DATE AUCTION!

[laughafterme]

[It's a beautiful day, and everything is all setup for the date auction! Held in the courtyard, there is a mini stage set up with a microphone and speakers, and none other than Pinkie Pie is standing on the stage.

Why?

Because the actual GFC leader is too busy to be the MC for the evening. And lets face it, Pinkie will do a better job. Combined with the fact that faculty need to supervise. But who will supervise Pinkie?]

HELLLLLOOOOOOOOO ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls of all ages! Cats and dogs! Chocobos and Gummys! Lions and tigers and bears! [GASP] Oh my! Welcome to the first ever, SUPER SPECTACULAR, EXTRA AWESOME, FUNTASTIC DATE AUCTION! WOOOOOOOO! [FIST PUMP!] We have a wonderful rainbow of super special awesome people here today to make our auction a BLAST!

Lets not wait any further, guys! And gals! And animals! Oh, do we have any manticores around? [Scans the crowd, who pretty much stare at her in silence.] OH WELL!

All bids start at 1 gil and go up and UP and UP! Sorry, no rain checks or IOUs!




(ooc: There will be threads for each person! PLEASE WAIT UNTIL ALL THREADS ARE DONE BEFORE COMMENTING! DONE! GO CRAZY!

ALSO! Please put your bids in subject lines, so people can see! Threads tend to collapse after about 50 comments, so it may be a bit easier to see bids that way!

EDIT 2: THE DATE AUCTION BIDDING WILL CLOSE WEDNESDAY, EST! HELP THE ORPHANS WHILE YOU STILL CAN!)

Comments

Rose Lalonde

[laughafterme]

WE SEEM TO HAVE SIBLINGS ON AUCTION TONIGHT! Come and get a two for two deal, everyone! Heeeeerrrrrrrrre's ROSE LALONDE! [FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT goes her party blower!]

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

[Rose has made the concession of switching into her Squiddleknit Dress, but her expression kind of ruins the effect. bid on her and she will throttle you in your sleep.]

[wonderderp.livejournal.com]

Do...do you want me to bid on you too, Rose?

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

Please don't. [THE FLATTEST TONE TO EVER COME OUT OF SOMEONE'S MOUTH]

[tortileghostwriter]

[HAVE THE CLOSEST APPROXIMATION TO A GENUINE SYMPATHETIC EXPRESSION DAVID CAN MUSTER

IT'S NOT MUCH BUT HEY]

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

[so either someone invisible stepped on Rose's foot or she's giving him a return sympathy glance

DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS GIRL BIDDING ON ME IS? I'M NOT COMING OUT OF THIS ALIVE]

1 of those human Earth coins that she found on the ground

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

Though that might be pushing it a little!!

hehe

[laughafterme]

Nothing is EVER too much for a good cause! Thank you, ma'am!

5 gil

[fierybluebird]

[Half to fuck with Terezi, half just because "date" can be a loose term if his last post taught him anything.]

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

HEY! WHO OUTBID ME!?

[redcinemareel]

[She's watching you. Be thankful Grell isn't the jealous type. On the outside.]

50 gil

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

FIFTY pieces of human currency!

hehehehe...

[fierybluebird]

Well, I know when I'm beat. Good show lass.

Sorry Rose, at least I tried.

75 gil

[tortileghostwriter]

[Yeah, anything to prevent Terezi from winning this.]

Re: 75 gil

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

WHAT YOU TOO?! BLUH...

Isn't there a human thing called incest! I'm pretty sure that's a thing in this case!!

100 gil

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

One hundred human coins! And not a boondollar more!!

150 gil

[tortileghostwriter]

[Nope, Pyrope.]

200!!

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

[What's a paradox-self worth, I wonder >:D]

225 gil

[tortileghostwriter]

300 gil

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

350 gil

[tortileghostwriter]

500 gil

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

750 gil

[tortileghostwriter]

1000 gil

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

THAT'S EVERY GIL I [don't] HAVE!!

1250 gil

[tortileghostwriter]

[Good thing he traded in the former contents of his now long-since-destroyed porkhollow for gil.]