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Entry tags:
- *post type: bbs,
- *post type: gossip column,
- avatar the last airbender: aang,
- avatar the last airbender: katara,
- axis powers hetalia: egypt,
- axis powers hetalia: greece,
- axis powers hetalia: japan,
- dc comics (au): damian razem,
- dc comics: tom bronson,
- disney live action: sharpay evans,
- dogs: luki,
- dragon age: mae cousland,
- final fantasy viii: squall leonhart,
- final fantasy xiii (au): claire farron,
- final fantasy xiii: vanille dia oerba,
- gundam wing: duo maxwell,
- harry potter: percy weasley,
- homestuck (au): tavros nitram,
- homestuck: dave strider,
- homestuck: john egbert,
- homestuck: nepeta leijon,
- homestuck: vriska serket,
- pilotwings 64: goose,
- sonic: espio the chameleon,
- sonic: maria robotnik,
- wow (oc): katsura sunarrow,
- wow (oc): kurtarathus dragonsblood
The Gossip Around Garden
A lot has been happening around the Garden, such as various people disappearing! Two notable disappearances belong to the new power couple: Seifer and Squall! Yes, you read right! They didn't disappear like they wanted us to believe! They ELOPED!! Of course, they will deny it to their broody little cores, but we all now better, right? All that bitter, heated arguing was just a mask for their raw passion!!
But now that leaves poor Rinoa out of the love sphere and on the rebound…or does it? It seems that a certain SeeD Quistis Trepe uses her whip outside the battlefield to tame the wild Rinoa's heart! Ah, she's quite ferocious with it, but Rinoa's rebellious nature won't be so easily subdued with a flick of the wrist!!
Speaking of taming, what is up with that weird, drowsy looking cadet with all those kittens? And that black hedgehog of a SeeD chasing him down? My, oh my, can't they keep their sordid affair out of the hallways? There are young children about! We have to preserve their innocent minds! And I thought that Shadow guy had eyes for another cadet? Or is he just stringing her along? Maria, get yourself a faithful human! Not to mention that he took a adventurous romp and tumble in the park with his fellow SeeD, Edge. It was a dizzying affair to see who would come out on top. LITERALLY. I was rooting for Edge.
Moving back to humans, and threesomes, Instructor Snow is just a rule breaker and heartbreaker! Becoming intimate with a cadet! And her sister!! That Instructor Farron is so cold on the outside, but I bet her insides are soft and gooey! But, those poor girls. Perhaps that's why the sisters are at such odds now. Who knew Instructor Farron was such a home wrecker?
And talk about heated affairs! That red headed hedonist, Grell, seems to be too hot for Instructor Kurt to handle! At least she uncovered (excuse the pun) his secret: no undergarments beneath all that armor of his! Going 'commando' has never been so appropriate in this school! I applaud your performance, my prickly rose!! I hear Marco is the jealous type, so watch yourself, instructor!
Let's move onto something positive! Young love!! Luki and Damian certainly are a cute item, aren't they? Luki is dangerous though, Damian! Break her heart, and she'll show you her gunblade skills!
What about that quiet fellow? The one with the flowing robes and such? Talk about a picky eater! Poking his hot dog!! But what's this? Our beloved GFC leader seems to have used his kindness and broke through that icy exterior! Even singing songs to him in the privacy of their room!! Or, it was private! Such an odd couple. We'll be keeping track of them!!
Other notable couples to look out for in the next issue:
-Instructors Sharpay and Tom. Such a sassy princess and a gruff man who is as smooth as an ocean during midnight! I think he could definitely sweep her off her feet! The gruff ones are always the best! Get 'em, tiger! Or is it panther?
-Dave and John. Bromance, or ROMANCE? John may be in for a bit of a shock!!
-These cadets with horns! Are they happy, or just naturally horn-y?
-Ariel and the entire Garden! She seems like a fish out of water!! Beware, everyone! She doesn't knock!!
-Hiiro and Duo. Such a stoic male and a loudmouth. I think they cancel each other out well! Curious minds want to know if Hiiro conditions that luxurious hair of Duo's! Obviously, not the one with the short hair. Are they twins? Maybe Hiiro is that type of person!
-Nepta and some guy named Greece. They must share more than a feline fetish! Greece needs a more solid person to have a relationship with than Shadow.
-Aang and Zuko. They both fought for dear Katara's heart, but now, will they fight for each other's? Personally, I think Katara is just tugging on their strings like a mad puppeteer!! Shame on you! They will see the light one day!
-Goose and his HAIR! Will they ever reach those clouds? I bet he uses superglue and a ladder!!
-Applejack and Japan (what a silly name!). AJ can definitely round up that stoic little doggie! A bit creepy that his face hardly moves, though!
-AND MUCH MORE!!
Until next time, Garden!
Miss Tattler
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