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witchesreign2011-08-02 12:32 pm
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oo1; bbs / action
ShIiIiIt
So wHeRe aLl mY MoThErFuCkErS At?
HeArD YoU AlL Up aNd mOtHeRfUcKiNg lEfT!
AnD A BrO CaN'T JuSt bE LeAvInG HiS FrIeNdS AlL HaNgInG LiKe tHaT
GoTtA FoLlOw aLoNg aNd sHiT
YeEeEaH, aNd i bAkEd aLl tHe pIeS YoU AlL GoNnA NeEd tO MaKe uP FoR BeInG AlL MoThErFuCkInG SlOw oN ThE UpTaKe :O)
KiNdA ZoNeD OuT Or sOmE ShIt oR I WoUlDa gOtTeN HeRe fAsTeR
SiDeS, tHiS PlAcE Is tHe mOtHeRfUcKiNg bItChTiTs sO FaR
AnD YoU KnOw?
HuMaNs aIn't aLl tHaT BaD
So i gOtTa bE AlL ChEcKiNg tHiS PlAcE OuT AnYwAy
ScHmOoZe aNd sHiT LiKe tHaT
ShArE A CoUpLe oF PiEs aNd hAvE A MoThErFuCkInG HeLl oF A TiMe
GaMzEe mOtHeRfUcKiNg mAkArA'S GoT ThIs pLaCe aLl uP In hIs zOnE
AnD I'M HeLlA ExCiTeD To bE MaKiNg sOmE NeW FuCkInG BrOs wItH AaAaAaAlL YoU DoPe wRiGgLeBrOs
HoNk hOnK
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[If one were to check out the courtyard right now, they might wind up spotting a very... odd-looking guy chilling in the center of just about everything, sitting in the grass and sipping on a beverage of Questionable Fizzy Content. The troll's face is unlike any others' from the Garden so far, caked with face makeup as opposed to be relatively or entirely bare of that artificial slop.
He also seems kind of... out of it. How could one describe it as? Lethargic? No, maybe out of tune with things? Perhaps. Focused on something? Who even motherfucking knows. He's not even focused on one thing. The whole world around him is just... fascinating him on this new planet.
Garden's beautiful, life is beautiful, all that shit just going on in his little clown head.
No matter how off he seems, however, he's actually a pretty cool dude to be around. That just... might take a moment to realize beyond his high personality and low attention span due to the fact.
Approach, y/n/sopor pies?]
So wHeRe aLl mY MoThErFuCkErS At?
HeArD YoU AlL Up aNd mOtHeRfUcKiNg lEfT!
AnD A BrO CaN'T JuSt bE LeAvInG HiS FrIeNdS AlL HaNgInG LiKe tHaT
GoTtA FoLlOw aLoNg aNd sHiT
YeEeEaH, aNd i bAkEd aLl tHe pIeS YoU AlL GoNnA NeEd tO MaKe uP FoR BeInG AlL MoThErFuCkInG SlOw oN ThE UpTaKe :O)
KiNdA ZoNeD OuT Or sOmE ShIt oR I WoUlDa gOtTeN HeRe fAsTeR
SiDeS, tHiS PlAcE Is tHe mOtHeRfUcKiNg bItChTiTs sO FaR
AnD YoU KnOw?
HuMaNs aIn't aLl tHaT BaD
So i gOtTa bE AlL ChEcKiNg tHiS PlAcE OuT AnYwAy
ScHmOoZe aNd sHiT LiKe tHaT
ShArE A CoUpLe oF PiEs aNd hAvE A MoThErFuCkInG HeLl oF A TiMe
GaMzEe mOtHeRfUcKiNg mAkArA'S GoT ThIs pLaCe aLl uP In hIs zOnE
AnD I'M HeLlA ExCiTeD To bE MaKiNg sOmE NeW FuCkInG BrOs wItH AaAaAaAlL YoU DoPe wRiGgLeBrOs
HoNk hOnK
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[If one were to check out the courtyard right now, they might wind up spotting a very... odd-looking guy chilling in the center of just about everything, sitting in the grass and sipping on a beverage of Questionable Fizzy Content. The troll's face is unlike any others' from the Garden so far, caked with face makeup as opposed to be relatively or entirely bare of that artificial slop.
He also seems kind of... out of it. How could one describe it as? Lethargic? No, maybe out of tune with things? Perhaps. Focused on something? Who even motherfucking knows. He's not even focused on one thing. The whole world around him is just... fascinating him on this new planet.
Garden's beautiful, life is beautiful, all that shit just going on in his little clown head.
No matter how off he seems, however, he's actually a pretty cool dude to be around. That just... might take a moment to realize beyond his high personality and low attention span due to the fact.
Approach, y/n/sopor pies?]
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[He just licks more of his pie and just kind of stares at it some more. Awww, man. These colors. They're just captivating him so much, he just cannot even.]
We're all gonna be best motherfucking friends. Best bros swimming in fucking magic. The miracles, sis. They're all over.
You're all breathing 'em in.
[INHALE... EXHALE... stare.]
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AAAAaaaaahhhhh! They're all over me! But WAIT! I'm not even wet...
Man, this ROCKS! This is a rockin' miracle! It totally rocks my socks and hair and eyes and....it's so rockin'! And we can BREATHE and swim?! AWESOME.
[Inhale!
EXHALE.]
I feel so pink right now. [Stares at his finger. Is he gonna eat that? There is simply not enough pie for them both.]
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[Gee, Gamzee, tell us something we don't know.
He then looks around and finally registers one of the things she said.]
Shit, sister, we can all swim in miracles. They're all wet but... not wet. You'll be wondering why the fuck they can all do that, but c'mon. We'll be swimming together.
[Honk. Glub. HONK. He's just moving his arms all... weird and stuff. As if trying to swim but not.]
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OMIGOSH GAAAAAMMMMZZZZZZ! You feel all purple now! Everything is...SWIMMABLE now! [She totally made up that word. It is now a word! IT WILL BE SCRIBBLED INTO DICTIONARIES IF SHE CAN REMEMBER LATER!]
LETS SWIM! Who cares about leg cramps?! WE'VE GOT MIRACLES ON OUR SIDE!. [SWIM, PINKIE, SWIM! She may be doing a better job than him. It's a little more difficult between the gigglefests.]
GIMME A HONK IF YOU LOVE ROCKIN' RAINBOW MIRACLES!!
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[HONK. HONK. HONK. He's doing this while 'swimming' so the honks are very sporadic, but there. HONK. HONKITY HONK.
He then suddenly stopped and started staring at the ceiling. Wow, look at the kitchen lights. Those are miraculous, too.
Staring. Forever.]
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When he stops, she does too, and wobbles to catch her balance.]
Hey...what happened? [Her dilated blue eyes look up and...duuuuuude. They are going to ruin their eyesight.]
Where did THOSE come from?! [She takes out her party blower, as if her hand is moving of it's own accord.
FWOOOOOOOOOOT.
Miracles.]
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It just takes a minute for that to take effect, and once it does...]
Heeeeey, sister. The motherfuck was that?
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AH HA! [Pulls out a party blower and hands it to him.] You just gotta blow and then...then like... [She's making a motion with her hands, like a cloud bursting with miracles!] Try it!
[FWOOOOOOOOOOT!]
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[Gamzee just stares at it for a minute. Or two. Or a few. Just kind of... zoning out a little, and...
Right. Yeah. Blowing on it. Andddddd...
fwoooot.
Wow, he is lousy at blowing things. That's why he sticks to a horn.]
Sister, I think you oughta be sticking to your motherfucking bad blowers. [Bad as in awesome, not... actually bad.] I've all gotta stick to what I know.
[HONK.]
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[FWOOOOOOOOOT]
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You're all believing me, and it feels all motherfuckin' good right here. [Points to his heart... wait, no, wrong side... okay there. Now he's pointing there.] Alls we gotta do is believe in each other, and we can do fucking everything.
[fwoot.
fwooooot.
fwoooooooooooot?
fwoooooooooooooooooooooot!!
honk.]
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HOW CAN I NOT BELIEVE IN THEM?! I've seen the light. I've felt colors I've never felt before! SWIMMABLE MIRACLES I'VE NEVER SWAM IN BEFORE THIS DAY!
WE CAN DO ALL THE THINGS! TOGETHER!
[FWOOOOOOOOT]
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