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[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

Dear tall human beast-things,

I require your DNA. It's for, eh, homework. Do not bother resisting. According to the "biology" class, you have many sampling methods to choose from.

ZIM

Comments

[derp derp, Espio's supposed to be unconscious]

[deundeaded.livejournal.com]

You have an unusual manner of addressing people. However, I must ask which instructor has assigned this homework - I do not recall any such assignment during my time as a cadet.

Garden equivalent of sleeptexting

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

Call it...extra credit.

[deundeaded.livejournal.com]

I see. For which class?

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

Biology.

[deundeaded.livejournal.com]

Then I shall discuss it with one of the biology instructors.

[noble-pride.livejournal.com]

[This request is reminding him of Kurotsuchi Mayuri. This is never a good thing.]

Explain this homework of yours.

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

It's like all other normal homework...you know.

[noble-pride.livejournal.com]

No, cadet. I do not. Homework varies subject by subject. Explain the details of your assignment and why it would be necessary to procure samples of the student body's DNA.

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

Do not question ZIM!

[noble-pride.livejournal.com]

It is not a cadet's place to give orders to an instructor, cadet Zim. Explain yourself.

[werepanther]

You sure you don't mean the blood-testing lab? Because DNA sampling's a little advanced, even for Garden.

- Instructor Bronson

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

Nonsense! It's simple.

[werepanther]

It is? Then would you mind showing me how to do it? [He has a legit reason for this: Tom failed the blood-sampling test. Go figure.]

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

And why would I do that, Earth stink?

[werepanther]

You've never done anything for the sake of doing it? Man. I'm almost tempted to call your teacher and ask him about this assignment.

[fierybluebird]

What if it's not completely human?

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

It'll do.

[fierybluebird]

All right. Where are you taking it, the nurse's?

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

Location doesn't matter.

[fierybluebird]

Well, how much do you need?

[lostmyhyperion.livejournal.com]

Come and get some.

[Not literally. It's an invitation to scratch him, something Seifer's confident Zim can't do.]

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

Finally, a volunteer!

[lostmyhyperion.livejournal.com]

I didn't say I'd volunteer.

You're welcome to try and get some from me, however.

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

You're challenging ZIM?

[lostmyhyperion.livejournal.com]

Not a challenge. A threat.

I'd like to see you come anywhere close to me and live.