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Prank of the week! [ACTION]

[The entire cafeteria is gift wrapped.

No! REALLY! It's all gift wrapped in funky designs! Anything you can imagine, it's there! Ribbons and bows included!

Chairs! Tables! Lunch trays! Spoons! Forks! Knives! EVERYTHING IS GIFT WRAPPED! Have fun unwrapping them.

And there is a pink gorilla sitting at a table, drinking tea from a very nice teacup and saucer.

It's apple tea, by the way.]

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[she tips her hat and then loops her arm with the gorilla's. this is so stupid, but it's also kind of what she needed at the moment]

Thank you kindly.

[Stupid is as stupid does!

SKIPPITY SKIP SKIP TO THE TABLE! The chair is pulled out for her.]

[she bobs her head and takes a seat, arranging her skirt primly] I can only imagine where a higher primate learned such mannerisms.

[Once the chair is pushed in after Rose, the gorilla spreads its arms wide, answering her pondering statement.

In Balamb, DUH!

The teapot is still not warm enough for tea, so have some arm flailing in panic! OH NOES! A fresh pot is needed, stat!

So off it goes to the kitchen to make a new pot.]

I had no idea that this universe was so insistent on good manners for all its fauna. [she shakes her head and watches it go. for once she's a little glad there's no one she knows around anymore]

[A piping hot tea pot is carried in by the gorilla, which is wearing oven mitts. Daisy print oven mitts! It's set down on the table after a cup of tea is poured.]

[she takes the cup with a nod and begins stirring in her sugar and milk] Thank you. A good cup of tea is always refreshing, no matter the circumstances.

[It cartwheels over to its own seat across from Rose and sits, as if the stunt was planned. The gorilla pours itself a cup and sips...

Well, Pinkie has to lift the mask up a bit to get it into her mouth. YOU SEE NOTHING.]

[SHE SEES THAT BRO, SHE'S A GODDAMN SEER and it makes her raise an eyebrow. buuuut she'd known from the start that there was no such thing as pink gorillas, and she's willing enough to play along for the time being]

So, are you here for the duration or should we expect you and your belongings to be packed up before the day is out?

[Scratching its head, the gorilla shrugs because this prank is the best yet! Why leave?]

You never know when the rug will metaphorically be slipped out from under you, that's all.

[...OH NO!

It jumps onto the table and looks down over the edge of the table tentatively, looking around for a rug.]

[she wags the tea spoon in mock disapproval] Now now, I did say it was a metaphorical rug. No need to get excited.

[AAAAAAnnnnd it slowly crawls back into its seat. That rug could be real!]

If it exists it's certainly not in the cafeteria. That would be completely unsanitary, even for this establishment.

[The gorilla points over to a random spot.

See that rug?]

[Rose follows the finger, then raises an eyebrow and takes a nonchalant sip of her tea] I'm afraid that the barren state of that particular square of floor only serves to prove my point.

[IS SHE PRETENDING NOT TO SEE THAT RUG?!

IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER FINGER?!

The gorilla looks to its finger, wondering if it is broken. It scratches its head.]

I'm afraid if you're requesting I pretend you'll be faced only with bitter disappointment. My imagination leaves quite a bit to be desired.

[...so her finger IS broken! The gorilla looks defeated by that, and goes on to wrap its 'broken' finger in a few napkins!]

You won't expedite the healing process much with those.

[THEN HELP A GORILLA OUT!

Gets on its hands and knees and begs for healing!]

I'm terribly sorry, but you've come knocking on the wrong door. I am a doctor of the mind and nothing else.

[HOW COULD YOU MAKE A GORILLA CRY, ROSE?! HOW?!]

[by being the flighty broad that she is, that's how]

I suggest that if you want proper medical treatment you seek it elsewhere.

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