Prank of the week! [ACTION]

[laughafterme]

[The entire cafeteria is gift wrapped.

No! REALLY! It's all gift wrapped in funky designs! Anything you can imagine, it's there! Ribbons and bows included!

Chairs! Tables! Lunch trays! Spoons! Forks! Knives! EVERYTHING IS GIFT WRAPPED! Have fun unwrapping them.

And there is a pink gorilla sitting at a table, drinking tea from a very nice teacup and saucer.

It's apple tea, by the way.]

Comments

[greeneyedmecha.livejournal.com]

...Is this a sign that the food here's really bad and we really shouldn't be eating here?

[Hopeful Rikku is hopeful]

[laughafterme]

[The gorilla stops abruptly!

It stands!

It offers Rikku a seat?]

[greeneyedmecha.livejournal.com]

Uh....

[Sits?]

[laughafterme]

[The chair is pushed in for Rikku!

And now....

A MASSAGE!]

[greeneyedmecha.livejournal.com]

[What the--!

...this is actually kinda nice. Rikku's wary, but lets the gorilla do its thing]

[laughafterme]

[Ah, you see? You're just so TENSE, Rikku! Relaaaaaaxxxxxxx! Have some tea! Have a bow!]

[greeneyedmecha.livejournal.com]

[Well, she has been suddenly overloaded with work since lol double major...and she hasn't slept well in a few days...and that tea looks yummy...]

[laughafterme]

[There, there, Rikku! When you leave, you'll be limber and refreshed!

The gorilla pauses and hands her a cup of tea after pouring more into the cup.

Don't worry, there aren't any gorilla germs on it!]

[greeneyedmecha.livejournal.com]

Um, thanks.

[Sip. Sip sip.]

[laughafterme]

[Goes back to massaging and chopping lightly on her shoulders.]

[greeneyedmecha.livejournal.com]

Ow ow careful!

[There's a knot there]

[laughafterme]

[Arms flail in apology!

Cracks a few bones in the fingers before working on that knot.]

[greeneyedmecha.livejournal.com]

[There is wincing and then a careful, happy 'aaah' as that knot goes away]

[laughafterme]

[ANOTHER KNOT BITES THE DUST!!]

[greeneyedmecha.livejournal.com]

I didn't think monkeys could do this! [A pause, then quieter] I didn't think monkeys were pink, either, so...

[laughafterme]

[UH OH! Gotta protect her cover!

...PLAY CHARADES!

Crosses arms and thinks. Not talking is hard! An idea comes up!

It holds up two fingers!]

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

[Rose walks in, ostensibly with the intent of getting some tea of her own and maybe calming her frazzled nerves.

she looks around.

looks again.

once more, to make absolutely sure.

and then she turns to try and walk out. NOPE, CANNOT HANDLE.]

[greeneyedmecha.livejournal.com]

Huh? Two? Two what?

[laughafterme]

[WAIT WAIT WAIT! Get back here!

The gorilla pursues! At a leisurely pace.]

[laughafterme]

[...oh, she doesn't know how to play? OH WELL! ROLL WITH IT!

It pretends to swim! On the floor!]

[greeneyedmecha.livejournal.com]

[She does. She just doesn't get that two = charades]

...Are you okay?

[laughafterme]

[...gorilla!Pinkie will keep swimming til she guesses the word 'swimming'. C'MOOOONNNN!

Of course the gorilla is okay! It's just swimming on the floor in the middle of a gift wrapped cafeteria!]

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

[nooooooope. although she does deign to give an excuse to the. thing. behind her.]

I'm sorry, but I don't think I have the presence of mind to handle this in a way that matches up to my high standards regarding my dignity.

[greeneyedmecha.livejournal.com]

...I think you might be crazy. Why are you swimming?

[laughafterme]

[THAT CAN BE FIXED!

It whips out an accordion! Have some lovely music to woo your heart!]