|| 01 || the hallways || event ||

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

[Zim is new here, so when all hell breaks loose on his first day at this place, he's confused. (And annoyed that he doesn't have the technology to join in on the fun.) But after this long, he's growing bored of slashing at puny monsters with his PAK legs, so he grabs the person nearest him to interrogate.]

You! Stinkbeast! Tell me: is this school usually so...screamy? [He looks at his surroundings in disgust. These humans are so incompetent.]

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[blastiaphilia.livejournal.com]

Get off me, you little runt!

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[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

[Oh, how he dodges! With a scream, he ducks and barrel rolls out of the way.]

Foolish stink girl! Who do you think you are, shooting fire at Zim?! [He shakes his fist at her angrily.]

[blastiaphilia.livejournal.com]

Who do you think you are, grabbing me and calling me a "stinkbeast," you little green worm?

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

I am ZIM! Weren't you paying attention?

[blastiaphilia.livejournal.com]

And is being "ZIM" really an excuse for being such an irritating bug?

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

Fool! Zim is no bug!

[blastiaphilia.livejournal.com]

"Zim" has the intelligence of one. Or is that an insult to bugs?

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

Disgusting human. I have more intelligence than you could ever hope to have in your pathetic, wasted life!

[fierybluebird]

Yeah, pretty much, eh.

[It's not, but Marco isn't always nice when he's called a stinkbeast.]

[blastiaphilia.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. Sure. And what accomplishments have you made, you wormy midget?

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[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

[An attack on his height! He pulls himself up to as tall as he can be before responding.] Insolent girl! I have conquered more than--

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[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

...Eh. I mean, it's a secret.

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

Just as I thought. Disgusting.

[fierybluebird]

You could always try to go live on your own, eh.

[haha-steelguard.livejournal.com]

Um, who are you?

[Zim? Were you looking when you grabbed? Snow is 6' freakin' 7"!]

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

[No. No, he was not looking. But he definitely is now and the fact that he has to crane his neck so far back to see his face makes Zim's height complex kick in.]

Uh...

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

Don't be stupid; that would be boring. [He waves his hand dismissively at Marco in response to the idea.]

[fierybluebird]

So if you like the excitement, then sit back and enjoy the ride, eh?

[haha-steelguard.livejournal.com]

[Aww, the poor new cadet must be shy!]

Hi there. I'm Snow.

[blastiaphilia.livejournal.com]

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Right. So basically, you're all force and no brain. You do realise you're talking to a famous genius and researcher, right? I'm the number one expert in blastia. Not that it quite applies here, but it does mean I can do this:

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Champagne!

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

[He screeches again and dodges the attack by jumping to the side. He then pulls himself off the ground and sneers at her.]

I care not about your so-called expertise in these "blast-y" things. Show some respect when talking to an elite soldier and scientist.

[Before she can decide to attack him again, Zim's mechanical spider legs extend from the PAK on his back and he pounces on her, intent on pinning her to the ground.]

[blastiaphilia.livejournal.com]

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Show some respect for your own superiors! How do you expect anyone to care about your accomplishments when you put down everyone else's so easily? Stop being useless and get to fighting monsters!

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

[Zim stares for just a bit longer, then clears his throat with a cough.]

Why are you...so very tall?

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

I am growing bored of even this now. It's been going on too long.

[catastrophicgoo.livejournal.com]

[His legs are easily captured, though he pulls them free by withdrawing them back into his PAK, leaving him lying there on the ground. He growls at her.]

Fool! I've been fighting these beasts for days! If this place had technology more advanced than mere toys, this problem would be solved already.