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[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[FUCK.]

[Make a mental note you dumbass, trees seem a lot less high up when you're on the ground, once you're in the bloody thing it's a different story.]

[You're Tavros, and you are now stuck in a tree on campus. You've been up there for probably 3 hours now, trying not to look at the ground, trying to look like you WANT to be up there for the rest of your life. You're cool, everything is cool. You never look near the ground, ever....

Ever ever ever. But, that is because winners never look down, they just look up, to the amazing goals they have set in the future. Yeah, and that shaking in your hands? That's just from anticipation. Of course.]

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[supbroski.livejournal.com]

[ Looking up at you. ]

So, are you trying to fly up there?

Oh god, are you what I think you are?

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

...F...Fly? Hell no, I'm just...chillin'. [He shrugs, eyes still staying away from the ground, enjoying the beautiful ruffling of the leaves...]

the best witch of time you have ever seen C: hi

[supbroski.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, because I chill in trees all the time. I getcha.

[ Sarcasm is a girl's best friend. She hasn't actually climbed a tree before but it looks kind of fun so she finds the lowest limb and scales it. ]

So my broseph, how's the weather up there?

Oh my LORD. MirrorTavros despises Dave to the point of wanting him dead, I wonder how this'll go.

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[Why is this female coming up here, must be his wicked charm, how can she NOT come on to him? Honestly? Tavros manages a sly smile, hands still death gripped on he limb under him, closing his eyes with a smug shrug.]

Weather's fine, so fine in fact, and with my bitchen' new company how can a troll complain? [He puts on a wider smile, though, something about this person is really throwing him off... Who the fuck IS this?]

who even knows. she wishes she could be a cool Strider.

[supbroski.livejournal.com]

[ Oblivious to come ons? Jade is! She nods briefly, scaling the next limb like a monkey. This was kind of fun. ]

Oh so that's what's with the horns on the sides of your head. I was about to tell you that you might wanna get them checked out, but since you're a troll I guess it's natural. Hold up, I'll be there in a sec.

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

[Danny was just out for a walk and happened to pass by a tree where an unusual amount of rustling was going on. That must be one big-ass bird in there.

Oh wait no. Just some weird gray horned kid.

...Wait, what?]

Hey! Uhh...are you okay up there?

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[Not looking down, looking down is for losers.]

Oh yeah, peachy. It's fucking sweet as cake up in this bitch.

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

Really now.

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

Yep. [Nope.]

What's it to ya?

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

[Shrug.]

Nothing, I guess. I was just wondering what you were doing up there, but maybe you want some help getting down?

[fierybluebird]

[A wild Marco appears! In the very branch next to him, perched in full human form with wings all tucked away. Aside from appearing like a ghostly ninja who can fly, nothing out of the ordinary here.]

I didn't take you for a tree climber, mate.

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[HOLY FLYING FUCK.]

[Tavros > FLIP A DICK AND ALMOST FALL.]

[OKAY, you do that, holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit.]

HUH..f...I...No, I...totally trees m-man. [ >_> ]

[fierybluebird]

[Catches his arm just in case. And then looks REALLY REALLY concerned.]

Sorry, what?

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

...[BREATH.]

Nothing.

[fierybluebird]

So what are you doing up here? Just checking out the breeze?

[Perched like a birdie in human form.]

[werepanther]

[It'd been a while since Tom'd seen someone stuck in a tree like this. Especially since he's pretty sure that kid's not going to like the journey down. Hang on, he's headed straight for the... weird not-human with horns (is there even a name for his species?).]

You enjoying the weather up there, kid?

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's bloody fucking fantastic. [Groan.]

[werepanther]

[Now that he's standing right beside him, Tom holds out his hand as if to say, 'go ahead, climb on me, I'll get you out.'] Just hang on. I'll get you out of there in a jiffy.

... Unless you'd rather have me use para-magic?

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[DEAD PAN STARE.]

W..w..what!?

[werepanther]

There's two ways you're going down: either you climb onto my back and we jump or I cast Float on you. Which one do you want?

[livebymysmile.livejournal.com]

[Just walking along, minding his own business when suddenly troll in a tree. That's...not something you see every day.]

What are trees the new bridges or something? [Bad joke, but he doesn't care.]

[Totally just going to hang out here under the tree and spend some time talking to his new captive audience. This should be fun.]

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[His eye twitches but he is not looking down bro, nope. You're not worth it, that's the only reason.]

[livebymysmile.livejournal.com]

[Captive audience? He could get used to this.]

Because if that's the case you're going about this all wrong. What happened to shouting at the people who passed by or jumping down at them? You're totally not scary enough.

Even the goats wont't be afraid of a troll cowering up in a tree like a stuck kitten you know.

[Yeah. This is going to go well isn't it?]

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[Ugh.]

I have no interest in being a jackass right now, thanks. Now scram.

[Ugh.]

And if goats are my problem I'd just MAKE them shove off.

[Ugh, who2e thii2 douchebag?]

[livebymysmile.livejournal.com]

[Okay, okay. He's done being a troll for now. Honest.]

Seriously pal, you need some help? It's easier getting into a tree than it is getting out.

[He's not a total jerk, honest.]