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[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[FUCK.]

[Make a mental note you dumbass, trees seem a lot less high up when you're on the ground, once you're in the bloody thing it's a different story.]

[You're Tavros, and you are now stuck in a tree on campus. You've been up there for probably 3 hours now, trying not to look at the ground, trying to look like you WANT to be up there for the rest of your life. You're cool, everything is cool. You never look near the ground, ever....

Ever ever ever. But, that is because winners never look down, they just look up, to the amazing goals they have set in the future. Yeah, and that shaking in your hands? That's just from anticipation. Of course.]

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[supbroski.livejournal.com]

[ Looking up at you. ]

So, are you trying to fly up there?

Oh god, are you what I think you are?

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

...F...Fly? Hell no, I'm just...chillin'. [He shrugs, eyes still staying away from the ground, enjoying the beautiful ruffling of the leaves...]

the best witch of time you have ever seen C: hi

[supbroski.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, because I chill in trees all the time. I getcha.

[ Sarcasm is a girl's best friend. She hasn't actually climbed a tree before but it looks kind of fun so she finds the lowest limb and scales it. ]

So my broseph, how's the weather up there?

Oh my LORD. MirrorTavros despises Dave to the point of wanting him dead, I wonder how this'll go.

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[Why is this female coming up here, must be his wicked charm, how can she NOT come on to him? Honestly? Tavros manages a sly smile, hands still death gripped on he limb under him, closing his eyes with a smug shrug.]

Weather's fine, so fine in fact, and with my bitchen' new company how can a troll complain? [He puts on a wider smile, though, something about this person is really throwing him off... Who the fuck IS this?]

who even knows. she wishes she could be a cool Strider.

[supbroski.livejournal.com]

[ Oblivious to come ons? Jade is! She nods briefly, scaling the next limb like a monkey. This was kind of fun. ]

Oh so that's what's with the horns on the sides of your head. I was about to tell you that you might wanna get them checked out, but since you're a troll I guess it's natural. Hold up, I'll be there in a sec.

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[Hey man, he whips out flirtatious comments like a beaver makes dams, it's just in his nature, he doesn't even notice it anymore himself. He doesn't look to her as she moves up the tree, eyes still closed, leaning into the main trunk a little bit.]

...Hold up you'll be there in a sec? A bro don't need no soomka muckin' about his space, but if you want to get real polly I'm sure I can oblige.

[supbroski.livejournal.com]

What the hell is a soomka?

[ A few ninja-esque flips through the tree branches and she's sitting on the opposite side of the trunk from him. ]

Sup.

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[Here we go again, Tavros rolls his eyes after opening them, shrugged his shoulders closer to him. He's been in this fucking tree for hours, at least he's getting a little used to it...even if he hasn't looked down at all. You'd be surprised how well that works! It's like he's not even high in a tree close to falling and breaking anything! Not that he's scared of that or anything.]

OIiiii, soomka, dame, lady, lass, belle, devotchka, baby, doll, ptitsa, blonde, chick, woman, mistress, skirt, maid, ette, yada yada, and the vernacular train chugs on. Sheesh, people here got not sense to learn lingo, I tell ya.

[He does manage to watch her climb up the tree a bit, as she gets closer to the branch he's on and he doesn't have to look down that much, colour him a little impressed.]

Not much. So who the fuck are ya anyways?

[supbroski.livejournal.com]

Hey look, I'm up on the cool lingo. Idk about you, but calling a girl a skirt isn't gonna fly nowadays. Also I'm not any sort of lass, get that out of your head.

[ Fixing him with A Look but though the sunglasses it's pretty ineffective. ]

Name's Jade. You?

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

[Danny was just out for a walk and happened to pass by a tree where an unusual amount of rustling was going on. That must be one big-ass bird in there.

Oh wait no. Just some weird gray horned kid.

...Wait, what?]

Hey! Uhh...are you okay up there?

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

Skirt's just another name, words don't mean shit as long as you don't put too much jack behind it. [Another shrug.]

...Jade? [...Hm okay he knew she looks familiar.]

Also, you know what the fuck a troll is, you meet our kind here or in some other universe? Ooiii, let me guess, another dimension?

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[Not looking down, looking down is for losers.]

Oh yeah, peachy. It's fucking sweet as cake up in this bitch.

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

Really now.

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

Yep. [Nope.]

What's it to ya?

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

[Shrug.]

Nothing, I guess. I was just wondering what you were doing up there, but maybe you want some help getting down?

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[Pause.]

I ain't need shit. Help would make it seem like I was having a problem. This malchick ain't never have problems.

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? Because it kind of sounds like you are having a problem.

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? Because it kind of sounds like you are having a problem.

[supbroski.livejournal.com]

Hey, you know, that's not--

[ And she shuts up right there. She still has beef about that, but decides to save it for when she's on the ground and not trying to fly. ]

Yeah, that's the name. And -- you, so that's what you look like? Jesus, you guys are weird! I always thought you were just kids on the internet dicking around but it makes sense now. So which one are you, green? Blue? Red?

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

...Jade. Like, Jade Harley? Shit girl you look a fuck ton diff- Er. [Hand>chin]

Tell me about the other humans from your session, and about the trolls you chatted up, er well, chatted you up. [This is NOT the Jade he knows... And since he already knows HE is from another dimension when compared to the other trolls and humans here, this Jade might be as well. Though, was she from the dimension the others here were from? As far as he could tell their dimension was the same fucking thing as his, except he was a pussy there...]

I'm orange, or brown, er whatev. The hemospectrum means shit to me.

[supbroski.livejournal.com]

Um. No, that's not my name. [ What was he on about? She's confused. ] John's the green-eyed robobuilder.

And I haven't really talked to a ton of them, 'cept to block them. But there's one, his name's Eridan, he's...okay, I guess. Another Time player, though a nosy ass sometimes. And then some guy who types in all caps and eights, and -- [ Wait, brown! She laughs. ] So you're Vriskwhatever? The chica that Dave's been talking to?

1/2

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[ . . . . . . . ]

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

...No. Eridan is a depressing quadrant whore who mind you, sucks at BEING a quadrant whore.

And FUCK NO, I am not Vriska...

Ugh, okay, so you are from another dimension then, got it.

I'M Tavros. Jegus CHRIST.

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

...Sounds? How the fuck does it sound like I'm having a problem?

[supbroski.livejournal.com]

Well yeah he seems kinda desperate, but he's got the whole time thing going on, so I don't blame him because time's a bitch.

[ . . . ]

Dunno who you are. Just to clear things up, 'm Jade Strider.