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[om_nom_namur]

[BBS]

Tuesday/thursday morning biology 101 students i got your tests graded and im working on your papers. Ha! You guys are funny. Did good on your tests but youre papers suck. Seriously yall need to come talk to me or instructor enpecee cuz i dont think a single one of yalls got a damn clue what we been talking about. Aint got an office tho so im set up here on the beach. Bring something to drink and something to write with and we'll get ya up to speed.

[Action]

[As promised in the BBS post, Namur can be found chilling in a big hammock strung up between two trees. The papers he's in the process of grading are piled in a folder with a rock dropped on top to keep them from blowing away, the ones already graded in a similar folder. He's got his laptop and a couple text books in the hammock with him, one he's using as a hard backing to write on, a few bright red pens scattered over the lot, and a couple of water bottles in a pile at the foot of one of the trees. Yes, he's wearing the shades Thatch gave him for his birthday. Do feel free to come and bother him for fish caught in a net puns whatever reason. He'll appreciate it.]

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[fierybluebird]

[DUDE. That's the point. Marco refuses to move, and instead bends over to give Namur a look. You want him to move? MAKE HIM.]

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[om_nom_namur]

[Colors big red splotches on Marco's feathers. FIGHT HIM. >:D]

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[fierybluebird]

[SCREECHES AND FLAILS OH HIS FUCKING GOD YOU PUT RED ON HIM YOU JERK! Have a light birdie kick and more irritable squawking.]

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[om_nom_namur]

[WORTH IT!]

[Also Namur is purposely tipping the hammock over. Turn into a human or get crushed, Glitterbrain.]

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[fierybluebird]

[Nope. You have now crushed a sparkly birdie pancake beneath you. Good job Namur.]

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[om_nom_namur]

[Oh well, the bird won't die. Namur goes back to grading a paper, now unhindered by feathers.]

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[fierybluebird]

[Huffs irritably and makes an irritated squawk, which is more like a squeaky chirp. You have a big butt.]

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[om_nom_namur]

[Actually, his butt's pretty normal, for a human. He tapers. Like a shark.]

Somethin' wrong, Featherhead?

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[fierybluebird]

[Annoyed chirps and even more huffs as he tries to get free like a trapped duck.]

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[om_nom_namur]

Guess not, since y' didn't say nothin'.

[An interesting argument in this paragraph, but it's still a stupid one. Namur starts writing out why in the margin.]

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[fierybluebird]

[Puffs and squirms more. He will tickle your butt darn it. Coochie coochie coo with the feathers...]

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[om_nom_namur]

[HE IS WEARING PANTS TYVM it's not like feathers are going to do much through denim. :|]

[fierybluebird]

[Fine. He will try to shed them on you. Hope you like moulting flames on you!]

[om_nom_namur]

[Does anything smell like burning? Because otherwise he's not going to care.

Until there's glitter streaked all over his butt when he stands up. But for now? Not so much.

Man, he might actually get through an entire shitty paper at this rate.]

[fierybluebird]

[Yes. There is glitter. Stupid annoying sparkly blue ugly glitter everywhere.]

[And do you know how hard it is to clean phoenix glitter out of anything?]

[Worse than pixie dust! That's how bad it is! You will be glamorous for ages!]

[om_nom_namur]

[Well, his butt will be. Just give the girls one more reason to stop and stare, amirite?

Namur flips a page. Damn, these kids ramble a lot. They got like two pages worth of information crammed into ten. How do they do it? Magic.]

[fierybluebird]

[You will have Arlong's sparkly butt emote made by Maresuke. Marco hopes you are proud of yourself Sparklybutt.]

[om_nom_namur]

[Pats Marco on the head. Namur doesn't know about the sparkly butt yet.]

[fierybluebird]

[Chirps.]

[At least he still has the love of his family <3]

[Even if they do have sparkly butts.]

[It just means they match.]

[om_nom_namur]

[Yep. Magical Matching Sparklebutts. They should make a band.]

[fierybluebird]

[Marco calls dibs on the ocarina.]

[I'm not even kidding.]

[om_nom_namur]

[They would be the best most awful old man garage band ever.]

[fierybluebird]

[There are many fanfics which agree with you. They also all agree that Thatch does it just to get the ladies.]

[om_nom_namur]

[T.T]