Haruhi 01 [BBS]

[needs-weird.livejournal.com]

This is my first day in your world, and that's why it's my birthday.

And like any birthday, we have to do it right! I don't know where everything is, so just decorate the lobby with banners and stuff, bring in some party hats and snacks, and make sure there's enough cake for everyone in the Garden by 7pm tonight.

Get to work! Slackers will be punished!

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Comments

[heartcorrupt.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, don't expect much in the way of proper spelling or grammar here, Haruhi.]

[needs-weird.livejournal.com]

I don't remember giving permission to slack off! Go make cake!

[heartcorrupt.livejournal.com]

[fierybluebird]

...

Welcome to the Garden then?

[needs-weird.livejournal.com]

Do you have time to be welcoming people?

[fierybluebird]

Somewhat. I'm busy, I might be able to work in a greeting here or there.

[Deadpan sounding even through text.]

[ready-set-fire.livejournal.com]

Not exactly giving a lot of preparation time, are you?

[needs-weird.livejournal.com]

Well, it has to be done on the day, or it's pointless!

[ready-set-fire.livejournal.com]

Then do it yourself. I'm not doing all that for someone I don't know.

Oh, and happy birthday.

[lilyofthedrills.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday, miss.

[needs-weird.livejournal.com]

You already had yours, right?

[shops-a-lot.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday! I think you might get more people willing to celebrate with you if you didn't start off demanding that people throw you a party.

[needs-weird.livejournal.com]

It's a party for everyone. That's why so much cake is needed!

[shops-a-lot.livejournal.com]

Yes, but you're still making demands and threatening punishment and you didn't give anyone a few days' notice to get things together.

[dragon-savior.livejournal.com]

A lot of people have homework. Not much time for a party.

- Ryu

[needs-weird.livejournal.com]

Lots of homework just means they need a party!

[renzokukens.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday.



- Commander Squall Leonhart

[renzokukens.livejournal.com]

PS. You want to throw a party, you do it in the Quad or the Cafeteria. Keep it out of the Lobby.


- Commander

[needs-weird.livejournal.com]

You're the commander? Really?

Then you should know that if you put a party in a really public place, everyone can join in. Even the faculty! And then when people pass they can just take a piece of cake without having to go all the way to the cafeteria.

Why do you think they do market research on the street?

[watertides.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday! It's a little short notice to have a party thrown together, though, don't you think?

- Katara

[needs-weird.livejournal.com]

Nope! You only need a few hours at most - this sort of thing is best done quickly, otherwise it's pointless.

[xiiicard.livejournal.com]

That's one excuse for having a celebration I hadn't heard before.

[needs-weird.livejournal.com]

Nobody seems interested, though. It's like they think homework is more interesting than having a sudden burst of fun!

[redcinemareel]

...

What kind of punishment?

[needs-weird.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'll figure something out~