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Man I would teach you so many words to add to that if I wasn't in too much need of a clean-ish record right now.

Go with harlot if you haven't yet. It's funnier.

Tart's nice.

I'm not sure what slag is though. How about strumpet?

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I do my best. Pirate and all that.

Trollop too, can't forget that.

Loose goose, hah very nice

You probably have minx in there, right?

Now that's the best metaphor yet.

How about a 2 berri bed-hopper who's seen more crews than a mail seagull?
[Trying too hard.]

[That has him laughing.]

A barque with its doors spread so wide the entire marine fleet could get inside.

Sucking bags of peanuts all dry.

Rung. Very nice.

Tapped more often than a brewery.

Been laid flat more often than a game of dominoes.

Wait, I don't get that one?

[D&D jokes go whoosh over the phoenix's head. IRONICALLY.]

Definitely works.

Knows more positions to twist into than a yoga instructor.

Library with all the spines on its books cracked from being spread too much.

Rocks the sheets more often than a waterbed.

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