ♥

[turnip-rage.livejournal.com]

Didn't realise talking to someone was grounds for inclusion in this thing.

[bentbowarcher.livejournal.com]

[poetry-hero.livejournal.com]

[brightens]

oh wow!! thank you, ms. tattler!! but um... how can gakupo be an accessory? he's a person! it's not like i can wear him...

oh, and, i thought gamzee looked really nice! and pinkie's dress was pretty, too... and aang too... and everyone really!! i don't think anyone looked bad, they all looked great to me. :)

aw, grell and marco are getting married!! congratulations!! but the baby thing isn't true, they said...

and i don't think there's anything wrong with eating... the food was there to eat, right?

- vanille

[wingsofvirtue.livejournal.com]

[srslytoopretty.livejournal.com]

[tortileghostwriter]

[AAAAAAAAAGH WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING]

the situation is infinitely more complex than that
with circumstances going far beyond the norm

[paradoxdestined.livejournal.com]

[HE ALMOST DOESN'T POST THIS. BUT.]

Glad you noticed.

-Commander Squall Leonhart

[Damn straight Rinoa looked good. This is all lmao]

[wr-gossip.livejournal.com]

Noticed what, exactly?

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[Were you like... hiding somewhere... creepy.]

[wr-gossip.livejournal.com]

[He's got some nerve talking about being a creeper!]

We have eyes and ears everywhere!

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[He'll just stare at the the column for a while.]

[bentbowarcher.livejournal.com]

[bodyreads.livejournal.com]

[A sister of Tim's at the carnival? She's the only sister that she knows of, but...]

But I wasn't at the carnival.

- C. Cain