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[redcinemareel]

Attention Ladies of the Garden,

We've approached freedom, and we all want to have a wonderful time having fun~. But, we women should always protect ourselves in this new environment. We're beautiful flowers who should not be trampled upon!

So just keep these points in mind:

1. Never, ever introduce yourself first. Men come to us, don't they? It's only fair that they give their name first too.

2. Check guys for fashion coordination. If they can't figure out that not all patterns go together, they aren't worth our precious time.

3. Stay moisturized. No one likes dry skin.

4. If a man asks your age, you tell him 'I can't marry you', because only your husband should know such vital information! The same goes for weight.

5. If he offers to pay, let him. You can make it up to him later~.

6. Woman's intuition is never wrong. Trust it!

7. Above all else, stay beautiful! Who doesn't want to feel their best? Maintain proper maintenance, and you'll dazzle!

Of course there's so much more, but these are the basics any woman should know. Questions? Leave them here? Adoration? That goes here too~!


From one concerned woman,
Grell ♥

Comments

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[fierybluebird]

[Stays deadpan and unmoving, because otherwise that would ruin the effect, but arches an eyebrow at being called a pineapple.]

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[redcinemareel]

[Holds his flowers in both hands, hopeful eyes to the 'tree'.]

Oh, Magical Pineapple Tree! This fair maiden has come to thee for a wish. I ask of you, please grant it.

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[fierybluebird]

[Still completely deadpan in spite of the ridiculousness, Marco waves a hand like leaves in the wind, motioning for Grell to continue on.]

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[redcinemareel]

Can you find the perfect man for me? [Looks up to the sky in a dreamy daze.] One who's caring, stoic, strong...pineapple haired? [Glances to Marco and smirks.]

Action ((;_; Why do I only love the crazies?! D: gaaah))

[fierybluebird]

[Makes his voice as tree-like, and monotone, and windy, as possible.] From the land of the sea, you will find a pineapple prince that looks like a tree. Treat him kindly, and you will find; a man strong of body and sound of mind.

[Looks over the flowers critically.] But at least make sure he has good taste in gifts. Otherwise I'd just throw him off of cliffs. [Waves hand again as if to say "the tree has spoken." And goes back to standing there stoically.]

Action (because they are more fun than fireworks. :/ )

[redcinemareel]

[There was a long pause of silence, green eyes wide as he looked from his flowers back to the 'tree' several times before grinning.

And then he went to hug the tree around the middle. Gives the term 'tree hugger' a whole new meaning.]

Darling~! You were wonderful! [Nuzzles into his neck.]

Action (Maaaaybe. I'm kind of questioning whether I'm just insane)

[fierybluebird]

[Hugs back, still continuing the charade and petting Grell under the chin.]

Not me, I fell asleep. Must have been someone else, eh. And I had the strangest dream about my homeland.

Action (None of us are really)

[redcinemareel]

[Smiles in content at the affection before giving Marco a lecherous grin.]

Oh, I'll show you your homeland... [Tugs down on Marco's collar, bringing their lips close enough to brush together.] Right here. [Seals their lips together with a hum.

It seems that men who could act is a turn on for Grell.]

Action (XD)

[fierybluebird]

[Blinks and eyes widen in surprise, but grins and gets into it, tugging Grell closer and kissing back harder, a little oblivious to everything else.]

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[redcinemareel]

[Glad that Marco was reacting well and stood on the balls of his feet as he was tugged closer. Grell gave a delightful hum as they continued. Like he cared where they were.]

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[fierybluebird]

[Kisses back more, bending over so Grell doesn't have to tiptoe too much and strokes a finger down his neck before following it up with a slow trail of kisses.]

Action (I guess a higher rating goes here!)

[redcinemareel]

[His skin tingles and goose bumps start to prickle to the surface as Marco's kisses make their own path along his neck. Grell tightens his grip on the collar and moans softly.]

Action (yup :3)

[fierybluebird]

Mm... Grell... [Nibbles lightly into his neck.] Weren't we going somewhere? [Doesn't seem to care.]

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[redcinemareel]

Mmmwha....we're... [Pauses to let out a shudder of bliss.] We're getting somewhere now.

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[fierybluebird]

[Quiet laugh.] So long as there are no objections. [Runs a finger down Grell's side outlining the curves.]

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[redcinemareel]

[Grins and nibbles on Marco's lower lip.] I wouldn't dare object.

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[fierybluebird]

Good, [low groan of satisfaction, leaning into Grell a little, the hand getting mildly more forceful] because then I'd have to remind you why you shouldn't.

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[redcinemareel]

[Chuckles softly, sliding closer to Marco's body. Lips met an earlobe before sucking on it mercilessly.]

As if you could teach me something like that.

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[fierybluebird]

Oh, you'd be amazed at the many things I could teach. [Trills softly at the ear sucking and whistles in air he seemed to have forgotten to breathe.]

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[redcinemareel]

Oh~? [Releases the lobe, then casts a look to Marco.]

You'll have to show me, or I won't believe you.

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[fierybluebird]

[Deadpan, picks Grell up, carries him over to the nearest tree to press him against the trunk and calmly plays fingers over Grell's thighs and nips down his neck, nuzzling the scruff against Grell's collarbone and whispers quietly in his ear.] You shouldn't object because I can be very very good to those I like.

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[redcinemareel]

[At first, Grell rose an eyebrow at the stoic face. It quickly changed from surprised to a state of pleasure as he was trapped between Marco and a hard place. Those fingers knew exactly where to make Grell produce notes, ranging from low to high. He almost lost the grip on his flowers as his mind began to focus on other activities.]

But it's a good reason to misbehave... [A free hand found it's way to Marco's torso, following the contours as best he could.]

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[fierybluebird]

No, [Tickles under Grell's chin and croons softly into the ear nipping it] this is the reward you get for being good. If you were bad you wouldn't get to enjoy all this. [Slides a hand over Grell's waistline.]

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[redcinemareel]

[The muscles of Grell's abdomen twitched at the touch. Green eyes closed for a brief moment as a moan escaped the red head, opening half way a moment later.]

What do you consider good behavior, then?

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[fierybluebird]

[A small laugh against Grell's neck, blowing warm air over the back of the red-head's ears and fingers teasingly clenching over the muscles.]

Letting me do this and not objecting to it, eh?