[Action] / BBS

[fierybluebird]

[It's that time of year again. Where it is encroaching upon Grell's birthday, she's up in arms about Homecoming, and Marco has no ideas for either. Well, some ideas, just not good ones.]

[So you know what?]

[Fuck it!]

[Marco is hiding out in phoenix form munching squash seeds.]

[Actually, this is not his typical phoenix form. You see normally, he's almost indistinguishable from the world's phoenixes except for being blue and sparkly. This time, it looks like someone bred a horrifying combination of a chocobo and a peacock.]

[Yeah. Not pretty.]

[Marco even shares some of his seeds with the chocobo around them as he asks them for advice. It doesn't go well.]

This is what I get for asking non-homicidal birds, yoi. [Hey, who said that?] I mean... wark. [Deadpan.]

[Later on the BBS this mysterious post will appear (as well as sparkly fliers throughout the halls):]

Attention all SeeD and cadets, this is a very important announcement!

DO NOT THROW AWAY YOUR PUMPKIN SEEDS.

They are edible and delicious, and should only ever be planted or devoured.

If you have no interest in roasting them for yourself, see Marco SeeD rank 11 for a 500 gil reward for every pound of seeds you bring, thank you.

Comments

[bbs]

[fierybluebird]

I can't do that.

That's for emergencies.

[bbs]

[thatched]

I've cordoned off individual expenses for people. You have about 3000 Gil. Use it wisely.

[bbs]

[fierybluebird]

Have I ever told you how much I love you?

[bbs]

[thatched]

Of course you do, Feathers. Everyone does. In return you can help me weasel out of this ridiculous homecoming thing.

[bbs] 1/2

[fierybluebird]

You don't want to?

[bbs]

[fierybluebird]

AHA! Are you just afraid of being instantly defeated by Namur and Espio's overwhelming hotness?

[bbs][pm]

[thatched]

Terrified. Namur has more girls swarming him then bees on a hive. You know he's got magnetism. They banned him from the Mermaid Cafe because he distracted all the 'maids from their work with his charm.

Anyway, I'll back Namur if you back the love chameleon, deal?

[bbs][pm]

[fierybluebird]

Deal, but you'll still owe Grell a dance.

[bbs][pm]

[thatched]

What you're saying is, I have to go.

[bbs][pm]

[fierybluebird]

I am.

Captain's order.

[bbs][pm]

[thatched]

Fine. But you can't make me enjoy myself.

[bbs][pm]

[fierybluebird]

I have faith in the music of the night moving your heart for us.

[bbs][pm]

[thatched]

I have no heart. Just a cold black vacuum. I thought you knew that.

[bbs][pm]

[fierybluebird]

Please.

In the center of the dark gravity is the densest strongest beating drum that was ever borne.

You can't hide anything from me, love. No matter how compressed you are.

[bbs][pm]

[thatched]

[mental keysmashing here and cursing your name to three generations of unknown pineapple headed bird brained smooth talking son of a bitch ancestors.]

Shut up.

[bbs][pm]

[fierybluebird]

Make me. :P

[bbs][pm]

[thatched]

I'll cry at you. Don't think I won't.