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[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-07-24 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Man I would teach you so many words to add to that if I wasn't in too much need of a clean-ish record right now.

Go with harlot if you haven't yet. It's funnier.
fierybluebird: (amused)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-07-24 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
Tart's nice.

I'm not sure what slag is though. How about strumpet?
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[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-07-24 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
I do my best. Pirate and all that.

Trollop too, can't forget that.
fierybluebird: (amused)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-07-24 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
Loose goose, hah very nice

You probably have minx in there, right?
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[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-07-24 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
Now that's the best metaphor yet.

How about a 2 berri bed-hopper who's seen more crews than a mail seagull?
[Trying too hard.]
fierybluebird: (Throw your head back and laugh)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-07-24 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
[That has him laughing.]

A barque with its doors spread so wide the entire marine fleet could get inside.
fierybluebird: (pirate leer)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-07-24 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
Sucking bags of peanuts all dry.
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[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-07-24 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
Rung. Very nice.

Tapped more often than a brewery.
fierybluebird: (I'm blue daba dee daba da)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-07-25 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Been laid flat more often than a game of dominoes.
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[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-07-25 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, I don't get that one?

[D&D jokes go whoosh over the phoenix's head. IRONICALLY.]
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[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-07-25 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Definitely works.

Knows more positions to twist into than a yoga instructor.
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[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-07-27 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Library with all the spines on its books cracked from being spread too much.
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[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-07-29 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
Rocks the sheets more often than a waterbed.

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