DATE AUCTION!

[laughafterme]

[It's a beautiful day, and everything is all setup for the date auction! Held in the courtyard, there is a mini stage set up with a microphone and speakers, and none other than Pinkie Pie is standing on the stage.

Why?

Because the actual GFC leader is too busy to be the MC for the evening. And lets face it, Pinkie will do a better job. Combined with the fact that faculty need to supervise. But who will supervise Pinkie?]

HELLLLLOOOOOOOOO ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls of all ages! Cats and dogs! Chocobos and Gummys! Lions and tigers and bears! [GASP] Oh my! Welcome to the first ever, SUPER SPECTACULAR, EXTRA AWESOME, FUNTASTIC DATE AUCTION! WOOOOOOOO! [FIST PUMP!] We have a wonderful rainbow of super special awesome people here today to make our auction a BLAST!

Lets not wait any further, guys! And gals! And animals! Oh, do we have any manticores around? [Scans the crowd, who pretty much stare at her in silence.] OH WELL!

All bids start at 1 gil and go up and UP and UP! Sorry, no rain checks or IOUs!




(ooc: There will be threads for each person! PLEASE WAIT UNTIL ALL THREADS ARE DONE BEFORE COMMENTING! DONE! GO CRAZY!

ALSO! Please put your bids in subject lines, so people can see! Threads tend to collapse after about 50 comments, so it may be a bit easier to see bids that way!

EDIT 2: THE DATE AUCTION BIDDING WILL CLOSE WEDNESDAY, EST! HELP THE ORPHANS WHILE YOU STILL CAN!)

Comments

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

What's wrong? You don't truuuuust meeeee?

[Look at this innocent troll face! >:]]]]

[fierybluebird]

[alksjdalkdj OTL that was "After the Face" I can't type before getting caffeine in me.]

Not even a little. [He's a pirate, trust is only for his crew.]

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

You're pretty smart for a dim-witted human!! hahahaha

[fierybluebird]

That's because I'm not human.

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

Really?

[You have her undivided attention.]

What are you?

1/2

[fierybluebird]

[Holds a finger up to his lips and grins so mischievously.]

Secret.

[fierybluebird]

Maybe you'll find out someday, eh? But I wouldn't want to ruin the surprise until then.

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

[He's clever. He's sneaky. Definitely one to watch out for but not one that you want to follow too close...]

Eh, that's fair.

[fierybluebird]

[That is all 100% true. Tailing him too closely will make his birdie instincts paranoid and result in a kick through a wall -- unless Grell gets their first.]

I certainly think so.

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

[So is this where we throw down our proverbial human gauntlets on the chessfield of the mind? >:]? ]

[fierybluebird]

[Awwww yeah. Marco was 2nd original troll here (first being Seifer) so he delights in the competition.]

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

{It helps when it's also your race. >:]]] ]

[fierybluebird]

[XD all the more reason to bring it. Although Tavbro keeps outclassing him in certain ways fff]

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

[Dare I ask?]

[fierybluebird]

[They have a thread trying to come up with inventive synonyms for "skank"]

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

[Did anybody mention a Marco? >:] ]

[fierybluebird]

[Pfft, Marco is a slut, but so far he's only banged Grell in the whole last year. Hard to call that un-monogamous.]