[ACTION] Surprise Disguise!

[laughafterme]

[A]

[Pinkie is wearing a dark brown, bob cut wig and wearing her cadet uniform around Garden. Today, she wants to see how well she can blend in with everyone else. Playing the part of a newly transferred student, 'Diane' will be looking around at her 'new' surroundings. Those that truly know Pinkie may recognize her, but she won't be acting like her usual self!

She looks at her map, as if trying to decide where to go to first.]


[B]

[There is a lure attached to a fishing wire dangling in front of your face. What will you do?

Yes, Pinkie, out of her disguise, is fishing for...people? Ponies? Sharkmen? Who knows.]

Comments

[thatched]

. . .

[Okay. He'll bite. He grabs the lure and tugs]

[laughafterme]

[On a roof, her fishing line is moving, so she hurries to it and begins to reel in her line!]

[thatched]

[oh ho. It's moving. Well in this case she might have a bigger fish than he intended. Thatch wraps his kerchief around his hand to protect it some and starts to reel back, wrapping the cord around his palm]

[laughafterme]

[Just when she thinks she got her catch, it tugs back and sliiiiiiiide across the rooftop. Managing to stop herself with her feet, Pinkie grunts and tugs the rod back, reeling in as much as she can!]

It's....a big one!

[thatched]

[putting up a fight, is it? Thatch reaches up and starts taking the cord in huge powerful tugs]

[laughafterme]

[ASDFGHJKL--

The rod slips from her grip and ALMOST falls over but she manages to catch it in the nick of time and crawls back with it. Must...not...lose....fish! Must...craaaawwwwwwlllll!]

C'moooonnnnnn!

[thatched]

[he's about to pull more when he gets an idea and, keeping the line taut, ties it to a smallish rock before letting go]

[laughafterme]

[It seems like the fish is as strong as she is, but then she manages to pull up her prize slowly. Once it reaches the top, she pulls it in all the way and...]

Holy Moly! [She looks at the rock in amazement, tilting her head at all angles.] It did all that?! [Cautiously, she touches it.] AWESOME!!

[thatched]

[he hears that voice and, hiding somewhere convenient, he puts a hand over his mouth and says in his most gravelly voice]

You ain't so bad yourself, kid.

[True the noise might seem to be coming from far off, but he doubts she's going to question it much]

[laughafterme]

........

[It talked...]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! [Scoots back back back back before staring at it.]

You can TALK?!

[thatched]

'Course I can talk. And you're pretty rude 'ta assume otherwise.

[laughafterme]

[Instantly closer to the rock, looking teary eyed.]

I'M SORRY! I just...it's kinda surprising! I've never heard of a talking rock before! Please don't be mad!

[thatched]

Well usually I'm pretty stone-hearted, but I guess I can give ya this one. Name's Rocky Rockson Rockmonanv the Third. Who the hell are you?

[though he had a pretty good idea who it was from voice alone]

[laughafterme]

Oh, that's a really tough name! It's very strong and chiseled!

I'm Pinkie Pie! It's very nice to meet you, Mister Rockmonanv! Are you native to this area? [Sits cross-legged in front of the rock.]

[thatched]

[suspicion confirmed. This girl was a hoot]

Yeah, been in dis area a long time. Could say I'ma chip off the 'ol block!

[and then after a thoughtful pause]

Ain't never heard of a pinkie pie before. Whachu taste like?

[laughafterme]

[She laughs and nods at the statement, but the question leaves her puzzled.]

I dunno! I'm not really supposed to be eaten! [A pause before she leers at him.] Why do you ask?

[thatched]

Yer a pie, aint'cha? Thought they were s'pposed t'be eaten. Can't say cuz I ain't got no tongue.

Then again, didn't know pies could talk either.

[laughafterme]

Oh! OH! I GET IT! [She laaaaaaughs!] No, I'm not a pie! That's just my family name! I think it had something to do with pies, though? I'm not sure!

[thatched]

So what are ya? I can't really see. But uh...if ya held me up real close and mebbe gave me a kiss I might get some idear.

[laughafterme]

A kiss?! NO WAY! I'm only kissing ONE person, and it won't be you! So you can forget it!

[thatched]

Not even a little peck onna cheek?

[laughafterme]

Nope! Chammy would turn you into sand!

[thatched]

Dat just grinds my gears. But it's pretty noble of ya. Guess you can't takea good guy like dat fer granite!

[laughafterme]

Nope NOPE! I love him WAAAAYYYY too much to just kiss some rock I just met! Even if you're cool!

[thatched]

Gotta respect yer stones, missy. How 'bout you toss me where I came from and go havea friendly drink with dat guy hanging in da bushes below?