♉ [Action] oH, dEAR GOD,

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[Well fuck.]

[Yes, that start off was completely necessary.]

[You wanna know why? Well I'll tell ya.]

[Trolls are fucking...horrible man, horrible. Tavros actually just, wants to make it through his day without see any of them, besides himself, of course, why wouldn't he want to see that gorgeous mug of his. But lately some shit has been going down, and boy, it... is pretty terrible. He might be a shining example of confidence in text, but, in person? He has every right to be acting like this.]

[And when I say like this, I mean dodging and weaving around corners of things, like, we're talking secret stealth agent and everything. Tavros is trying his best to make sure he knows what and who is around him as he makes his way from building to building, and soon, thankfully, gets into the building he needs to end up in. That takes out one threat, Vriska and her silly fucking flying shenanigans.]

[Still have to try and hide from threat two, Equius. Oh...god he does not want to run into him. Tavros just wants to get to his class, like...and hour early, but still. It's a haven, he won't have to worry about anything with a teacher right there. And god he probably looks ridiculous dodging and weaving around everything, it really is quite hard to do with those horns of his.]

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[redcinemareel]

...what are you doing? [Appears like she just popped up right behind him. She's on her way to LEA 101 when she spots her horny little friend playing hide and go seek by himself.]

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

IIEEE-! [He leaps away and turns quickly to stare at her.]

[Oh...Grell..]

[Ahem.]

[He straightens himself, looking from side to side quickly before smiling in her direction.]

N-nothing love, just... A bit of stealth practice.

[Cause he's in the covert op class and everything. No, no he is not.]

[redcinemareel]

You should practice controlling your nerves. [So jumpy!] Hiding from anyone?

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

No, of course not.

...

...You see any trolls around lately? Besides me?

[redcinemareel]

[So smooth, Tav.]

Not in the last day, I believe. Merely in passing. [Giggles softly] You lot are a bit hard to MISS.

[moirailcompass]

[Well that is rather strange.

Nepeta is going to try and stalk him for a bit, attempting to go unnoticed for now.]

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[Oooooh, fuck no, he is watching like a hawk.]

[But it does take him a little bit before he notices someone is following him, not sure who yet, but he freezes, his eyes wide as he looks around.]

[WHOOSH.]

[Take a pencil sharpener to the face whoever is following him!]

[moirailcompass]

[BONK]

[The pencil sharpener finds its mark hitting her right on the nose. She was more surprised than hurt by it but stray pencil make her sneeze.]

Ehehe, wow Tavros you really are jumpy.

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

I....Nepeta.

[Gonna just, very quickly straighten himself up. Yeah, he wasn't...doing anything, he's not jumpy, hell no. He's one smooth motherfucker. Tavros smiles in her direction and then... stops.]

[He looks around quickly.]

[Nepeta is Equius's moirail. FU, okay okay, it'll be okay, they're not like, connected at the hip or anything. Just keep your eyes out. Stay smooth of course. Gotta keep cool.]

I'm not jumpy, it's just... A game, yeah. But I guess i can stop playing for now. What's up Nep?

[moirailcompass]

[She raised a skeptical eyebrow at him, not believing that for a second but hey. If he didn't want to tell her she could respect that.



Maybe. For now.]

Not much. Just trying not to be booored in his place. I was just heading back to my cave but if you're playing a game then I want in. [not that she thought there was one but hey maybe they could actually do something together.]

[fierybluebird]

[Arches an eyebrow.]

What are you up to?

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

Um...I'm just.

Going to class. [He smiles to him, having seen him near, so thankfully he had prepared himself, standing tall and not at all worried he was going to run into anyone he didn't want to...nope..]

[fierybluebird]

Not lost are you?

[Decides to just chalk up the weird behavior as possibly being normal for Tavros. Because really, how would he know?]

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[True.]

'Course I'm not lost, I know this place like the back of my thumbs, SHEESH. I hope I didn't leave the room in too much of a mess on my way out, kinda in a hurry.

[fierybluebird]

Eh, it'll be fine.

[Hopefully. Marco's a bit of a neat freak sometimes, but he'll just pick it up and hope Tavros doesn't mind.]

also additional tags might not happen until tomorrow derp

[ragesnake.livejournal.com]

[Oh, whoops, then it's probably gonna freak you out when Karkat sort of materializes out of some nondescript shadow a handful of feet to your left. He spends most of his time skulking around in the shadows because fuck this diurnal bullshit, he likes shade. He's also not notices you yet, Tavros, skulking along like normal.]

No problem, tag whenever.

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

OH FUCK.

[Sudden troll right there, wait, too short to be Equius and it's got no tits so, oh, hey it's Karkat. Deep breath kiddo, aaannnddd settled, okay, good.]

Uh, heeeeeey Karcrap! How's it shakin'?

/tags now for great justice

[ragesnake.livejournal.com]

[No way he didn't hear that loud exclamation, and he turns slowly to give Tavros a pretty incredulous look.]

What kind of retarded phrase is "how's it shakin'", robocop?

ROBOCOP /lmfAo

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

...Robocop? Okay, yeah, I like that, let's stick with that, Officer Lewis. [Snicker.]

What cha doing shuffling around the halls like a real bolnoy bugga?

♥

[ragesnake.livejournal.com]

Like a what, Tavros?

[dumpsterdives.livejournal.com]

[ Just watching him go. Amused forever. ]

Dude, what the fuck are you even doing?

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[WAH-! Christ what's with all these people messing with him? Oh right, he's awesome, could never forget that. Tavros unrattles himself and smiles her way.]

Nothing love, nothing. And yoouuu~?

I am the slowest tagger lately. Sorry! :/

[dumpsterdives.livejournal.com]

[ Eyeroll. ]

Call me 'love' one more time and I'll put my cigarette out in your eye, fucktard. [ ...she's only half-kidding. ] I'm watching you sneak around like you're in a 007 movie. Did you kick a teacher the balls or something?

[ She hopes he did, because that'd be lulzy. ]

Sokay man.

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

Oi oi, fine, if the riley devotchka is gonna take it like a bearcat I'll simmer down, cripes.

And god I wish that was all I did. [YEEESH.]

I'm having some... black rom problems.

:3b

[dumpsterdives.livejournal.com]

[ ...a long pause. ]

Tav, are you high?