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[Well fuck.]

[Yes, that start off was completely necessary.]

[You wanna know why? Well I'll tell ya.]

[Trolls are fucking...horrible man, horrible. Tavros actually just, wants to make it through his day without see any of them, besides himself, of course, why wouldn't he want to see that gorgeous mug of his. But lately some shit has been going down, and boy, it... is pretty terrible. He might be a shining example of confidence in text, but, in person? He has every right to be acting like this.]

[And when I say like this, I mean dodging and weaving around corners of things, like, we're talking secret stealth agent and everything. Tavros is trying his best to make sure he knows what and who is around him as he makes his way from building to building, and soon, thankfully, gets into the building he needs to end up in. That takes out one threat, Vriska and her silly fucking flying shenanigans.]

[Still have to try and hide from threat two, Equius. Oh...god he does not want to run into him. Tavros just wants to get to his class, like...and hour early, but still. It's a haven, he won't have to worry about anything with a teacher right there. And god he probably looks ridiculous dodging and weaving around everything, it really is quite hard to do with those horns of his.]

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Not lost are you?

[Decides to just chalk up the weird behavior as possibly being normal for Tavros. Because really, how would he know?]

[True.]

'Course I'm not lost, I know this place like the back of my thumbs, SHEESH. I hope I didn't leave the room in too much of a mess on my way out, kinda in a hurry.

Eh, it'll be fine.

[Hopefully. Marco's a bit of a neat freak sometimes, but he'll just pick it up and hope Tavros doesn't mind.]

[Tavros is actually pretty neat too, he's serious when he says he was in a rush.] Aight, I don't normally leave shit laying around, so I figured I'd let ya know.

[Nods his head.] Having trouble adjusting to the hours here?

Like you wouldn't believe! Shit man, like the Alternian sun was horrible, so this sun ain't nothing like it, but still, damn. Really wish I could sleep normal.

What about you?

I'm lucky. I've always been a bit of an early bird, eh.

[He will make a thousand million bird references. orz]

[UGH, BIRD REFERENCES. He'll deal, he makes a shit ton of other references.]

Oh well, la-dee-da. I'll keep that in mind. Hope you like coffee, because I'm gonna be drinking that shit like I breath air.

I can make you some green tea before you wake up in the mornings if you'd like.

We had a month of nightmares here where I eventually opted to try not to sleep.

...We?

And hell, that'd be nice to wake up to man.

[Gestures a finger around to everywhere.] The Garden.

All right, not a problem then.

...Is shit like that hitting everyone at once normal here?

Pretty much, yes. It's a side effect of the Time Compression. For a couple of weeks I was on permanent haste and nothing could remove it. Which isn't so bad I guess since some others had worse effects.

I think the nightmares were the worst for me... just because I never get them normally. [Glances away, clearly not the whole story, but whatever.]

Hmm...well trolls already got themselves an earful a nightmares. Wonder what would make them any worse? But you say time compression? That's the tomfoolery that got use here in the first place right?

It does other shit too? Jegus.

It does a lot of things. Side effects I guess. The nightmares were more like... memories. Like people's brains couldn't figure out what time they were in, eh? And reliving things. Another time, people wound up viewing or rather, inside someone's memories -- that was plenty confusing, eh. The whole thing is weird. And I'm from the New World, I'm used to weird.

Hmm, I guess I'll stay prepared for anything weird then, aye? I can deal with whatever this place has to throw at me, no lie.

Glad to hear it mate. I can't say we've lost a lot of people, most of the effects aren't too dangerous at least -- just frustrating.

Maybe it makes it more amusing to be here then. Gotta say it sounds real horrorshow to watch people muckin' about with silly bobbles ringing around in their head. As long as I can keep my own dogs at bay, heh.

I'm sure you'll manage, eh? And if nothing else, give a little whistle and I'll help out where I can.

Oh, thanks man, I really appreciate it. [Thumbs up.]

Anytime.

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