[BBS] HIDE BEFORE YOU GET EATEN

[laughafterme]

HEY EVERYONE! We should really get together and have a big Hide-And-Go-Seek game, so this way if anymore people-eaters turn up, they'll have a hard time finding us because we're so CRAZY GOOD at hiding!!

And if that doesn't work, we can simply kick some butt!! :D

SO WHO'S IN?!


EDIT: Maybe only a few people heard the news???

People Eaters=Some loonie eating off-worlders! Just because!! How awful and really, really, really gross!! He was caught, though, but there could be more!! D:

Comments

[om_nom_namur]

People eaters? You mean those monsters the moon shit at us or something else?

[laughafterme]

NO NO! There was a person, you know, a PERSON, eating other PERSONS!! Like, for breakfast, lunch and dinner!! D:

[curiouseyes]

People-eaters? What do you mean?

[laughafterme]

I'm guessing no one heard the news, huh.

Someone was eating us off-worlders!!

[And now she's gonna edit her post! You guys need to be more aware of people eating people gosh.]

[om_nom_namur]

.... And?

[laughafterme]

[Gosh, if she only knew it was Namur...]

AND THAT'S NOT NORMAL FOR HUMANS TO DO TO OTHER HUMANS??? Duh!

[om_nom_namur]

[Don't worry, he outs himself pretty quick.]

Oh this is like that argument where mermaids get all finicky about eating fish just cuz they can talk to them right? Not touching it then.

[black]

Why not just fight if you are attacked?

[fionna_time]

What do you mean "people eaters?"

[laughafterme]

What mermaids?!

[laughafterme]

It would be WAY easier to watch how they work and stuff instead of just heading in blind!

[Like any good co-ops specialist would do.]

[laughafterme]

I thought I already edited my post? Didn't it show...?!

[fionna_time]

Oh yeah.

Wait, what? The heck man, that's messed up! Why would he do that? And why off worlders?

[black]

The man who was arrested was simple to take care of; that's why he was detained.

[ It wasn't as if he had any cannibal related powers, or anything. He had been a lunatic. Saber was fairly certain even a cadet early in their training could protect themselves against someone such as that. ]

[laughafterme]

Maybe THIS ONE was, but who knows about any others!

[Nothing will ruin Pinkie's flawless logic!]

[laughafterme]

He though that we weren't even humans! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?! What a jerk!

[fionna_time]

Well, not all of us ARE, but what's that got to do with the eating people?

[laughafterme]

Oh right...WELL he thought we were more like animals for the slaughter!

Who knows?! He's a few apples short of a pie!

[fionna_time]

But we don't look like animals? And what's wrong with anima-

Nevermind man, that's mucking with my head! I'm still not getting why he's going around eating peeps!

[laughafterme]

I don't think he really cared if we looked like them! He just wanted to prove that we're just...low on the food chain!

There wasn't much of an explanation outside what he said! I knew crazies existed, but that's just nuts!

[fionna_time]

No way that is cool. I think...I think I gotta find out more about this dude.

If he's crazy by himself, whatevs, but this sounds like what Grel was tellin' me about people and they way they look at us.

...that's sad I don't remember what my own character said...

[laughafterme]

Maybe his criminal record is public somewhere?? But why do you wanna find out more?!

What did she say?!

Re: ...that's sad I don't remember what my own character said...

[fionna_time]

I'll check that rag thing that said we were macking each other. That's a lot of talk, sorta like Lumpy Space Prince.

That the peeps here don't like us, because we're not from here!

[laughafterme]

The Gossip Column?!

Oh, that's mostly right, but things have gotten WAY better than when all this Time Compression hoopla started!

[fionna_time]

Yeah, the dumb column that talked about me tripping and stuff!

Grell said that there's still stuff we can't do because they're scared of us using our powers the wrong way.