[BBS / Action]

[cigardog]

[A) Hey look everyone, it's Crime Dog McGruff. If he was a bulldog and wore an eyepatch. And smoked cigars. Okay maybe not such a good role model for the kids. Still, he's undeniably a police dog. And gruff. Welcome back your new Criminal Justice, and International Law Instructor. Feel free to be perturbed by how he's a human-sized dog doing normal people things.

B) Alternately see him in the hallways catching a smoke between classes and yelling at you to get to your god damn classes already. Or you could snark back at him about smoking cigars on campus. Maybe his bark is worse than his bite. Maybe.

C) And then there's the third option which is just his BBS post.]

It's nice to see more diversity around here even if it means the Time Compression continues merrily on. Where are all you lot from anyway? What was the police force like there?

My name is Furor and I'll be one of your Instructors. Congratulations to the new SeeDs. And all that junk.

-- Instructor Lt. Furor

Comments

[cigardog]

Hah, so that's how I made it to police lieutenant and now an instructor in this place?

Oh, of course.

[espio]

Well, if we put you side-by-side with other instructors and the rest of your police force... can't be that hard!

[cigardog]

Hah! Don't make me challenge you one on one, you wouldn't stand a chance.

[I don't even know what he'd challenge him in...]

[espio]

In what? Paperwork? Coffee drinking contest?

[cigardog]

If you'd like.