oo1; bbs / action

[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

ShIiIiIt
So wHeRe aLl mY MoThErFuCkErS At?
HeArD YoU AlL Up aNd mOtHeRfUcKiNg lEfT!
AnD A BrO CaN'T JuSt bE LeAvInG HiS FrIeNdS AlL HaNgInG LiKe tHaT
GoTtA FoLlOw aLoNg aNd sHiT
YeEeEaH, aNd i bAkEd aLl tHe pIeS YoU AlL GoNnA NeEd tO MaKe uP FoR BeInG AlL MoThErFuCkInG SlOw oN ThE UpTaKe :O)
KiNdA ZoNeD OuT Or sOmE ShIt oR I WoUlDa gOtTeN HeRe fAsTeR

SiDeS, tHiS PlAcE Is tHe mOtHeRfUcKiNg bItChTiTs sO FaR
AnD YoU KnOw?
HuMaNs aIn't aLl tHaT BaD
So i gOtTa bE AlL ChEcKiNg tHiS PlAcE OuT AnYwAy
ScHmOoZe aNd sHiT LiKe tHaT
ShArE A CoUpLe oF PiEs aNd hAvE A MoThErFuCkInG HeLl oF A TiMe

GaMzEe mOtHeRfUcKiNg mAkArA'S GoT ThIs pLaCe aLl uP In hIs zOnE
AnD I'M HeLlA ExCiTeD To bE MaKiNg sOmE NeW FuCkInG BrOs wItH AaAaAaAlL YoU DoPe wRiGgLeBrOs
HoNk hOnK

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[If one were to check out the courtyard right now, they might wind up spotting a very... odd-looking guy chilling in the center of just about everything, sitting in the grass and sipping on a beverage of Questionable Fizzy Content. The troll's face is unlike any others' from the Garden so far, caked with face makeup as opposed to be relatively or entirely bare of that artificial slop.

He also seems kind of... out of it. How could one describe it as? Lethargic? No, maybe out of tune with things? Perhaps. Focused on something? Who even motherfucking knows. He's not even focused on one thing. The whole world around him is just... fascinating him on this new planet.

Garden's beautiful, life is beautiful, all that shit just going on in his little clown head.

No matter how off he seems, however, he's actually a pretty cool dude to be around. That just... might take a moment to realize beyond his high personality and low attention span due to the fact.

Approach, y/n/sopor pies?]

Comments

Re: [BBS]

[fierybluebird]

Sopor slime. I still don't know what that is, but I'll try anything once, eh.

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[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

[Gamzee that won't work. I promise. You'll just get lost and marvel at everything again.]

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[fierybluebird]

Aren't you new matey? I'll come find you. Where are you?

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[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

...



[He's in the kitchen now. He's just... going everywhere. wtf.]

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[fierybluebird]

Miracle ocean? So we have a place like that here?

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[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

[That's all that he could think of here.]

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[fierybluebird]

Sprinkles? Like ice cream sprinkles?

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[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

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[fierybluebird]

Pie sprinkles? Which colors?

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[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

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[fierybluebird]

Probably the kitchen then. Makes sense for pies.

Oh, I'm Marco by the way.

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[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

[Gamzee you already said that.]

[BBS]

[fierybluebird]

Right. Nice to meet you Gamzee. I'll head over to the kitchens then, eh.

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[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

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[In the kitchen, Marco might find a Gamzee. The kitchen is... full of sprinkles, for some reason. By that, I mean he sprinkled some all over the place and spilled a lot of them.

Someone's a bit messy. Also, eating them off of the floor.]

[fierybluebird]

Duuuuude. Not the floor. [Facepalm.] That floor has been covered in shoes mate. And whatever other disturbing things.

[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

Nah, man, it's just covered in shiny-ass miracles.

Motherfucking tastes like it, too. Cruise on taste test lane for a while, brother!

[He picks off some more of the sprinkles on the floor and begins to chew them. Ew. Ew ew.]

[fierybluebird]

[Sideglance and sits down crosslegged.] I'm pretty sure those can't be that good... from the floor.

[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

They sure are. Like nothing motherfucking else, I tell you. Like... shit... you haven't tasted a fuckin' rainbow until you've tasted this pimping speckle.

[He scoops some up and hands it over to Marco. Here, have some of that... uh, speckle, I guess.]

[fierybluebird]

[Oh fuck it. He's had worse. And he tries it. He is unimpressed Gamzee.]

Is this what the pies taste of?

[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

No way, brother! The pie's on the motherfucking counter!

[He gestures to it. It's all... bubbly and neon green. That can't be good.]

[fierybluebird]

That's sopor slime?

[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

That's the motherfucking stuff.

[Stupidest grin ever shows up on his face. IS IT GREAT OR IS IT GREAT.]

[fierybluebird]

Is that really just for the taste?

[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

You motherfucking bet on that!

It makes you feel so fuckin' at ease, though. Something about that pie's all coursing with miracles like fucking vein blood or some shit.

[fierybluebird]

[Facepalm. Of course. He really should have know.]

I see. One of those kinds. [Not that he has a problem with it, but he's not sure letting a high phoenix wander the school would be responsible of him. Especially if he IS the high phoenix.]