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[redcinemareel]

Attention Ladies of the Garden,

We've approached freedom, and we all want to have a wonderful time having fun~. But, we women should always protect ourselves in this new environment. We're beautiful flowers who should not be trampled upon!

So just keep these points in mind:

1. Never, ever introduce yourself first. Men come to us, don't they? It's only fair that they give their name first too.

2. Check guys for fashion coordination. If they can't figure out that not all patterns go together, they aren't worth our precious time.

3. Stay moisturized. No one likes dry skin.

4. If a man asks your age, you tell him 'I can't marry you', because only your husband should know such vital information! The same goes for weight.

5. If he offers to pay, let him. You can make it up to him later~.

6. Woman's intuition is never wrong. Trust it!

7. Above all else, stay beautiful! Who doesn't want to feel their best? Maintain proper maintenance, and you'll dazzle!

Of course there's so much more, but these are the basics any woman should know. Questions? Leave them here? Adoration? That goes here too~!


From one concerned woman,
Grell ♥

Comments

DONE

[redcinemareel]

It's just plain rude and inconsiderate to a woman's feelings! Not all women are comfortable with such questions. And really, why...WHY does it need mentioning?!

Why don't men just stick with her personality and good traits rather than go and be a nitwit and ask such personal information?!

Re: DONE

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

I didn't think it was that important!

[redcinemareel]

If it wasn't, do you think I would mention it here?

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

Well, to be honest, I didn't know most of things you mentioned were that important.

[redcinemareel]

....

You're a male. [Easy deduction.] So you wouldn't understand anyway. And this post isn't even directed to you.

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't really understand girls. I thought this would help, but it only made me more confused!

[redcinemareel]

Good.

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

Huh? How is that good?!

[redcinemareel]

Because I said so!!

[monkingaround.livejournal.com]

Okay! Sorry, ma'am!

[time-to-reap.livejournal.com]

Most of the things that Sutcliffe said could be dismissed as trivial matters.

[redcinemareel]

And most of what Will says tends to be stuffy.

[time-to-reap.livejournal.com]

What I say happens to be true.

[redcinemareel]

You need lessons on finesse.

[time-to-reap.livejournal.com]

I do not think that I have problems with having finesse. I am just making it clear to yourself, and those that you are offering advise to are fully aware that you are a male.

[redcinemareel]

A person's sex doesn't matter in the long run! Are we being separated in classes? No. Are we getting unequal education? No. The only things separating us are dorms and clothes. The latter not much so.

I don't understand this importance you obviously have.

[time-to-reap.livejournal.com]

I am not the one trying to delude others into thinking that I am something that I am not. None of the advise that you are giving out will have the same authority if it was given by a real female.

[redcinemareel]

Bring it over here, Mr. Stuffy Britches.