Grell Sutcliff ([personal profile] redcinemareel) wrote in [community profile] witchesreign2010-07-26 04:00 am

[BBS/Action]

Attention Ladies of the Garden,

We've approached freedom, and we all want to have a wonderful time having fun~. But, we women should always protect ourselves in this new environment. We're beautiful flowers who should not be trampled upon!

So just keep these points in mind:

1. Never, ever introduce yourself first. Men come to us, don't they? It's only fair that they give their name first too.

2. Check guys for fashion coordination. If they can't figure out that not all patterns go together, they aren't worth our precious time.

3. Stay moisturized. No one likes dry skin.

4. If a man asks your age, you tell him 'I can't marry you', because only your husband should know such vital information! The same goes for weight.

5. If he offers to pay, let him. You can make it up to him later~.

6. Woman's intuition is never wrong. Trust it!

7. Above all else, stay beautiful! Who doesn't want to feel their best? Maintain proper maintenance, and you'll dazzle!

Of course there's so much more, but these are the basics any woman should know. Questions? Leave them here? Adoration? That goes here too~!


From one concerned woman,
Grell
rebellingheart: ([Stubborn] What are you saying?)

[personal profile] rebellingheart 2010-07-27 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
I guess you have a point. We're all from different times, worlds, and all. That does mean that things are different for everyone then too, don't you think?

1. It doesn't make her desperate! It just means she wants to play an active part in her life. Why could anyone would think that a we should just stand there passively? [Hello rebellious streak that lead to leading the timber owls combined with her rather outspoken nature.]

2. I'm beginning to think I don't like your list very much.

4. It's private sure, but how is it vital? It's not like it's that important.
rebellingheart: ([Annoyed] I'm not amused)

[personal profile] rebellingheart 2010-07-27 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
Doesn't that mean that maybe things are a little different now and here so maybe most of them don't even apply anymore? [Congratulations Grell, you've managed to make Rinoa more than a little upset and annoyed. How do you feel?]

1. Loose women.... [A little? Yeah not so much little anymore try a lot.] Loose women? There is clearly much about the female mind that you know nothing about.

2. It shouldn't matter how someone dresses or if they've moisturized lately. It also doesn't matter who introduces themselves first and it doesn't really matter who pays for your thins either!

3. [She's half a mind to start including her age and weight when she introduces herself to people just to be contrary.]
rebellingheart: ([Annoyed] What the hell is that?)

[personal profile] rebellingheart 2010-07-27 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe it does if you're giving people bad advice! [It's official, she does not like Grell.]

1. I know what it was! [Can you feel this? She's glaring at Grell so very hard through the system.] I know what it was!

2. I do say so. Your list is shallow and anyone who worries about only those sort of things is a shallow, horrible person.

3. [She knows she isn't fat and old, and there's nothing Grell could do to convince her otherwise.]
rebellingheart: ([Mad] What the heck was that?)

[personal profile] rebellingheart 2010-07-27 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine! I don't want to talk to you anyway. Hyne you're such a jerk!