[BBS + ACTION] SAVE THE KITTIES!

[redcinemareel]

[BBS]

[There is a video message, and Grell is dressed in a rather...festive attire while sitting in her room. Her two cats, Polish and Bashful (black and red, respectfully) are sitting with her, doing what cats do. Nap.]

I'm sure everyone is aware of that sticky situation we had a few weeks ago. [Oh, the puns!] But, of course, no one has given much thought to those poor little cats that roam around our beloved school! Why, I bet they're still out there, COVERED in that mess.

Or worse!

If anyone has seen a stray in need, by all means...

DO SOMETHING YOU HEARTLESS CRETANS !

[She points a black gloved finger at the screen, looking rather miffed. Nothing happened yet, sheesh!] If you were in such a state, someone would take pity on your pathetic LIFE!

[She composes herself, flipping back her curled locks. Just for show.]

In the meantime, I'll be out and about with my precious darlings! [She pets both her cats happily. Who knew Grell was a pet person?] Making a list, and checking it twice!

[Waves at the screen.]

Happy Holidays~! [Grell stands and goes to the laptop to cut the video.]

[PM for The Family]
We're spending the holidays together. No exceptions. It will only be for a day or night. Don't come empty handed. ♥



[ACTION]

[Grell holds a leash, attached to two cats in harnesses. She's also holding a rather long scroll in her hands and a quill. Yes, she is very much using that quill for writing.]

Let's see. Who's been naughty this year~? [Because it's far easier to start with that. And fun.] Definitely Little Miss Orange Juice.

[Gosh, what IS that girl's name again...]

Comments

[PM]

[espio]

I can think of better ways to spend Christmas than hang out with you.

But whatever. As long as everyone chips in for cost, guess I'll make dinner.

BBS

[gotgreedy]

'Someone' would take pity?

Name one person!

[redcinemareel]

That's the spirit, Pinky!

Will you be your usual purple self?

[redcinemareel]

More than likely that Mikuru girl. She seems like the pitying type.

BBS

[selphie_t]

Wouldn't the cats have cleaned themselves up by now though? They're pretty clean creatures so I doubt they'd let themselves remain sticky for long.

[redcinemareel]

You obviously were not here during that incident.

[selphie_t]

Sorry, I wasn't actually. I've only been back home for a week now.

Would you mind filling me in?

[redcinemareel]

There was a monsoon of jam all throughout the Garden! Be glad you missed it. I'm still getting jam from off my boots!

[selphie_t]

[Of Jam?]

So should I be expecting it to start snowing peanut butter at any given time then?

[redcinemareel]

There was chocolate rain before, so anything is possible.

[selphie_t]

Man, Time Compression sure is weird or is some sort of super mega weird God around here other than Hyne?

[redcinemareel]

I could care less about some made up god.

[selphie_t]

True! But hey, everybody believes in all sorts of different things so to each their own!

[gotgreedy]

Haven't met the girl. And I'm still skeptical. Everyone wants something in return for what they do.

[espio]

Can't say I was planning on being anyone else, and I'm not turning myself red for your sake. Why?

not here

[wrnpcs]

[Somewhere, Dominique, Mean Girl #2, is washing the jam off a cat, cooing to it about how awful time compression is, you poor creature forced to deal with that disgusting off-world jam...]

[redcinemareel]

Just asking!

And red is very much not your color. Leave it to the professionals.

[redcinemareel]

How very true! Which is why I don't bother asking for assistance from others. Being indebted to anyone is a pain.

[redcinemareel]

I can already tell you're one of those cheerful ones. Best to end this conversation now before I crush your feelings like cheap crystal.

I need to keep track of their names lmao

[redcinemareel]

[Somewhere, huh? Will Grell find this endearing scene?]

[gotgreedy]

Nice to know at least someone in this Garden gets how the world works.

Pleasure talking to you. The name's Greed.

[redcinemareel]

By the Fates I thought no one would GET IT.

I'm Grell. A pleasure. That's quite an interesting name. Is that something of a metal of honor, or is it au natural?

[espio]

[He's gonna turn up human, now, just to be needlessly and pointlessly... does it count as awkward when people don't care about it?]

I wouldn't call you a professional at the colour red. You go overkill with it, I'm sick of red now.

[redcinemareel]

[That's pretty much part of her plan. Mwahaha.]

You have no clue what overkill entails. Trust me.

[Half of Jack the Ripper, here.]

[gotgreedy]

Let's just say you could probably guess the names of my six siblings, with that hint.