Grell Sutcliff ([personal profile] redcinemareel) wrote in [community profile] witchesreign2010-07-26 04:00 am

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Attention Ladies of the Garden,

We've approached freedom, and we all want to have a wonderful time having fun~. But, we women should always protect ourselves in this new environment. We're beautiful flowers who should not be trampled upon!

So just keep these points in mind:

1. Never, ever introduce yourself first. Men come to us, don't they? It's only fair that they give their name first too.

2. Check guys for fashion coordination. If they can't figure out that not all patterns go together, they aren't worth our precious time.

3. Stay moisturized. No one likes dry skin.

4. If a man asks your age, you tell him 'I can't marry you', because only your husband should know such vital information! The same goes for weight.

5. If he offers to pay, let him. You can make it up to him later~.

6. Woman's intuition is never wrong. Trust it!

7. Above all else, stay beautiful! Who doesn't want to feel their best? Maintain proper maintenance, and you'll dazzle!

Of course there's so much more, but these are the basics any woman should know. Questions? Leave them here? Adoration? That goes here too~!


From one concerned woman,
Grell
fierybluebird: (hm?)

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[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-26 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
No? [Puts them on to demonstrate.]

Hm. I always did do better with blue. [Melancholy dramatic sigh.] Pity. [Puts them back on Grell.] All well, just as well I suppose. I should leave red to the professionals.
fierybluebird: (Victory)

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[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-26 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Grins back, running a hand gently through the red hair again.] Guess I'm just a mild, fade-into-the-background blue kind of guy. Gives you room to take center stage though.
fierybluebird: (eheheheh)

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[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-26 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Laughs cheerfully and kisses cheek.]

That you would, kitten. That you would. I'll just have to be a background tree. I think I'd be great at it. I've had lots of practice. [Pauses and stands perfectly still, holding arms like branches.]
fierybluebird: [Marco arching an eyebrow leaning on an arm with blue background] (Is that so?)

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[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-26 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Stays deadpan and unmoving, because otherwise that would ruin the effect, but arches an eyebrow at being called a pineapple.]
fierybluebird: (thinking)

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[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-26 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Still completely deadpan in spite of the ridiculousness, Marco waves a hand like leaves in the wind, motioning for Grell to continue on.]
fierybluebird: [Marco arching an eyebrow leaning on an arm with blue background] (Is that so?)

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[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-26 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Makes his voice as tree-like, and monotone, and windy, as possible.] From the land of the sea, you will find a pineapple prince that looks like a tree. Treat him kindly, and you will find; a man strong of body and sound of mind.

[Looks over the flowers critically.] But at least make sure he has good taste in gifts. Otherwise I'd just throw him off of cliffs. [Waves hand again as if to say "the tree has spoken." And goes back to standing there stoically.]
fierybluebird: (cigarette)

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[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-26 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Hugs back, still continuing the charade and petting Grell under the chin.]

Not me, I fell asleep. Must have been someone else, eh. And I had the strangest dream about my homeland.
fierybluebird: (come a little bit closer)

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[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-26 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Blinks and eyes widen in surprise, but grins and gets into it, tugging Grell closer and kissing back harder, a little oblivious to everything else.]
fierybluebird: (sexy)

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[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-26 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kisses back more, bending over so Grell doesn't have to tiptoe too much and strokes a finger down his neck before following it up with a slow trail of kisses.]
fierybluebird: (come a little bit closer)

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[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-26 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm... Grell... [Nibbles lightly into his neck.] Weren't we going somewhere? [Doesn't seem to care.]
fierybluebird: (flirt)

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[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-26 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Quiet laugh.] So long as there are no objections. [Runs a finger down Grell's side outlining the curves.]
fierybluebird: (black shirt)

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[personal profile] fierybluebird 2010-07-27 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Good, [low groan of satisfaction, leaning into Grell a little, the hand getting mildly more forceful] because then I'd have to remind you why you shouldn't.

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