oo2; action; cafeteria

[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

[Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA, and you are finding yourself faced with the biggest miracle you have ever caused in your life.

... okay, no, that's not right. Real formatting: Gamzee Makara, Witches Reign's one and only sopor-meister, is finding himself faced with the biggest miracle he has ever caused in his life.

Much better.

One might find Gamzee sitting in a table and looking incredibly amazed. Shocked. In a total stupor. Yes, while he is finding himself unable to touch his sylladex and reach for his bicycle horns or clubs, he is able to cause a miracle of a different kind now.

He literally bears the miracle of allowing Faygo and sopor pies to appear out of nowhere, along with miscellaneous, yet very minor and/or insignificant (to others, at least) miracles. No, really. He thinks that he's hankering for a pie right now, and suddenly, there is three! He then wants a Faygo, and suddenly, a 2-liter bottle appears next to him.

He couldn't comprehend these miracles. I mean, how the fuck does this kind of thing happen? What made these motherfuckers just pop out of nowhere?

Miracles is what.]

Comments

[needs-weird.livejournal.com]

Hi!

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Whoa! Is this normal for your planet? They're so big!

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1/2

[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

[oh

oh my god

who is this person and why are they grabbing his horns?? this does not upset him but he is VERY CONFUSED

yet all he does is look lazily up at her.]

All motherfucking natural, motherfucker. Genuine, one-hundred-and-a-hundred percent Alternian shit right here.

2/2

[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

And... man, that feels good. Give 'em a nice rub or something, sister, 'cause that's the fucking tits right there.

[... welp. He's gone from startled confusion to mellowed enjoyment now.]

[needs-weird.livejournal.com]

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Like this?

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There you go! Now! Tell me about this "Alternia!"

[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

[Aww, this sister was really, really enthusiastic, but you know what? That's all good. Yeah, he can roll with this motherfucker. She's pretty nice, not to mention she's some fucking cuddle crusader, so he's gotta get to returning that right now.]

No motherfuckin' problem. What's a chick gotta know about it? I can tell you aaaall this brother knows.

[needs-weird.livejournal.com]

EVERYTHING.

[laughafterme]

HI GAMZ--WWWWHHHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA

[HOMG LOOKIT ALL THE PIES AND FAYGO!!]

[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa-- HONK.

[Literally from his mouth and not his bicycle horns this time.]

Pinkie. Chica.

This motherfucker's got some serious fucking shit going down. Look at this.

I'm a motherfucking miracle fairy.

[laughafterme]

[GAAAAAAASP!]

[She covers her mouth in awe, her blue eyes wide with wonder.]

You're a miracle fairy?!

[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

A motherfucking miracle fairy, chica. I be real truthful and straight on you here.

Look, I want a motherfucking Faygo right now. The wine kind.

And now... shit, look what happened. Miracles is what happened.

[He points to her hair. THERE IS A BOTTLE OF FAYGEAUX CHATEAUX IN HER HAIR...]

[laughafterme]

[And now she's balancing it on her head!]

Wooo! Wooo! Wooo!

[Oh right, fairy talk.]

Wooo! Woo!

[OKAY DONE.]

GIMME A SOPOR CUPCAKE WITH STRAWBERRY FROSTING AND RAINBOW SPRINKLES AND A CHERRY ON TOP!

[She's gonna make a party out of this. A MIRACLE PARTY.]

[adewdropbright.livejournal.com]

[Sea of cupcakes in the cafeteria.

Aerith wasn't quite ready for this, and she looks startled before becoming slightly annoyed as she wades in.]

Can someone tell me what's going on here?

[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

[Gamzee has been practically swimming in and devouring the cupcakes the entire time. He wasn't relenting, no. These were his own miracles, and he wasn't about to let them go to waste.

Once he heard the new voice, however, he stopped in his tracks. Mouth full of sopor, he gave the unfamiliar redhead a wave.]

Motherfucking miracles is what's going on.

[With his mouth so full, it probably sounds more like 'mofferfoffin murrurrcurrs' than anything.]

[adewdropbright.livejournal.com]

...Excuse me?

[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

[Guuuuuuulp. There. Now his speech should be somewhat legible.]

Mother

fuckin'

miracles.

Honk.

[adewdropbright.livejournal.com]

This must be the messiest miracle I've ever seen. Are you sure they're okay to eat?

[ragesnake.livejournal.com]

[Karkat is stomping his way through the cafeteria, not really paying a whole lot of attention to anything, because he's intending to just get a sandwich or something and leave, and--]

[Oh Goddammit why did he even look.]

[He stares for a really long time, and sloooowly one of his eyebrows goes to make camp in his hairline.]

...Gamzee. Gamzee what the fuck is this even.

[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

[Karkat. Oh god, Karkat is here to witness his miracles. The rise of new abilities that the mirthful messiahs bestowed upon him. The next step in his place for his beliefs.

The next step in proving that he's really fucking crazy.

He pops his head out from a pile of cupcakes and grins happily. So, so happily. As if the best thing in his life just happened-type happily.]

Best friend, holy shit. I found my motherfucking calling.

I'm a motherfucking miracle fairy.

[ragesnake.livejournal.com]

[This face.]

[Just... this face. And no words. Because he has no words for you, Gamzee.]

[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

[Despite the face, Gamzee was still not going to keep his miracles to himself.]

C'mon, motherfucker. If there's anything you want, I can get to fucking making it appear. Just watch.

'Cause I want one bottle of Faygo right fucking now.

[And suddenly... bam. A bottle of Faygo appeared right in front of him out of thin air.

Miracles.]

[ragesnake.livejournal.com]

[Okay maybe this face instead for a moment.]

. . .

I'm honestly not even sure what to say to you right now.

[tromba-d-aria.livejournal.com]

Wha--

[Oh sup, not!big bro. Rider's was just gonna say hello until she saw pies and bottles appearing next to him.]

I didn't know you could do that kind of magic, big brother!

[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

Man, sister, I just motherfucking started!

[He wished for another Red Pop and bam, delicious Faygo appearing out of nowhere. Two bottles, at that!]

Want some? It's some of the best shit you're gonna find all around here.

[tromba-d-aria.livejournal.com]

N-no, that's okay, thank you though, big brother.

That kind of magic is pretty rare where I come from though... [She's really impressed, oh bro, you are so cool.]

[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

... Woah shit.

You got people with the gift where you come from, too.

You got motherfucking miracles all around you, you know that?

[She's not the only one impressed now!]