The Gossip Around Garden, Volume II

[wr-gossip.livejournal.com]

There is delicious drama everywhere this time around, fellow readers! Lets dive right in!

A marriage on the rocks?! Ariel is the 'other woman' as Seifer refuses her public advances. Meanwhile, another cadet, Kiden, cleans up the Commander after he got down and dirty in the cafeteria!! Those Trepie girls are a menace! They not so secretly couple Quistis with the Commander, and would do anything to protect the sanctity of their delusions. Or are they just that?

In the quad, Oli was seen denying a Trepie from signing up to the new dance troupe. Could he be doing aerials over the hold Quistis has over Rinoa? Those slick moves work only on the stage, Mr. Westcliffe! At least Quistis has the decency to check in on her little Rinnie! We all know you weren't just 'checking up' on classes. Nice try, though!

Seems we have mislabeled a person in our last post. Tom Bronson is not gruff, ladies and gentlemen!! He is good natured! But were his escapades with Instructor Botan just 'good natured'? Riding another woman's oar in broad daylight!! Such nerve! It really can't compare to Sharpay's car, though! What a downgrade!!

Remember our comment about these trolls being horny? We were right!! Equius was openly rubbing the horns of Tavros in the halls! How will this affect his chances of winning Homecoming court?! Also, isn't it obvious that he has a crush on that redhead, Grell? Peculiar. However, I don't think Vriska will appreciate her not boyfriend being felt up in such a manner! Yet she should realize that she has someone waiting at home for her! A certain Nepeta was spotted sneaking into her room after hours. Oh my! A little creepy, though!

On a different, and possibly more sinister note, Katara caught Zuko picking strawberries for her. Her diabolical plan is working! But who is this masked boy, and why was he sneaking into Zuko's dorm room? And what happened to Aang? He looks woefully defeated lately, while Zuko looks...grumpy as usual, but rumor has it that Katara has Zuko in her clutches! I feel sorry for both boys!

Would someone please inform Instructor Snow that charming underage girls is morally offensive? Those Trepies are dangerous terrain to trek! Just because you think you can't handle both Farron sisters does not mean you have a right to be indecent!! It's at least nice to know that one Farron is not easy to deal with. Yet...now you have three! Most men would be green with your kind of luck with women! Whoever said that Lightning doesn't strike twice is sorely mistaken! Sparks will surely fly!

The same warning can be said for Goose, though. Just because young adults act twice your age isn't grounds for soliciting sexual innuendos! You were doing just fine when it was only you and your hair.

There are a few new faces around! Lucky us! Conner seems to be a great fighter (he left a nice path of destruction at the front entrance), but he's a total ditz when it comes to affection! Isn't it obvious that M'gann wants you? All those cupcakes she bakes are for you! She just shares with everyone in order to be subtle, which apparently is not working. Well, I guess you know now! You're welcome!!

Since we're letting the cat out of the bag, we're happy to announce that there is a proud parent in our midst! Remember that quiet fellow who is roommates/something more with our GFC leader? Well, it seems that he has a son now! But...who's the mother? All eyes are pointing to our purple haired wonder! Maybe he is a woman after all, despite his odd attire.

Stripping your fellow cadet in the hallways is a bit much, isn't it, Espio? You have quite the deviant side, despite appearing so prickly! But if you're going to do that, at least do it all the way! What a tease!! Perhaps Tobias watering that withered little heart yours isn't enough for you?

Speaking of contradictions, the term 'opposites attract' has never been so true!! Fang certainly lives up to her name, and Vanille is as sweet as vanilla! And here I thought Vanille being so touchy feely with Hassan (the new father) would have lead to something else. Oh well! There is much approval!

Continuing on the vein of opposites attract, how could someone wearing a permanent scowl on his face snare in such a sweet girl like Maria Robotnik? At least he's human now. The upgrade is very nice! Thank you, Time Compression! Let's hope it stirs up again! Let's also hope that Applejack's advances on the SeeD stirs up a bit of mayhem! She certainly set her sights higher compared to her last stint with that other cadet, Japan, with the silly name!

And last but certainly not least, my favorite pairing for this month: Maria Cyphert and the Garden Code! What a suck up.


The next issue will be juicier than this one, so until next time, Garden!

Yes, there will be a next time!!

No, there aren't any previews!

Miss Tattler

Comments

[haha-steelguard.livejournal.com]

[He can feel Claire glaring at him in disapproval.]

[Through the walls.]

[biladi.livejournal.com]

[Charming underage girls?]

[Damn right that's morally offensive.]

[subjected]

[Your hide is tanned, Villiers.]

[It should make a nice rug.]

[turnip-rage.livejournal.com]

[]

Gotta love gossip columns and the way they just make everything up.

[wr-gossip.livejournal.com]

More like an elaboration on the truth!

[rebellingheart]

[Why does Miss Tattler seem to insist there's something between her and Quistis? There isn't! Speaking of insisting something is there when it isn't.]

Oli's jut a good friend, Miss Tattler. That's all. No secret romance, torrid desires, or anything like that.

[one-part-saint.livejournal.com]

Maria and the garden code? You're not kidding!

[Wherever he's reading this, Zak is cracking RIGHT up!]

[xwheresmacrown.livejournal.com]

Well, she does play quite close attention to the rules, it seems. Perhaps it isn't so far from the truth.

[ Equally amused. ]

[focusrelay.livejournal.com]

Snow isn't wooing anyone underage. He's just being nice.

[Complete faith in her fiance? She has it.]

And he doesn't like my sister in that way either. She's just as much a sister to him as she is to me.

[gunblade-grrl.livejournal.com]

You can try to make it as an insult, but I take it as a compliment! I want to be a competent SeeD!

[alwaysanarcher.livejournal.com]

[werepanther]

You know what? I don't think there's anything I can really say this time. Other than it really was just Botan trying to teach me how to fly.

[It goes without saying that said flying lessons were partially successful and partially horrible.]

[legendarycharm.livejournal.com]

I take this to mean the lesson wasn't a success?

[Mae's just too nice to say "So you failed, huh?" for the most part.]

Did you have fun at least?

[moirailcompass]

Equius was what? [Nepeta knows to take what these women say with a grain of salt but. WHAT.]

[and. she's just going to ignore the comment of her and Vriska.]

[bentbowarcher.livejournal.com]

I can hardly see what is so scandalous about the situation. My inclinations towards Tavros are perfectly black, while those towards Miss Grell are of a much more sanguine persuasion. What you really should be focusing on is the fact that Tavros is a lowblood, and that Grell is an entirely different species.

[fierybluebird]

How much more sanguine?

>8(

[genomorphed.livejournal.com]

Those cupcakes were for class. Not me.

[wr-gossip.livejournal.com]

That's what she wants you to think!

[burntglory.livejournal.com]

HAH!! I KNEW there was something going on with Trepe and Commander Puberty! ahahahaha

[dumpsterdives.livejournal.com]

commander puberty?

has a nice ring to it

he is going to spam this bbs post, just wait for it

[burntglory.livejournal.com]

This is rich hAHAhahhahaaaa

[nomark1or2.livejournal.com]

[burntglory.livejournal.com]

OH HEY you two girls the next time you do something I better be invited. I'll even have the camera ready god knows this place could do with more action.

[one-part-saint.livejournal.com]

Pictures or it didn't happen!

[theshortestbird.livejournal.com]

[He might not know some of these people, but the entire thing is ridiculous enough to laugh at. And if he knew Kon-- Connor better he would tease the hell out of him for this. As it is...]

Some of these are better then the tabloids back home.

[bratbeyond.livejournal.com]

[fierybluebird]

Eh, I goaded Espio into it. I'm quite proud of him. However unexpected it was.

And Seifer boss, I'd tell you to lay off the mermaid, but apparently you already did.

[burntglory.livejournal.com]

Redheads are hot I wont lie but I like em less annoying if you get what I'm saying. wasn't a challenge to me. you want a woman who's a challenge, look at Trepe no wonder those trepies are still trying to get a piece of that and getting nowhere 20 years later.

[wrnpcs]

I hope to god you freaks are using protection!! It's bad enough you're already invading Garden, we don't need any of your little freak babies next!

[fierybluebird]

How do you know freaks can breed? We might all be sterile.

1/3 ohgod

[killurseawitch.livejournal.com]

We're not-! I have a-!

[killurseawitch.livejournal.com]

...

[bratbeyond.livejournal.com]

[Miiiiight be slightly paranoid because he thought he did a good job of covering his tracks with the whole Zuko thing.]

[biladi.livejournal.com]

[Guess who might want some clarification later.]

[biladi.livejournal.com]

Gakupo's only my roommate.

[LOL OKAY THIS IS KIND OF RIDICULOUS...]

[But spreading his news of parentship isn't so bad. Just. Kind of skewed.]

[bratbeyond.livejournal.com]

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

... [Gonna say something and then. No, if he acknowledges it, that's just fanning the flame.]

[Apathy.]

[Yes, apathy. DEAR FUCKING CHRIST YOU PIECE OF SHIT TATTLER YOU PILE OF MISGUIDED BLASPHEMY, NO ONE'S TOUCHING NOTHING, FUCK. I'M GONNA FUCKING OOBIVAT YA REAL GOOD, BLIMEY SODDING HELL!]

[Action]

[fierybluebird]

[Glances over at him and nods.]

Don't sweat it Roomie. It's just to create drama.

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

Excuse you?

[wr-gossip.livejournal.com]

Yes?

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

. . . Why is it that only my name is commented on as being "silly?"

[fierybluebird]

Would you want the rest of you to be viewed as such?

/keywords~

[notaferry.livejournal.com]

It's an oar, for goodness sake!

lmao XD

[wr-gossip.livejournal.com]

Sure it is!