Rita o1 [BBS]

[blastiaphilia.livejournal.com]

[In an effort to stop worrying about her home, Rita is allowing curiosity to take over for the time being. This, right here, is her first exposure to other worlds - a not to be missed opportunity! Brief Rita, however, is brief.]

Okay, so, off-worlders. Energy sources: your world.

Discuss.

[#91283]

Comments

[vocaloidiot]

Clouds of sentient angry bees.

[blastiaphilia.livejournal.com]

[]

Is there a way to ban idiots from these things?

[vocaloidiot]

If I'm on it, probably not!

Anyways, aren't you kind of asking a hugely open question? I can't go into the whole spiel about nuclear power from scratch just like that.

[blastiaphilia.livejournal.com]

Yeah. That's the point. And just because you're lazy doesn't mean everyone else is.

[vocaloidiot]

You're asking me to distil an entire branch of science down into a message board with absolutely no reference materials to hand! Even for my memory banks that's a little much!

[blastiaphilia.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't need reference to know what kind of power you use and where it comes from.

[vocaloidiot]

Right, but isn't your next question going to be 'and how does it work?' Otherwise I could tell you any old name! Maybe I'm not even lying about the bees!

[blastiaphilia.livejournal.com]

A little, but I know better than to ask an obvious idiot about the real details. I doubt you're an engineer or anything.

[vocaloidiot]

Better! I'm an example.

[blastiaphilia.livejournal.com]

Elaborate.

[vocaloidiot]

I'll do better and prove it! Where are you at?

[blastiaphilia.livejournal.com]

Can't say this doesn't worry me, but I'll come out into the 2F hallway if you really want.

[vocaloidiot]

A201! I'll see you there.

[blastiaphilia.livejournal.com]

Your room? I suppose.

I'll be there in however long it takes.

[ACTION]

[vocaloidiot]

[there is a blue-haired moron standing outside his dorm room... ... with a wire casually plugged into his arm, which is hinged open to reveal circuitry, stretching back into his room]

[he is also holding a drawing of an angry bee, taped to a stick, for good measure]

[blastiaphilia.livejournal.com]

[]

Okay, so I can see you're being an example, here. Mind explaining what this stuff is?

[vocaloidiot]

[deadpan, but unable to keep a straight face, Kaito waggles the bee from side to side a bit]

It's an angry bee that's upset you doubted him.

Bzz bzz.

[blastiaphilia.livejournal.com]

[]

Yeah. Right, I get it.

And all the wires leading elsewhere are for what, exactly?

[vocaloidiot]

Well, I'm a robot! This is me hooked up to my terminal; I can type it directly without any of that physical interaction stuff, or I can draw power from the main Garden system into my internal battery.

[blastiaphilia.livejournal.com]

[]

A blastia takes in aer, and then converts it through means of a formula. The power from the Garden, in that case, can be compared to aer - the stuff inside you is the formula that tells it what to do! It's nowhere near as neat and refined, though.

The Garden's power is electricity, right?

[]

So, if you're full of this stuff, this means you actually don't have a brain. That makes sense.

[vocaloidiot]

--hey! I've got the best top-notch artificial intelligence around! I could probably teach the Garden systems a thing or two. Look, I'm basically like a walking talking computer, okay? Only with autonomy and hurt feelings and all that stuff. Run on electricity rather than food, the works.

[blastiaphilia.livejournal.com]

[]

I never did finish my research on the anima formula. This kind of process and level of... programming is unreal! Through the anima formula and enough power, theoretically you can grant blastia some autonomy, but not to this level!

I wonder if this is the kind of material they teach in the programming class? We don't have computers in my world, but I expect blastia could be used to achieve something similar...

[]

So you're completely a machine, then? That's... amazing. The technology, I mean.

[vocaloidiot]

Completely, one-hundred percent! Theoretically I sort of grew into the autonomy thing, but then you'd have to learn about neural nets and AI and that's just annoying as hell. Basically I'm intended to be as close to a human as possible!

[blastiaphilia.livejournal.com]

I suppose I'll have to look it up, then. I can't imagine the beginners' programming class goes into material that advanced - I'll have to look into what the library has.

But really... as "close to a human as possible"? Why would anyone want that? It doesn't seem to have any practical value.

[vocaloidiot]

It's a matter of being relatable! It's harder for people to follow my work if I'm a soulless automaton clunking around.