|| 01 || the hallways || event ||

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

[Zim is new here, so when all hell breaks loose on his first day at this place, he's confused. (And annoyed that he doesn't have the technology to join in on the fun.) But after this long, he's growing bored of slashing at puny monsters with his PAK legs, so he grabs the person nearest him to interrogate.]

You! Stinkbeast! Tell me: is this school usually so...screamy? [He looks at his surroundings in disgust. These humans are so incompetent.]

Comments

[blastiaphilia.livejournal.com]

Get off me, you little runt!

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[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

[Oh, how he dodges! With a scream, he ducks and barrel rolls out of the way.]

Foolish stink girl! Who do you think you are, shooting fire at Zim?! [He shakes his fist at her angrily.]

[blastiaphilia.livejournal.com]

Who do you think you are, grabbing me and calling me a "stinkbeast," you little green worm?

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

I am ZIM! Weren't you paying attention?

[fierybluebird]

Yeah, pretty much, eh.

[It's not, but Marco isn't always nice when he's called a stinkbeast.]

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

Just as I thought. Disgusting.

[fierybluebird]

You could always try to go live on your own, eh.

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

Don't be stupid; that would be boring. [He waves his hand dismissively at Marco in response to the idea.]

[haha-steelguard.livejournal.com]

Um, who are you?

[Zim? Were you looking when you grabbed? Snow is 6' freakin' 7"!]

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

[No. No, he was not looking. But he definitely is now and the fact that he has to crane his neck so far back to see his face makes Zim's height complex kick in.]

Uh...

[haha-steelguard.livejournal.com]

[Aww, the poor new cadet must be shy!]

Hi there. I'm Snow.

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

[Zim stares for just a bit longer, then clears his throat with a cough.]

Why are you...so very tall?

[dragon-savior.livejournal.com]

Not usually... Then again, we don't usually have monsters roaming the halls.

[He jerks his wrist out of Zim's hand.]

Go find Instructor Snow, it's safer near the infirmary.

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

Good. I would hope this sort of thing isn't common.

Don't be ridiculous. I am perfectly safe.

[dragon-savior.livejournal.com]

If you say so... At least be careful, alright?

[redcinemareel]

...stinkbeast?

[SCOWLS]

How dare you insult a lady!

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

Hehn?

[redcinemareel]

...is that all you have to say? [That isn't even a comprehensible comeback.]

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes, it is.

[wrnpcs]

[Girl B of the trio gives a scream at being suddenly grabbed while she was in the middle of running away from the monsters with her two friends.] H-HELP! Someone! I'm being attacked!!

[Girl C and A of the trio come in then and make to grab at Zim to pull him off, but they both stop when they see him, both girls recoiling.] What are you? [Asks Girl A in a snide, disgusted tone.]

[Girl B tries not to flail, and shrieks:] Don't just stand there! Get it off of me!

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

Eh? What? Filthy stink girls, I am a completely normal human.

[wrnpcs]

You can't be. [Girl A.]

Yeah! You look really weird to be a human. [Girl C.]

[Girl A just stands there, caught still by Zim.] I'm still here! Hello?

sobbing forever I'm so late ): have another hideous tag

[lostmyhyperion.livejournal.com]

[There's what clearly looks like an insect grabbing him and squeaking away.]

Get off me you hideous bug.

nah man it's fine \o\

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

Answer the queston!

Re: nah man it's fine \o\

[lostmyhyperion.livejournal.com]

Not as screamy as you are.

Now get off before I leave you for dead.