Fashion Police! We're on CODE RED!

[redcinemareel]

Citizens of the Garden!

This is the first fashion column for us, isn't it? It certainly won't be the last by the looks of everyone's dress. Really, who said that all these colors would make a perfect combination with navy? But, that's neither here, nor there. Thank goodness for the option to wear what we choose. It's quite a luxury for a military school.

Speaking of choosing what to wear, here's some advice. I'll try to make it as friendly as possible.

1. Be true to your skin tone. Not every color will suit you! How will you know? You'll just have to try out every shade that suits you until you get it right. Or just have a female eye help you out. Also, proper skin care will go a long way. Cleanse, exfoliate, tone. You're welcome.

2. Patterns are your friends, don't abuse them. Depending on the style, you can work with two different patterns. Throwing on three or more, and people will be throwing up on you!

3. This is more for us ladies, but men may use this if it suits them. Makeup is meant to enhance your own natural beauty, not make you into an unrecognizable being. Does anyone here eat over ten of those 'hot dogs' in one sitting? Of course not! (Or I hope not!) It would go straight to your thighs! It's also unsightly, so please don't do it. The keyword here is MODERATION, ladies (and gents?).

4. Hair! My favorite topic. A good majority of students (and dare I say, faculty too? You bet!) suffer from the harsh winter season. Or...perhaps you are just suffering all the time, I'm unable to tell. BUT the first step in getting your hair into better shape is by treating your body right! Water, exercise, a proper diet, SUNLIGHT (I see you, my fellow computer scientists!) will set your hair on the path to recovery! Oh, and washing wouldn't hurt, too. Get a good lather going!

And we are are coming to the grand finale of this column. How to spice up your wardrobe. Why not add a splash of color to a hat by adding a pin? Or how about wearing a shirt that isn't grey, black, tan, or white, gentlemen (pending you follow the advice in #1 above)? Just incorporating even a bit of color can perk up your entire look, and maybe even your life, for the better! What color would I suggest, you ask? Why, red of course~. ♥

I'll be back again, hopefully covering fashion Dos and Don'ts for field work. Covering everything from espionage to blending in while undercover to what to wear for ballroom dancing.

- Grell ♥

Comments

[fierybluebird]

Ace liked to eat ten hot dogs in one go. More like fifty if someone let him.

[redcinemareel]

Friends don't let friends do that! The horror!

[fierybluebird]

Well, he's a D. You should see how many pies Teach would go through. Basically enough to make you never want to eat it ever again.

[redcinemareel]

A 'D'? Is that some sort of bra size? [Totally not getting jealous over here.]

[gyrocopter.livejournal.com]

Hey... the hair care, the red, the patterns...

Damn. I think I like your sense of fashion already. I think I'll get to like you.

[redcinemareel]

Ah~...another kindred spirit! I can tell you have good taste already.

[gyrocopter.livejournal.com]

More than enough. Heh, gotta give props to a guy who can recognize good taste. Gotta keep fashionable. One of the most important things in life.

So... Grell, huh? [To himself, he thinks, "I wonder if all the names are weird around here."] Call me Goose. You know, guys of wealth and taste oughta stick together and know each other.

[redcinemareel]

1. I'm a lady. Please do not forget this. Or else.

2. Yes, we must stick together~! [Wealth means shopping!] Goose? How did you come across such a title?

[shops-a-lot.livejournal.com]

I don't really have anything to add except that I think you should be in charge of all of Fashion Club's columns. I'll contribute material, though.

[redcinemareel]

It's long overdue for my talents to be acknowledged! I shall accept the challenge and promise to not disappoint.

[turnip-rage.livejournal.com]

I was wondering why it was so quiet lately. I thought you'd gone.

[]

[redcinemareel]

I was simply preoccupied with someone. Really, there are far better things in life than to make your life hell.

...but it is a pastime of mine.

[That's sad, Espio, but not surprising. It's ON!]

[turnip-rage.livejournal.com]

You're very good at wasting your time, aren't you?

[redcinemareel]

Look who's talking.

Placeholder for when I get back

[rebellingheart]

I'm pretty sure ten hot dogs would be nothing to Zell. I guess all that working out he does pays off, because you couldn't tell by looking at him.

You've actually got some good advice. I think you should stick to the fashion advice not the relationship advice in the future, it's clearly your calling.

~Rinoa

yay! :D

[redcinemareel]

At least he works out. He's excused.

Luckily you're not an editor, because I would seriously doubt your judgment. Thank you, nonetheless, sweetie!

-♥

[rebellingheart]

Don't most Garden students? Even technology majors still have to pass all the physical classes after all, right?

You just come from a different time than I do, that's all. I still think it's perfectly fine for a girl to go after a guy. Especially if he's really thick-headed about things.

[turnaboutmentor.livejournal.com]

[redcinemareel]

It was my pleasure!

-♥

[turnaboutmentor.livejournal.com]

[hotpinkwhirlwind]

This couldn't have come a moment too soon!

- Sharpay

[redcinemareel]

Just wait til the weather gets warmer. I have a little something for then, and it'll really knock your socks off!

-♥

[lovesthehero.livejournal.com]

I didn't know people had so many rules about something as simple as clothes. Is this why the clothes humans wear are always so tight and restricting?

[redcinemareel]

...you must be male, correct?

[lovesthehero.livejournal.com]

[It honestly takes some time for her to answer.]

I don't think I've ever been confused for a male before. I'm most certainly not a guy.


Oh! I forgot to sign this last time didn't I? Sorry. I haven't been using technology for a while so I got out of the habit again.

Deedlit, Instructor for Dance/Paramagic and Junctioning