♉ [Action] oH, dEAR GOD,

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[Well fuck.]

[Yes, that start off was completely necessary.]

[You wanna know why? Well I'll tell ya.]

[Trolls are fucking...horrible man, horrible. Tavros actually just, wants to make it through his day without see any of them, besides himself, of course, why wouldn't he want to see that gorgeous mug of his. But lately some shit has been going down, and boy, it... is pretty terrible. He might be a shining example of confidence in text, but, in person? He has every right to be acting like this.]

[And when I say like this, I mean dodging and weaving around corners of things, like, we're talking secret stealth agent and everything. Tavros is trying his best to make sure he knows what and who is around him as he makes his way from building to building, and soon, thankfully, gets into the building he needs to end up in. That takes out one threat, Vriska and her silly fucking flying shenanigans.]

[Still have to try and hide from threat two, Equius. Oh...god he does not want to run into him. Tavros just wants to get to his class, like...and hour early, but still. It's a haven, he won't have to worry about anything with a teacher right there. And god he probably looks ridiculous dodging and weaving around everything, it really is quite hard to do with those horns of his.]

Comments

[dumpsterdives.livejournal.com]

[ Enumerating with her fingers: ]

What the christ is a 'riley devotchka', and 'black rom' sounds like something you'd buy in a back alley from a guy called Sasha.

...and is 'think pan' seriously a thing?

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[ . . . ]

[Exasperated sigh.]

Devotchka, girl, soomka, bird, lass, lady, flappa, dame, madam, maid, doll, toots, ptitsa, woman, cheena, lass, gal, skirt, chick, babe. And a black rom is also known as a black romance. It's a relationship quadrant trolls have. ...Like, you guys have boyfriends and girlfriends and that shit, we have matesprits and kismesises, er red roms and black roms.

And yes, think pan's yer skull mush, ya dig? [Pointing at his temple, rolling his eyes. Seriously, he has to explain his slang at least twice a day.]

[dumpsterdives.livejournal.com]

[ Tavros, the seventies are calling. They want their words back. ]

...right, okay, whatever. You still didn't explain why you're running.

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[Hey, he jumped around human time and learned shit all at once while bored as hell in the Veil, he can say whatever he wants whenever.]

I did, clean the grub sauce outta yer ears chika. Black rom. Someone is aiming for one with me and I'd like to not push at it more. [Shudder.]

The last thing I want is that overgrown freak hatesnogging my maw.

[dumpsterdives.livejournal.com]

[ She will sit him down and have him explain troll culture to her someday. Today is not that day.

She is pretty amused at the idea of someone being in big gay love with Tavros, though. ]

Awww, that's cute. So, who is this guy?

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[He'll explain it, no problem, hopefully she can keep up.]

UGH, Cute??! Yeah, if you like big, mean, and sweats waterfalls, sure. And he's no one, really, his existence is meaningless, and I'd like to keep it that way before it turns into anything worse, god forbid I start hating him back. Hell to the no.

[dumpsterdives.livejournal.com]

Fine, he does kinda sound like a creep. How'd you meet him--and what's wrong with hating someone you...don't like?

[ Hatemance is always the tough one, isn't it. ]

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

UGH. [He pushes at his temples for a moment, soon putting his hands in his pockets as he leans back again the wall close to him.]

I met him like I met the rest of my brood group, he knows a guy, I know, born in the same hatch period, yada yada. But ANYWAYS.

There's a lot wrong with hating someone, unless it's a 'platonic' hate. But..hate is harder to get in platonic doses. 'Member how I said trolls have different romances? Well the black one is like love, but the opposite. An extreme hate, someone you thrive off hurting and making their life fucking miserable.

They're like... a girlfriend of boyfriend you have to vent all your anger and hate into, opposite from a girlfriend or boyfriend you put all that pussy happy shit with. Trolls need both, one person for hate and one person for pity...er love, or whatever the fuck.