[action - library]

[nevergetscredit]

[In the library Merlin was staring at one of the computers. He'd wanted to look at the books (they'd said that he couldn't go home, but Merlin wasn't sure if he believed him. In any case, he had to try and find a way back to Camelot, and maybe something in them would help him understand this bizarre place), but when he'd asked the keeper of the library they'd told him that the catalogue was in one of these strange magic boxes. They had to be magic, because one side of each box glowed.

Merlin had no idea how he was supposed to get this catalogue out of the magic box though. Did it need a spell? But they'd said that people didn't like 'unnatural powers' here, and Merlin wasn't going to use magic when he didn't know what would happen if he did.

Gingerly, he poked at the glowing thing. Nothing happened.]

Open?

[he poked it again]

...Please?

Comments

[nevergetscredit]

[okay now it is time for Merlin to start stepping backwards from the increasingly scary girl]

That's strange, because I'm pretty sure that they didn't say anything at all! [looking warily at that bucket] Chocolate milk?! [they did not have that in Camelot, he was sure]

stupid HTML fail >.>

[laughafterme]

[Pinkie doesn't bite!]

Yep YEP! Fresh from the sky!

Hah, don't worry about it! (that is admittedly why I love the edit button so much though...XD)

[nevergetscredit]

[she is clearly crazy and keeps going on about eyes and while offering Merlin strange drinks. Merlin is not really ready to believe that she doens't bite]

The sky?! Chocolate and milk don't come from the sky!

I had one, then it went away ;;

[laughafterme]

[And on cue, the sky is littered with pink cotton candy clouds and chocolate milk starts to come down. A good thing she brought her bucket with her!]

SEEEEEEEEE?!

Sadness

[nevergetscredit]

[Merlin yelps, and ineffectively tries to shield himself from the chocolate rain. His attempt is rather half-hearted though, since he ends up just staring up in amazement at the clouds that are inside and raining...well, chocolate milk, apparently]

How are you doing that? It has to be magic...

Truly and deeply.

[laughafterme]

I'm not doing it! It just HAPPENS! [Slurps from her bucket. Good thing it rained, or she would be out of chocolate milk.] Whatever it is, it better not stop!

...and now you know why *I* need the edit button, fff

[nevergetscredit]

Maybe someone enchanted you? Although I don't know why you'd enchant someone to have clouds rain chocolate milk on them. What would be the point?

[oh dear, Merlin's getting drenched. He hopes that chocolate milk washes out...]

Yep! LOL

[laughafterme]

Then I can't be enchanted! DUH! Maybe YOU'RE enchanted!

[Pinkie doesn't know if it does. Not like she really cares as long as it gets into her stomach.]

[nevergetscredit]

No, I'm pretty sure I'm not enchanted. And I'm not the one the clouds keep following, am I?

[laughafterme]

How do YOU know you're NOT enchanted, hmmmmmmmmmmmm?! And the clouds aren't following me! See? [points out to a random window that just appeared. Don't ask. Blame Dischord.] They're outside too!

...I wonder if those buckets are full yet...

[nevergetscredit]

Because...I just do. If I were enchanted I'd know!

[he looks out the window. Okay, so they are outside] ...Maybe someone's enchanted the Garden?

[laughafterme]

SURRRRRRRRRRE. [Someone does not believe you~!]

Beats me! I'm supposed to stop it, but C'MON! CHOCOLATE RAIN! [Waves arms frantically.] Nothing beats that!

[nevergetscredit]

{Jumping back at the sudden shouting]

But what about the crops? They can't live off of milk, chocolate or not. Chocolate from the sky might seem like a nice idea, but it's not so nice when there's no food left because all the crops have died.

LOL more HTML fail. let's blame all that sugar? >.>

[laughafterme]

...what crops? [Is Applejack here?]

Yes, clearly the sugar is to blame! /shakes fist

[nevergetscredit]

...The crops that we need to live? There's always crops.

[laughafterme]

Do crops include apples?

[nevergetscredit]

Of course. Why wouldn't they?

[laughafterme]

[GASPS!!!]

WE MUST SAVE THE APPLES! [She stands up straight with a look of determination. Right after finishing her milk.] I can't let Applejack down!

[nevergetscredit]

[O-kay, the girl's acting crazy...again.]

...Right. And who exactly is Applejack?

[laughafterme]

[Takes in a deep breath, and...]

SHE'S MY BESTEST FRIEND EVER AND WE'RE WASTING TIME WE HAVE TO SAVE THE CROPS AND APPLES BEFORE THEY'LL NEVER EVER BE APPLE PIE EVER AGAIN!

[nevergetscredit]

Does she have pink hair too?

...And what is it you're meant to be doing again?

[laughafterme]

No, it's yellow! [Blond. Yellow. Whatever.]

Saving the crops! DUH! Weren't you LISTENING?!

[nevergetscredit]

Well, at least that's a normal.

Yes, I got that part, but you haven't exactly explained how.

[laughafterme]

[There is no such thing as normal.]

...oh. [A long, thoughtful, pause.] We'll figure it out later.

[nevergetscredit]

...We? [Merlin does not want to be dragged into your crazy schemes, pink haired girl]