oo1; bbs / action

[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

ShIiIiIt
So wHeRe aLl mY MoThErFuCkErS At?
HeArD YoU AlL Up aNd mOtHeRfUcKiNg lEfT!
AnD A BrO CaN'T JuSt bE LeAvInG HiS FrIeNdS AlL HaNgInG LiKe tHaT
GoTtA FoLlOw aLoNg aNd sHiT
YeEeEaH, aNd i bAkEd aLl tHe pIeS YoU AlL GoNnA NeEd tO MaKe uP FoR BeInG AlL MoThErFuCkInG SlOw oN ThE UpTaKe :O)
KiNdA ZoNeD OuT Or sOmE ShIt oR I WoUlDa gOtTeN HeRe fAsTeR

SiDeS, tHiS PlAcE Is tHe mOtHeRfUcKiNg bItChTiTs sO FaR
AnD YoU KnOw?
HuMaNs aIn't aLl tHaT BaD
So i gOtTa bE AlL ChEcKiNg tHiS PlAcE OuT AnYwAy
ScHmOoZe aNd sHiT LiKe tHaT
ShArE A CoUpLe oF PiEs aNd hAvE A MoThErFuCkInG HeLl oF A TiMe

GaMzEe mOtHeRfUcKiNg mAkArA'S GoT ThIs pLaCe aLl uP In hIs zOnE
AnD I'M HeLlA ExCiTeD To bE MaKiNg sOmE NeW FuCkInG BrOs wItH AaAaAaAlL YoU DoPe wRiGgLeBrOs
HoNk hOnK

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[If one were to check out the courtyard right now, they might wind up spotting a very... odd-looking guy chilling in the center of just about everything, sitting in the grass and sipping on a beverage of Questionable Fizzy Content. The troll's face is unlike any others' from the Garden so far, caked with face makeup as opposed to be relatively or entirely bare of that artificial slop.

He also seems kind of... out of it. How could one describe it as? Lethargic? No, maybe out of tune with things? Perhaps. Focused on something? Who even motherfucking knows. He's not even focused on one thing. The whole world around him is just... fascinating him on this new planet.

Garden's beautiful, life is beautiful, all that shit just going on in his little clown head.

No matter how off he seems, however, he's actually a pretty cool dude to be around. That just... might take a moment to realize beyond his high personality and low attention span due to the fact.

Approach, y/n/sopor pies?]

Comments

[fierybluebird]

Is that really just for the taste?

[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

You motherfucking bet on that!

It makes you feel so fuckin' at ease, though. Something about that pie's all coursing with miracles like fucking vein blood or some shit.

[fierybluebird]

[Facepalm. Of course. He really should have know.]

I see. One of those kinds. [Not that he has a problem with it, but he's not sure letting a high phoenix wander the school would be responsible of him. Especially if he IS the high phoenix.]

[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

No other pie like it, brother. C'mon.

[He takes the pie and holds it under Marco's nose. Doesn't that smell GOOOOOOOOD.]

[fierybluebird]

Eh, a slice can't hurt I suppose.

[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

Nah, can't slice this shit all well. Motherfucking gotta stick your hands in and eat up.

[He demonstrates by splashing his hand into the ooze and sucking on his fingers. Oh god.]

[fierybluebird]

[Oh hell no. He'll try weird things, but not by getting them all over his fingers and sucking it off. What. the. hell. No.]

Ah... I think I'll pass this time, thanks for the offer though.

[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

Aw, no fuckin' problem, brother! You hit me up when you're looking for a hit, got it?

[Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiick.]

[fierybluebird]

Yeah...

I'll keep that in mind. [Mildly worried about leaving the high cadet to his own devices however.]

[subjuggloco.livejournal.com]

[BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID.]

No motherfucking problem, brother. Just lemme know.

[Now he's just... going to curl up and stick around here and eat his pies. Maybe fall asleep, too. Yeeeeeah.]

[fierybluebird]

[Oh he is. Kind of. Until Gamzee falls asleep. Silly little new troll cadets.]