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sKANK,

Now that's the best metaphor yet.

How about a 2 berri bed-hopper who's seen more crews than a mail seagull?
[Trying too hard.]

[That has him laughing.]

A barque with its doors spread so wide the entire marine fleet could get inside.

Sucking bags of peanuts all dry.

Rung. Very nice.

Tapped more often than a brewery.

Been laid flat more often than a game of dominoes.

Wait, I don't get that one?

[D&D jokes go whoosh over the phoenix's head. IRONICALLY.]

Definitely works.

Knows more positions to twist into than a yoga instructor.

Library with all the spines on its books cracked from being spread too much.

Rocks the sheets more often than a waterbed.

Downs more seamen than a typhoon.

Rocks more beds than an earthquake.

-- Wait did we do that one yet?

Hah, not really.

Eats more cocks than a wolf in a henhouse.

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