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[redcinemareel]

Attention Ladies of the Garden,

We've approached freedom, and we all want to have a wonderful time having fun~. But, we women should always protect ourselves in this new environment. We're beautiful flowers who should not be trampled upon!

So just keep these points in mind:

1. Never, ever introduce yourself first. Men come to us, don't they? It's only fair that they give their name first too.

2. Check guys for fashion coordination. If they can't figure out that not all patterns go together, they aren't worth our precious time.

3. Stay moisturized. No one likes dry skin.

4. If a man asks your age, you tell him 'I can't marry you', because only your husband should know such vital information! The same goes for weight.

5. If he offers to pay, let him. You can make it up to him later~.

6. Woman's intuition is never wrong. Trust it!

7. Above all else, stay beautiful! Who doesn't want to feel their best? Maintain proper maintenance, and you'll dazzle!

Of course there's so much more, but these are the basics any woman should know. Questions? Leave them here? Adoration? That goes here too~!


From one concerned woman,
Grell ♥

Comments

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[time-to-reap.livejournal.com]

According to my files you were born an male, and at your point of death your weight and height were registered to be One hundred forty two pounds and five feet nine inches.

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[redcinemareel]

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[redcinemareel]

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[redcinemareel]

First, that was ages ago, Will. I'm pretty sure the height part is accurate, but the weight part? Not so much

DONE

[redcinemareel]

Second...if you have no pictures to prove I'm male, then it must not be true~.


[Even thought it was. sssshhhhhh]

[time-to-reap.livejournal.com]

One would only have to judge the way your body frame is to tell that you are a male. Upon closer inspection you can not hide the fact that your second digit is shorter then your fourth digit. That goes for all males.

[redcinemareel]

Will, stop being a stuffy know-it-all. And my fingers look pretty even to me.

[time-to-reap.livejournal.com]

I didn't say that they were not pretty- I am just saying that you can not argue over the fact that your pointer finger is shorter then your ring finger.

[redcinemareel]

Like I just said, they look pretty even to me.

Why are you going so far for this? Why does my sex matter?

[time-to-reap.livejournal.com]

Because the advise you are giving will hold more authority if it was coming from a real women instead of a impostor.

[redcinemareel]

It means more because it's coming from me. Nothing fake about it. It wouldn't hold authority if it weren't all true.

Impostor?

I'm probably more of a woman than most women here. As if you know anything about how it is to be one.

Get out of your box, William, and accept me for how I define myself. You don't have to agree or like it, but respect would be nice.

[time-to-reap.livejournal.com]

.... Honestly, logic has no meaning towards you.

[redcinemareel]

You're the one who's being an illogical arse.

[time-to-reap.livejournal.com]

That is incorrect. Everything that I had said made perfect sense.

[redcinemareel]

To you.

[time-to-reap.livejournal.com]

To everyone that actually reads the messages that you leave.

[redcinemareel]

We'll see.|