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[vocaloidiot]

Kaito has levelled up! At punching things. In the face.
   Gained +52 Suave!
   Gained +38 Mental Resilience!
   Gained +24 Defence!
   Gained +35 Attack!
   Learned Ice!
   Learned Using Yourself As A Freezer!
   Gained +2 Skills He Wasn't Designed For!
   Gained +14 Asimov-like Questions About The Nature Of Robot Morality As Regards Physical Trauma In Facial Regions!
   Lost -3 -4 Members of Family! :(

That last one is totally the most important part, by the way. Feel pity for me.

Comments

[vocaloidiot]

I don't know! At the very least, we need a whole heck of a lot less servicing than humans at times.

[vocaloidiot]

Well, it's the 'being a robot' thing. Hard to really have culture shock when you take in stuff at an electronic level anyhow.

[fierybluebird]

... Heh. Well, at least whatever it is, your family is the same. It's a lot more rough otherwise.

[vocaloidiot]

Well, that's true enough! I'm putting a pretty decent face on it all.

[xiiicard.livejournal.com]

... Did you just say that you were a robot? Really? Like with wires and computer chips in your brain kind of robot?

[fierybluebird]

Feeling better that quickly?

[vocaloidiot]

I've had plenty of time to go over it in my head! Just a little extra pity never hurt anyone.

[vocaloidiot]

Oh, right, you must have missed the first tutorial. I'm all technological!

[xiiicard.livejournal.com]

Probably. This will be my first semester of classes at Garden.

But it's so cool that you're a robot! I have GOT to meet you in person sometime! What was the tutorial about anyway?

[vocaloidiot]

Pretty much something like 'yes I'm a robot, please don't freak out if I'm plugged into the mains when I talk to you, please please don't Bolt my backside.'

[fierybluebird]

I see. Well, everyone's got their own way of coping.

[heartlinks.livejournal.com]

Sorry about your family...

But, congratulations on levelling up!

[vocaloidiot]

Ah-- well, it's better than it sounds. They just went home.

[vocaloidiot]

... ... I guess the post does seem to imply they've had a hideous accident, huh...

[heartlinks.livejournal.com]

That's a relief to hear. It must be lonely though.

[vocaloidiot]

Hmm... well, maybe. But it's better than you think! I don't have to worry about memories fading, or anything. It comes with the flash ram.

[heartlinks.livejournal.com]

A memory stick?

[fierybluebird]

Well, not exactly. I mean them disappearing isn't easy either. I was pretty worried when Ace just disappeared and he's not even my Ace, so to speak.

[vocaloidiot]

We really lost a lot, huh.

[vocaloidiot]

No, me!

[eggplantallergy]

I wasn't aware you couldn't punch anything in the face, Kaito.

Ah, so I've noticed they weren't around. Quite sorry to hear that. I do hope they return...but that sounds a bit cruel... I hope they're safe and happy.


-Gakupo

[heartlinks.livejournal.com]

Um, does that mean you're a robot...?

[vocaloidiot]

Hahaha, right, right! Kaito, the Vocaloid singing robot system.

1/2

[heartlinks.livejournal.com]

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/hopes this is okay :c

[heartlinks.livejournal.com]

Then by family, do you mean the other Vocaloids?