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ShIiIiIt
So wHeRe aLl mY MoThErFuCkErS At?
HeArD YoU AlL Up aNd mOtHeRfUcKiNg lEfT!
AnD A BrO CaN'T JuSt bE LeAvInG HiS FrIeNdS AlL HaNgInG LiKe tHaT
GoTtA FoLlOw aLoNg aNd sHiT
YeEeEaH, aNd i bAkEd aLl tHe pIeS YoU AlL GoNnA NeEd tO MaKe uP FoR BeInG AlL MoThErFuCkInG SlOw oN ThE UpTaKe :O)
KiNdA ZoNeD OuT Or sOmE ShIt oR I WoUlDa gOtTeN HeRe fAsTeR

SiDeS, tHiS PlAcE Is tHe mOtHeRfUcKiNg bItChTiTs sO FaR
AnD YoU KnOw?
HuMaNs aIn't aLl tHaT BaD
So i gOtTa bE AlL ChEcKiNg tHiS PlAcE OuT AnYwAy
ScHmOoZe aNd sHiT LiKe tHaT
ShArE A CoUpLe oF PiEs aNd hAvE A MoThErFuCkInG HeLl oF A TiMe

GaMzEe mOtHeRfUcKiNg mAkArA'S GoT ThIs pLaCe aLl uP In hIs zOnE
AnD I'M HeLlA ExCiTeD To bE MaKiNg sOmE NeW FuCkInG BrOs wItH AaAaAaAlL YoU DoPe wRiGgLeBrOs
HoNk hOnK

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[If one were to check out the courtyard right now, they might wind up spotting a very... odd-looking guy chilling in the center of just about everything, sitting in the grass and sipping on a beverage of Questionable Fizzy Content. The troll's face is unlike any others' from the Garden so far, caked with face makeup as opposed to be relatively or entirely bare of that artificial slop.

He also seems kind of... out of it. How could one describe it as? Lethargic? No, maybe out of tune with things? Perhaps. Focused on something? Who even motherfucking knows. He's not even focused on one thing. The whole world around him is just... fascinating him on this new planet.

Garden's beautiful, life is beautiful, all that shit just going on in his little clown head.

No matter how off he seems, however, he's actually a pretty cool dude to be around. That just... might take a moment to realize beyond his high personality and low attention span due to the fact.

Approach, y/n/sopor pies?]

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Oh my fucking shit, sister.

[He's now holding this pie and just staring at it. Marveling in it. It's... beautiful. Gorgeous. Stunning. The best sopor pie he has ever seen in his life. So many colors intertwining with the bright neon lime he was so in love with. It was perfect. Life is perfect.]

This pie all motherfucking shines. Like, no fucking pie can ever outshine the shine that this pie can shine. Just... man...

[He dips a finger into the area with sprinkles and licks off of it. Oh man. This... this is the best. He is absolutely amazed. He is in heaven right now.]

Try some, chica. You aren't gonna be regretting it.

OH MAN! That's pretty shiny! I love shiny things! [Now that it has sprinkles, she can pretty much eat it! And of course she uses a finger too! She stares at it before just shoving it into her mouth!

.....]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! This is pretty good! [Gets a spoon and eats more. Oh good gravy.]

Maaaaaan, I know... and I've got a fuckload more where that came from.

[He is just licking off this stuff with his fingers because he just prefers it that way. Eating it oldschool and finger-lickin' good.]

I can all share my pies with my new sister any old motherfucking time.

You said it, bro! [She laughs and...

The world starts twisting...and every color...she can feel colors! WHAT IS THIS WONDERFUL MAGIC?!]

...whoa...WHOA! WHOA!! [Her eyes are so dilated.] Shiny pie is SHINY! [Giggles]

Man, you motherfucking said it. Look at it. These sprinkles, they all did fucking miracles here.

[He set the pie down on a counter and just stared down at it. However, he kept speaking.]

It's all like... how are they all up and shining and being all fuckin' colorful? How'd they all go and do this shit?

Sprinkles, how do they even work?

[She's standing right next to him, staring at them. The colors...THE COLORS!!]

They're like...like...MIRACLES! They're just...magical and stuff! You can feel it, you know? Like...magic all in the air! WE'RE BREATHING MAGIC, BRO!

[Pokes her finger in for more ~~pie~~ MAGIC]

And EATING magic! This is a DOOZY! [Man, this is trippy. There she goes, eating more.]

Never let it end...never let it end.

Shiiiiiiiit, sister. Now you've got it. See? Now you're all believing in these miracles, and it's all just...

[He just licks more of his pie and just kind of stares at it some more. Awww, man. These colors. They're just captivating him so much, he just cannot even.]

We're all gonna be best motherfucking friends. Best bros swimming in fucking magic. The miracles, sis. They're all over.

You're all breathing 'em in.

[INHALE... EXHALE... stare.]

HECK YEAH! WOOOOO! MIRACLES!! [Oh, she hopped and lost her balance a bit. Lets learn how to use our legs again, Pinkie!]

AAAAaaaaahhhhh! They're all over me! But WAIT! I'm not even wet...

Man, this ROCKS! This is a rockin' miracle! It totally rocks my socks and hair and eyes and....it's so rockin'! And we can BREATHE and swim?! AWESOME.

[Inhale!

EXHALE.]

I feel so pink right now. [Stares at his finger. Is he gonna eat that? There is simply not enough pie for them both.]

You're the pinkiest motherfucker that ever fucking, like... pinked.

[Gee, Gamzee, tell us something we don't know.

He then looks around and finally registers one of the things she said.]

Shit, sister, we can all swim in miracles. They're all wet but... not wet. You'll be wondering why the fuck they can all do that, but c'mon. We'll be swimming together.

[Honk. Glub. HONK. He's just moving his arms all... weird and stuff. As if trying to swim but not.]

[OH THE HONKING IS BACK YES PINKIE LIKES THIS!]

OMIGOSH GAAAAAMMMMZZZZZZ! You feel all purple now! Everything is...SWIMMABLE now! [She totally made up that word. It is now a word! IT WILL BE SCRIBBLED INTO DICTIONARIES IF SHE CAN REMEMBER LATER!]

LETS SWIM! Who cares about leg cramps?! WE'VE GOT MIRACLES ON OUR SIDE!. [SWIM, PINKIE, SWIM! She may be doing a better job than him. It's a little more difficult between the gigglefests.]

GIMME A HONK IF YOU LOVE ROCKIN' RAINBOW MIRACLES!!

Now you're all motherfucking talking my lingo, sister! Get this bitchtits honk river flowing!

[HONK. HONK. HONK. He's doing this while 'swimming' so the honks are very sporadic, but there. HONK. HONKITY HONK.

He then suddenly stopped and started staring at the ceiling. Wow, look at the kitchen lights. Those are miraculous, too.

Staring. Forever.]

[TIME TO DANCE! Awwyeah, she is totally groovin' to this beat!

When he stops, she does too, and wobbles to catch her balance.]

Hey...what happened? [Her dilated blue eyes look up and...duuuuuude. They are going to ruin their eyesight.]

Where did THOSE come from?! [She takes out her party blower, as if her hand is moving of it's own accord.

FWOOOOOOOOOOT.

Miracles.]

[That noise snaps Gamzee back into attention. At least, attention away from the light.

It just takes a minute for that to take effect, and once it does...]

Heeeeey, sister. The motherfuck was that?

Whaaaaaaat?! How could you NOT know about this gem?! [She digs in her pockets for another, because who knows who may want one.] OH! THAT TICKLES! [It will take her a moment to stop tickling her leg.]

AH HA! [Pulls out a party blower and hands it to him.] You just gotta blow and then...then like... [She's making a motion with her hands, like a cloud bursting with miracles!] Try it!

[FWOOOOOOOOOOT!]

Man, so I've just gotta...

[Gamzee just stares at it for a minute. Or two. Or a few. Just kind of... zoning out a little, and...

Right. Yeah. Blowing on it. Andddddd...

fwoooot.

Wow, he is lousy at blowing things. That's why he sticks to a horn.]

Sister, I think you oughta be sticking to your motherfucking bad blowers. [Bad as in awesome, not... actually bad.] I've all gotta stick to what I know.

[HONK.]

It's okay! Just keep it, right here [adjusts his hand with the blower and places it against his chest, where his heart should be.] and practice! PRACTICE! Make those miracles come out and SHINE, bro! Make them shine...

[FWOOOOOOOOOT]

Man, just... fuck...

You're all believing me, and it feels all motherfuckin' good right here. [Points to his heart... wait, no, wrong side... okay there. Now he's pointing there.] Alls we gotta do is believe in each other, and we can do fucking everything.

[fwoot.

fwooooot.

fwoooooooooooot?

fwoooooooooooooooooooooot!!

honk.]

I'm glad~! [Giggles at him. Those silly hearts keep moving! What's up with that?] But LOOK! [Spreads her arms wide at the plethora of ROCKIN' RAINBOW MIRACLES!] LOOK AT THEM!

HOW CAN I NOT BELIEVE IN THEM?! I've seen the light. I've felt colors I've never felt before! SWIMMABLE MIRACLES I'VE NEVER SWAM IN BEFORE THIS DAY!

WE CAN DO ALL THE THINGS! TOGETHER!

[FWOOOOOOOOT]

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