wrnpcs: ([garden faculty])
Witches Reign NPCs ([personal profile] wrnpcs) wrote in [community profile] witchesreign2014-02-17 11:43 pm

BBS video from some admin staff member's ID

This... this video was sent to us by a representative from Esthar. We debated long and hard about whether or not we should post it, but... we believe that you should see it.

[The attached video opens with a view of the Great Salt Lake, along with numerous digits in the corner that appear to be an artifact of the recording process, possibly a timecode. The picture is fairly grainy, as if the camera were of lower quality, but is in color. There is no audio.]

[After a moment of nothing but slowly moving clouds, several large words appear, clearly edited into the video in post:]
FIXED TIME COMPRESSION CANNON TEST

[They fade, just in time for distant movement to register in the video image. The background jumps forward as the camera zooms in. As it focuses, the blocky, blotchy squares resolve into the still-grainy, but nonetheless unmistakable tri-cannon shape of Trabia Garden in its mobile form.]

[The camera holds on this until Trabia starts to move out of its field of vision, then jumps back to its original wide angle. Trabia is much less clear in this shot, just a moving group of pixels in the background, headed at an angle past the Great Salt Lake which it cannot effectively pass--]

[A pillar of light blooms from its location, rainbow light in countless swirls and confusion. The effect is unmistakable, for anyone who has seen the slightest hint of Time Compression in action. The rest of the scene remains horribly still and unmoving, and the camera doesn't even quiver as it should have, were this an actual explosion.]

[Suddenly, the bloom of light collapses on itself as if it had been violently yanked through a hole much too small for it. The camera again focuses on that same scene it always has, as if nothing had changed. A moment later, more edited-in words fade onto the screen:]
SURRENDER BALAMB GARDEN

[The video abruptly ends.]
fionna_time: (Whatevs 2)

[personal profile] fionna_time 2014-02-18 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[shrug]

Some dumb reason, I guess. Why?
om_nom_namur: Art by Jozu on Pixiv (wouldn't hurt a fly)

[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2014-02-18 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Cant tell ya sorry!
fionna_time: (Tha face)

[personal profile] fionna_time 2014-02-18 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
...

Then why did ya mention it?
om_nom_namur: Art by Pink Afro on Pixiv (thug life)

[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2014-02-18 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
R E A S O N S

[Just seemed the right thing to do, considering all of her money was being sort of technically stolen by pirates...]
fionna_time: (Pout II)

[personal profile] fionna_time 2014-02-18 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
...

Why are you acting dumber than usual?
fionna_time: (Whatevs 2)

[personal profile] fionna_time 2014-02-18 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Did you drink too much again?
om_nom_namur: Artist unknown (plz)

[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2014-02-18 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Psh NO

Get all quiet and overthinking shit when i drink too much remember?
fionna_time: (SRSLY?!)

[personal profile] fionna_time 2014-02-18 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
So...you acting weird and annoying like this is NORMAL?
om_nom_namur: Art by Pink Afro on Pixiv (criminal brand)

[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2014-02-18 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
You tell me sweetheart. How long ya been hangin round?
fionna_time: (sup)

[personal profile] fionna_time 2014-02-18 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh. Whatever man. So I'm "poor." What else?
om_nom_namur: Art by Jozu on Pixiv (thinkin' 'bout mermaids)

[erased but probably still in her inbox]

[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2014-02-18 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Damn fine

[No, wait! Shit, gotta delete this one fast.]
om_nom_namur: Art by Pink Afro on Pixiv (thug life)

[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2014-02-18 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
One hell of a scrapper

[Excellent save, yes. Good.]
om_nom_namur: Art by Pink Afro on Pixiv (criminal brand)

[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2014-02-18 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
You know its true
fionna_time: (Don't be shy)

[personal profile] fionna_time 2014-02-18 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well. You're pretty awesome too. I mean. Yeah.

You feel what I feel. You know.
fionna_time: (Hair Down II)

[personal profile] fionna_time 2014-02-19 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
We're gonna get pretty banged up at the end of this, huh?
om_nom_namur: Artist unknown (plz)

[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2014-02-19 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[alskdjflaskd Fionna please. Namur cannot with your unintended double meanings.]

Woodnt be a decent fite if we didnt
fionna_time: (Hair Down II)

[personal profile] fionna_time 2014-02-19 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, she was pretty bad at making those completely unintentional].

Good point! Sounds like its gonna get pretty ugly too.
om_nom_namur: Art by Jozu on Pixiv (i saw that...)

[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2014-02-19 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
What and the last one wasnt? Thats what we been trainin to do tho so yanno. Nother day nother fite nother pile of gil.
fionna_time: (All in a day's work)

[personal profile] fionna_time 2014-02-19 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
I mean it'll be worse. I'l probably bleed more. Anyway, they seem super serious about us surrendering.
om_nom_namur: Art by Jozu on Pixiv (creeper)

[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2014-02-19 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Try not to bleed more ya kinda need that inside of ya yanno?
fionna_time: (Fionna and cake!)

[personal profile] fionna_time 2014-02-19 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll think about it!