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sKANK,

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[fierybluebird]

Are you sure? :|

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[fierybluebird]

Okay.

Also be careful not to get a detention, eh. I'm not sure where my slips are.

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[fierybluebird]

What seriously?

Teachers patrol the BBS way too much lately. They need better hobbies man.

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[fierybluebird]

Man I would teach you so many words to add to that if I wasn't in too much need of a clean-ish record right now.

Go with harlot if you haven't yet. It's funnier.

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[fierybluebird]

Tart's nice.

I'm not sure what slag is though. How about strumpet?

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[fierybluebird]

I do my best. Pirate and all that.

Trollop too, can't forget that.

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[fierybluebird]

Loose goose, hah very nice

You probably have minx in there, right?

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[fierybluebird]

Now that's the best metaphor yet.

How about a 2 berri bed-hopper who's seen more crews than a mail seagull?
[Trying too hard.]

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[fierybluebird]

[That has him laughing.]

A barque with its doors spread so wide the entire marine fleet could get inside.

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[fierybluebird]

Sucking bags of peanuts all dry.

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[fierybluebird]

Rung. Very nice.

Tapped more often than a brewery.

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[fierybluebird]

Been laid flat more often than a game of dominoes.

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[fierybluebird]

Wait, I don't get that one?

[D&D jokes go whoosh over the phoenix's head. IRONICALLY.]