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ShIiIiIt
So wHeRe aLl mY MoThErFuCkErS At?
HeArD YoU AlL Up aNd mOtHeRfUcKiNg lEfT!
AnD A BrO CaN'T JuSt bE LeAvInG HiS FrIeNdS AlL HaNgInG LiKe tHaT
GoTtA FoLlOw aLoNg aNd sHiT
YeEeEaH, aNd i bAkEd aLl tHe pIeS YoU AlL GoNnA NeEd tO MaKe uP FoR BeInG AlL MoThErFuCkInG SlOw oN ThE UpTaKe :O)
KiNdA ZoNeD OuT Or sOmE ShIt oR I WoUlDa gOtTeN HeRe fAsTeR

SiDeS, tHiS PlAcE Is tHe mOtHeRfUcKiNg bItChTiTs sO FaR
AnD YoU KnOw?
HuMaNs aIn't aLl tHaT BaD
So i gOtTa bE AlL ChEcKiNg tHiS PlAcE OuT AnYwAy
ScHmOoZe aNd sHiT LiKe tHaT
ShArE A CoUpLe oF PiEs aNd hAvE A MoThErFuCkInG HeLl oF A TiMe

GaMzEe mOtHeRfUcKiNg mAkArA'S GoT ThIs pLaCe aLl uP In hIs zOnE
AnD I'M HeLlA ExCiTeD To bE MaKiNg sOmE NeW FuCkInG BrOs wItH AaAaAaAlL YoU DoPe wRiGgLeBrOs
HoNk hOnK

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[If one were to check out the courtyard right now, they might wind up spotting a very... odd-looking guy chilling in the center of just about everything, sitting in the grass and sipping on a beverage of Questionable Fizzy Content. The troll's face is unlike any others' from the Garden so far, caked with face makeup as opposed to be relatively or entirely bare of that artificial slop.

He also seems kind of... out of it. How could one describe it as? Lethargic? No, maybe out of tune with things? Perhaps. Focused on something? Who even motherfucking knows. He's not even focused on one thing. The whole world around him is just... fascinating him on this new planet.

Garden's beautiful, life is beautiful, all that shit just going on in his little clown head.

No matter how off he seems, however, he's actually a pretty cool dude to be around. That just... might take a moment to realize beyond his high personality and low attention span due to the fact.

Approach, y/n/sopor pies?]

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Aww, thanks! You're cool, too!

MAN I wanna taste miracle pies now!

How is there grass and you're at a computer?! Are there computers outside now?! I missed so much...

I have pink hair and I'll be around! You can't miss me!

[She'll be bouncing around on a pogo stick after this message.]

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[And so Gamzee began to wander around after a minute or two... or a few... more of relaxing and slurping on some Faygo. Yeeeeeah.

He kind of looks around all dazed and amazed at the world around him, so much so that he might even miss that girl with the pink hair suddenly bouncing around.

This place? Has got so many miracles all over.]

[BOING BOING BOING]

It's WAY past snack time, and miracle pies sound DEEEEEELISH!

[Spots a troll in the distance, looking around. Just looking around. She looks around too once she bounces to him.]

Whacha lookin' at? [BOING BOING]

[OH HEY THAT... IS A LOT OF HAIR. A LOT... OF HAIR... That is like even more hair than freaking Feferi has. hopy shit]

Shit, sister... everything. This place is motherfucking huge. No fucking hive this kinda size.

It's fucking beautiful.

... [Oh, right, he was looking for Pinkie. Staring. Staring. Processing... YES. This must be her!]

Heeeeeey, sup, Pinkiechica? Got your fucking pie on.

[He holds out a very green, very sloppy-looking pie. Looks relatively harmless. Looks that way.]

[Hops off her pogo stick and looks about.] Seems like a normal day to me! [Looks back to him.] What's a hive? OH! You mean like a BEE HIVE?! That's where you can get yummy honey from! And honey tastes good with toast! Do you like toast?

OH! Hey! You're Gamzee! [She looks to his pie. Raises her eyebrow.] Wow. The presentation is ALL wrong! Where are your sprinkles?!

Honey in some bee hive? Sounds like shit Sollux would be all up in getting at, but I don't motherfucking know about me. My hive's just where I chill at. No honey here.

[He stares down at his pie, and... nope, totally doesn't see anything wrong with it. In fact, he has to resist the urge to just dip his finger in.]

You need all sprinkles up in here? [Whatever they are.] You got some?

Oh, you have friends here? Luckyyyyy! I guess they're my friends, too, now!

OF COURSE YOU NEED SPRINKLES! C'mon! [She will commence with dragging him to the Home Ec kitchens.] Sprinkles make EVERYTHING better! You'll see!

[AW YEAH he's just gonna roll along with it, even if his pace is considerably sluggish and more... uh, strange than Pinkie's.]

Maaaaaaan... sister, you're motherfucking fast! Not bad. Not fucking bad at all.

[HONK.]

[Looks around at the honk.]

Where did THAT come from?

[Pinkie is used to dragging people against their will, so LOOK HERE THEY ARE after she points out all her favorite places in Garden. The cafeteria, the quad. That tree. Those birds. Those snooty girls.]

AND HERE IS WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS! [The Home Ec kitchen is relatively clean. Obviously Pinkie did not clean this herself.]

[Gamzee raises a hand that was just drooped over on his side, and suddenly...

HONK.

It's coming from a little horn he's holding. Gotta have his sweet honking everywhere he goes. HONK HONK HONK.]

Man... the magic...

Show me all of this pimping fucking magic you got in here, Pinkie. All of it.

OMIGOSH THAT'S SO COOL DO IT AGAIN! [Just as awesome as party blowers! The gigglefits!]

OH HO! You wanna see MAGIC?! [And in a blur, she starts pulling out containers full of...SPRINKLES!

Blue! White! PINK! SILVER! Star-shaped! Moon-shaped! Orange-shaped colored orange!

ANY AND ALL SPRINKLES ONE COULD IMAGINE ARE NOW ON A TABLE!]

THERE'S your magic!

You got it fucking to you, sister!

[have some more HONKS. HONK. HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKING HONK--]

[--but then it all stops when the sprinkles are laid out.

Woah. Colors. So many colors and shapes and... man.

He was just kind of staring in astonishment. Look at it. It's all so fucking... beautiful. So colorful. Like a motherfucking rainbow and shit.

Staring. Forever.]

Aaaauuuh...

[She's pouting at the lack of honks, but she can understand.]

Aren't they great? Now let's SPICE UP that pie! [She takes it and rolls up her sleeves. She'll just be making a cute heart shape that has varying lines of colors in the middle of it. Her hands fly like lightning as her fingers take up the sprinkles and--]

BAM!

[A cherry is added right in the middle.]

AAAALLLLLRIGHT! Now this is a pie!

Oh my fucking shit, sister.

[He's now holding this pie and just staring at it. Marveling in it. It's... beautiful. Gorgeous. Stunning. The best sopor pie he has ever seen in his life. So many colors intertwining with the bright neon lime he was so in love with. It was perfect. Life is perfect.]

This pie all motherfucking shines. Like, no fucking pie can ever outshine the shine that this pie can shine. Just... man...

[He dips a finger into the area with sprinkles and licks off of it. Oh man. This... this is the best. He is absolutely amazed. He is in heaven right now.]

Try some, chica. You aren't gonna be regretting it.

OH MAN! That's pretty shiny! I love shiny things! [Now that it has sprinkles, she can pretty much eat it! And of course she uses a finger too! She stares at it before just shoving it into her mouth!

.....]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! This is pretty good! [Gets a spoon and eats more. Oh good gravy.]

Maaaaaan, I know... and I've got a fuckload more where that came from.

[He is just licking off this stuff with his fingers because he just prefers it that way. Eating it oldschool and finger-lickin' good.]

I can all share my pies with my new sister any old motherfucking time.

You said it, bro! [She laughs and...

The world starts twisting...and every color...she can feel colors! WHAT IS THIS WONDERFUL MAGIC?!]

...whoa...WHOA! WHOA!! [Her eyes are so dilated.] Shiny pie is SHINY! [Giggles]

Man, you motherfucking said it. Look at it. These sprinkles, they all did fucking miracles here.

[He set the pie down on a counter and just stared down at it. However, he kept speaking.]

It's all like... how are they all up and shining and being all fuckin' colorful? How'd they all go and do this shit?

Sprinkles, how do they even work?

[She's standing right next to him, staring at them. The colors...THE COLORS!!]

They're like...like...MIRACLES! They're just...magical and stuff! You can feel it, you know? Like...magic all in the air! WE'RE BREATHING MAGIC, BRO!

[Pokes her finger in for more ~~pie~~ MAGIC]

And EATING magic! This is a DOOZY! [Man, this is trippy. There she goes, eating more.]

Never let it end...never let it end.

Shiiiiiiiit, sister. Now you've got it. See? Now you're all believing in these miracles, and it's all just...

[He just licks more of his pie and just kind of stares at it some more. Awww, man. These colors. They're just captivating him so much, he just cannot even.]

We're all gonna be best motherfucking friends. Best bros swimming in fucking magic. The miracles, sis. They're all over.

You're all breathing 'em in.

[INHALE... EXHALE... stare.]

HECK YEAH! WOOOOO! MIRACLES!! [Oh, she hopped and lost her balance a bit. Lets learn how to use our legs again, Pinkie!]

AAAAaaaaahhhhh! They're all over me! But WAIT! I'm not even wet...

Man, this ROCKS! This is a rockin' miracle! It totally rocks my socks and hair and eyes and....it's so rockin'! And we can BREATHE and swim?! AWESOME.

[Inhale!

EXHALE.]

I feel so pink right now. [Stares at his finger. Is he gonna eat that? There is simply not enough pie for them both.]

You're the pinkiest motherfucker that ever fucking, like... pinked.

[Gee, Gamzee, tell us something we don't know.

He then looks around and finally registers one of the things she said.]

Shit, sister, we can all swim in miracles. They're all wet but... not wet. You'll be wondering why the fuck they can all do that, but c'mon. We'll be swimming together.

[Honk. Glub. HONK. He's just moving his arms all... weird and stuff. As if trying to swim but not.]

[OH THE HONKING IS BACK YES PINKIE LIKES THIS!]

OMIGOSH GAAAAAMMMMZZZZZZ! You feel all purple now! Everything is...SWIMMABLE now! [She totally made up that word. It is now a word! IT WILL BE SCRIBBLED INTO DICTIONARIES IF SHE CAN REMEMBER LATER!]

LETS SWIM! Who cares about leg cramps?! WE'VE GOT MIRACLES ON OUR SIDE!. [SWIM, PINKIE, SWIM! She may be doing a better job than him. It's a little more difficult between the gigglefests.]

GIMME A HONK IF YOU LOVE ROCKIN' RAINBOW MIRACLES!!

Now you're all motherfucking talking my lingo, sister! Get this bitchtits honk river flowing!

[HONK. HONK. HONK. He's doing this while 'swimming' so the honks are very sporadic, but there. HONK. HONKITY HONK.

He then suddenly stopped and started staring at the ceiling. Wow, look at the kitchen lights. Those are miraculous, too.

Staring. Forever.]

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