http://catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] witchesreign2011-01-30 09:54 pm

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Dear tall human beast-things,

I require your DNA. It's for, eh, homework. Do not bother resisting. According to the "biology" class, you have many sampling methods to choose from.

ZIM

[derp derp, Espio's supposed to be unconscious]

[identity profile] deundeaded.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
You have an unusual manner of addressing people. However, I must ask which instructor has assigned this homework - I do not recall any such assignment during my time as a cadet.

[identity profile] deundeaded.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
I see. For which class?

[identity profile] deundeaded.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Then I shall discuss it with one of the biology instructors.

[identity profile] noble-pride.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[This request is reminding him of Kurotsuchi Mayuri. This is never a good thing.]

Explain this homework of yours.

[identity profile] noble-pride.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
No, cadet. I do not. Homework varies subject by subject. Explain the details of your assignment and why it would be necessary to procure samples of the student body's DNA.

[identity profile] noble-pride.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
It is not a cadet's place to give orders to an instructor, cadet Zim. Explain yourself.

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werepanther: ([tom] is that so?)

[personal profile] werepanther 2011-02-01 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
You sure you don't mean the blood-testing lab? Because DNA sampling's a little advanced, even for Garden.

- Instructor Bronson
werepanther: (oh you've gotta be kidding me)

[personal profile] werepanther 2011-02-02 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
It is? Then would you mind showing me how to do it? [He has a legit reason for this: Tom failed the blood-sampling test. Go figure.]
werepanther: (sorry 'bout that man)

[personal profile] werepanther 2011-02-02 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
You've never done anything for the sake of doing it? Man. I'm almost tempted to call your teacher and ask him about this assignment.

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fierybluebird: (thinking)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-02-01 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
What if it's not completely human?
fierybluebird: [Marco arching an eyebrow leaning on an arm with blue background] (Nurse)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-02-03 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
All right. Where are you taking it, the nurse's?
fierybluebird: [Marco arching an eyebrow leaning on an arm with blue background] (Is that so?)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-02-03 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, how much do you need?

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[identity profile] lostmyhyperion.livejournal.com 2011-02-02 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Come and get some.

[Not literally. It's an invitation to scratch him, something Seifer's confident Zim can't do.]

[identity profile] lostmyhyperion.livejournal.com 2011-02-05 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't say I'd volunteer.

You're welcome to try and get some from me, however.

[identity profile] lostmyhyperion.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Not a challenge. A threat.

I'd like to see you come anywhere close to me and live.