DATE AUCTION!

[laughafterme]

[It's a beautiful day, and everything is all setup for the date auction! Held in the courtyard, there is a mini stage set up with a microphone and speakers, and none other than Pinkie Pie is standing on the stage.

Why?

Because the actual GFC leader is too busy to be the MC for the evening. And lets face it, Pinkie will do a better job. Combined with the fact that faculty need to supervise. But who will supervise Pinkie?]

HELLLLLOOOOOOOOO ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls of all ages! Cats and dogs! Chocobos and Gummys! Lions and tigers and bears! [GASP] Oh my! Welcome to the first ever, SUPER SPECTACULAR, EXTRA AWESOME, FUNTASTIC DATE AUCTION! WOOOOOOOO! [FIST PUMP!] We have a wonderful rainbow of super special awesome people here today to make our auction a BLAST!

Lets not wait any further, guys! And gals! And animals! Oh, do we have any manticores around? [Scans the crowd, who pretty much stare at her in silence.] OH WELL!

All bids start at 1 gil and go up and UP and UP! Sorry, no rain checks or IOUs!




(ooc: There will be threads for each person! PLEASE WAIT UNTIL ALL THREADS ARE DONE BEFORE COMMENTING! DONE! GO CRAZY!

ALSO! Please put your bids in subject lines, so people can see! Threads tend to collapse after about 50 comments, so it may be a bit easier to see bids that way!

EDIT 2: THE DATE AUCTION BIDDING WILL CLOSE WEDNESDAY, EST! HELP THE ORPHANS WHILE YOU STILL CAN!)

Comments

[tortileghostwriter]

[SORT OF BUT IN THE WAY WHERE YOU CAN'T REALLY BE BLAMED FOR IT

REALLY THESE BIDDING WARS ARE PURELY BECAUSE WE LALONDES ARE IN HIGH DEMAND]

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

[WELL THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN THERE ARE OBVIOUS SUPERIORS IN A GROUP]

[tortileghostwriter]

[THE HIGHEST AND CLASSIEST OF HIGH-CLASS STOCK]

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

[THEY JUST CAN'T HELP THEMSELVES REALLY]

[tortileghostwriter]

[VICTORY]

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

[MY HERO]

[tortileghostwriter]

[WHAT WILL OUR PLANS BE]

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

[REVENGE FLAVORED SHENANIGANS]

[tortileghostwriter]

[that is my favorite flavor of shenanigan]

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

[it's the only flavor as far as i'm concerned]

[tortileghostwriter]

[that is a wonderful approach]

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

[it's worked very well so far]

[tortileghostwriter]

[rose-tested david-approved]

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

[two out of three lalondes prefer it compared to the leading brand]

[tortileghostwriter]

[then why isn't it the leading brand]

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

[probably because it's too scary to be mainstream or something equally silly]

[tortileghostwriter]

[that makes sense]

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

[mainstream is full of babies but what else is new]

[tortileghostwriter]

[they don't recognize our genius

unfortunately for them]

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

[yeah well it's going to be their fatal error in the near future]

[tortileghostwriter]

[damn straight it will be]

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

[the wailing and gnashing of teeth will be heard for miles]