[action] impulse posts are best, y/n?

[gogoghostpowers]

[As you walk in the main hallway, towards the cafeteria, you may notice one (1) Danny Masters, stuck in a wall.

Yes.

From the hallway, only his waist upwards is visible, as he hangs downwards as if being pulled by gravity. (If you happen to be in the cafeteria, his legs are doing the same thing.)

Care to come and ask him what the hell he's doing? Or give him the literal butt-kicking you've always wanted to?]

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[bratbeyond]

[Day was going to attempt to actually VISIT class today....

The sight of his video game rival, on the other hand, completely made him forget about it.]

Dare I ask?

[gogoghostpowers]

[Danny pulls himself up a bit to check for feet. He's not sure if that was addressing him or not.

Oh. Someone's standing right there. They must've been, then.

He pulls himself up higher to properly look at Damian's face (which is a little hard to do when you've only got your abdominal muscles and your arms to pull you up from mid-air) and sighs.]

Yeah, I, uh...don't think there's any good way to explain this.

damian is a nerd, but we all knew that

[bratbeyond]

Guess not.

[He facepalms, trying really hard not to drag his hand down his entire face.] ... You know, from here, you kinda look like Winnie the Pooh.

[tortileghostwriter]

[......okay what.]

What the fuck.

[gogoghostpowers]

[Oh hey, a familiar voice! Danny struggles to pull himself up so that he can actually have a face-to-face conversation.]

Oh, hi, David!

[tortileghostwriter]

... Hi, Masters.

... So. Is that.

... You're ok, I take it.

IMPULSE POSTS ARE AWESOME

[youngnobelman]

[Whaaaaaat. What. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

[After a moment of staring, Touma's doctor instincts kick in, because having a wall through you probably can't be good for the internal organs.] Do you need any help getting out of there?

HELLS YES

[gogoghostpowers]

Uhhh...maybe?

[youngnobelman]

Will it hurt if I pull you out? [Can't be too careful...]

it had to happen!

[wrnpcs]

[SHRIEK.

Cue the incessant dropping of books and one incredibly startled Cadet.]

Ewwww. It's bad enough that you freaks're in our building, but in our walls too?

fejailfe;j BAHAHAHA YES. Is this going to be in the next gossip section hahaha

[gogoghostpowers]

[Danny jerks up at the unexpected sound and holds his hands up in a peaceful gesture.]

I-I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to--I mean it was just--

This happened by accident!

dunno :( you'll have to ask Ms. Tattler!

[wrnpcs]

[She stares at those hands for an awfully, awfully long time...]

Accident? That?

...

How is that even possible.....?

[platinumheritance]

[Well, here's someone who doesn't have a particularly shocked reaction to seeing Danny stuck in the wall. She just sort of stares, dressed in a girl's uniform. There's also a large pair of metallic, matte-platinum dragon wings folded against her back.

She's got her hands on her hips and is giving Danny an odd look.]

What the hell are you doing in the wall?

[gogoghostpowers]

[Danny cranes his neck up as much as he can.]

Being stuck.

I think it's a lot easier to get into this position than it is to get out of it...

[platinumheritance]

[Rita reaches over and gives a soft knock on the wall above Danny.]

I'm pretty sure it's not easy t just get yourself stuck in a wall. Did you just find a hole and decide to crawl through it?

[poppetstrings]

[... oh.

Uhm. Thats a rather..

Interesting sight.]

Are you... okay?

[gogoghostpowers]

Well...i-it's pretty uncomfortable, but for the most part, I think I'm okay.

[poppetstrings]

... Do you.. need help getting out?

[Not that you know, she'd even know where to begin getting him out..]

[nevergetscredit]

[Merlin was just wondering along the hallway, minding his own business, when he suddenly found himself face to face with someone sticking out of a wall.]

What? Are you alright?! Have you been cursed?!

...wasn't this the young boy who'd made that bbs post about the pictures?]

[gogoghostpowers]

What? N-no! Nothing like that!

This is just...a really weird accident, is all.

[nevergetscredit]

How do you accidentally get stuck through a wall?

Look, if you were enchanted then maybe someone can reverse it...[hopefully not Merlin because he really doesn't want to let people know about his magic]

[moirailcompass]

[Is that Danny's butt?



What the fuck was it doing there?]

[gogoghostpowers]

[While you ponder over that, the butt-in the wall

twitches.]

1/?

[moirailcompass]

......

[moirailcompass]

[Hmmmmm]