Hunt 01 ➳ BBS & Action

[eyeofthetigress]

{BBS}

I don't know who you are, or what you think you're pulling. This letter you gave me? Bullshit.

I want some real answers and I want them now. Start talking or I'll start bashing heads.

{Action}

_{[Stomping around the lobby is a woman who looks extremely pissed off. The letter everyone receives when they arrive is crumpled up in her fist, a fist that is being waved in the faces of various strangers as she threatens them. Feel free to approach her and get yelled at.]}

Comments

[bbs]

[tempesting]

Hello, my name is Dolphin and I take it that you're new to Garden? Please don't start bashing heads. I might have to call security if you do.

[bbs]

[eyeofthetigress]

The fuck is the Garden?

Call 'em. Watch me kick their asses.

[bbs]

[tempesting]

Garden is the name of this academy.

I can't send anyone until you've proven to be a danger to the school, so please don't prove to be a danger and don't cause any trouble. Please.

Is there anything you need that I could perhaps help you with?

[bbs]

[eyeofthetigress]

Academy?

Fuck that! What the hell is wrong with you people!? Locking people up and forcing them to go back to school? I'll kill everyone in this damn "Garden" if that's what it takes to get out.

[Action? :3]

[fighting4afuture]

[And here he was enjoying the quiet. He approaches the evident newcomer, expression calm and serious.

Yeah he's not feeling particularly threatened.]

Calm down.

[act-shun! 8D]

[eyeofthetigress]

Make me.

\o/

[fighting4afuture]

[Angry angry lady. He knows the type.]

I'd rather not hurt you. Threatening the staff and other students won't get you anywhere.

[He tilts his head to indicate the letter you're mistreating so.]

That letter is telling the truth, whether you like to hear it or not.

[action]

[eyeofthetigress]

How do you expect people to believe any of this?

[bbs]

[werepanther]

Echoing with what Dolphin and Instructor Evans said.

It's crazy and most people don't believe it at first, but seriously, don't go around killing people. :/ It's a terrible first impression to give others.

- Instructor Tom Bronson

[bbs]

[eyeofthetigress]

If the first impression I make is that people shouldn't fuck with me, I'm okay with that.

[bbs]

[werepanther]

No one's trying to mess with you. :|

At least, not on purpose. You just got the letter right? It's crazy but true.

[bbs]

[eyeofthetigress]

So I've heard. What fucking proof do you even have that it's true?

[action] 1/2

[alwaysanarcher]

[No way.

No freaking way. Cissie merely stares at Artemis before immediately attempting to turn and leave. Of all the people stuck here at Garden, it was her?]

2/2

[alwaysanarcher]

[She'd turn tail and run---but it seems some other NPC had that brilliant idea first. So Cissie stays put, folding her arms as she tries to look as menacing as possible.

It's a little hard, considering she's still in her Cadet uniform.]

... So you're stuck here too.

[action]

[eyeofthetigress]

_{[Stare. Staaaaaaaaare. Is that. But she's.]}

Jones...?

What the fuck. You're still a kid.

[action]

[alwaysanarcher]

Good to know I still look fifteen.

[Or maybe Artemis still considers seventeen a kid too... Cissie sheepishly shrugs.] They weren't really kidding about time being wonky here though.

[socialdisaster]

[Squall was on his way to the training center when he came across the belligerent woman. He rolls his eyes, unimpressed by her theatrics, and approaches her.]

Stop it.

[eyeofthetigress]

Bite me.

[socialdisaster]

...Whatever. Stop harassing the students.

bbs;

[thorny]

Yes, violence will definitely coax people into kowtowing to your demands of offering magically different information than that which you received upon arrival. Be sure to torch a few buildings during your rampage, won't you? That way you can assure your inquiries will be answered in a calm and rational manner rather than result in you being put down like a rabid animal.

[Rose Lalonde: baiting dangerous people since acquiring literacy]

[bbs]

[eyeofthetigress]

What the fuck are you even saying?

[bbs]

[thorny]

I suppose that considering the initial missive you sent us all I'm being a bit too optimistic with my word usage, aren't I? My apologies.

What I said was that all you've done with this little stunt is assure anyone with information that you're the last person they want to give it to.

[Action] I'm still not late. Honest. ;A;

[crockshot]

[Artemis is just walking through the school minding her own business when she stumbles across a stranger who looks like she's threatening some poor native npc cadet. Naturally she's not overly impressed, bullies aren't a thing she's very fond of after all.]

You're not going to get any answers from him that you don't already know.

[Poor kid looks like he's ready to pee his pants and then pass out. Which probably means this isn't the right place for him, but still. Not her job to weed out people who aren't prepared for this sort of place. However, that whole hero thing typically comes with a willingness to defend people.]

Do us all a favor and back off.

[This could go badly, hand to hand skills aren't exactly her strong point.]

Now that you have arrived, the party can truly start.

[eyeofthetigress]

_{[Artemis turns to glare at the girl that's trying to order her around, only stop and stare.]}

Please don't tell me you're another version of Jones.

Dare I call this the main event? >_>

[crockshot]

Guess you're in luck, because I'm not.

[Is Cissie back? That's news to her, she'll definitely have to track her down later.]

Artemis Crock.